Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Shower Thought? (Closed)

We all love shower thoughts (e.g. everything is either pizza or not pizza.) What’s your favorite?

#1

“A million seconds is 11 days. A billion seconds is 31 years.”

#2

Humans have made vanilla the opposite of chocolate, how?

#3

Plants produce oxygen that we breathe, and when we die, they absorb our nutrients. Plants are farming US…

#4

if bed bugs live in bed does that mean cockroaches live in…….

#5

“I wonder what my quirk would be in my hero academia”

#6

That perverted spider is looking at me again.

#7

“People have profound ideas in the shower. I should be having one right now”