Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing Someone Has Said To You? (Closed)

This may be a contradictory statement, a made-up law of physics, or just plain old weird.

#1

If you eat yourself do you gain weight or lose weight? Thats a more normal question he has asked but i cant remember any of his other ones…

#2

My friend once said that sweat felt like a banana peal shoved in his armpit.