Share your puns down below!
#1
I like making element jokes, I try not to do periodically though.
#2
Why does Peter Pan fly all the time? He Neverlands.
#3
This one isn’t exactly a pun but I just had to share it, who is the actor that plays Wolverine? A Huge-Jacked-Man.
Never fails to make me laugh. Lol
#4
I asked a French man is he played video games. He said Wii
#5
I would, but I’m so punderful at them I would crush you
#6
what is a crocidiles favorite drink (gator)ade
#7
There was a boat that shipped penis shaped potatoes. The crewmates say it was a dictatorship
#8
I know a lot of jokes in sign language and I guarantee no one has ever heard them.
#9
The invisible man married the invisible lady…I can’t see that relationship lasting.
#10
The invisible man married the invisible lady…I can’t see that relationship lasting.
#11
I used to be a banker … I lost intrest!
#12
my fave puns:
Me: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. Someone:Oh my! Who!? Me: Uh, I can’t remember… I think her name was Reese something? Someone: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
Me:No it was with a knife.
Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
I went to the bank and asked the teller to check my balance. She shoved me pretty hard but I didn’t fall down.
#13
You know what they say… Time Flies Like A Butterfly, Fruit Flies Like A Banana.
#14
Not really, but my jokes have pretty good punchlines. My puns are pretty hard to punderstand sometimes. I jest wish people found me punny.
#15
What do you call a boiling kettle on the peak of mount everest? A high-pot-in-use
#16
I mean I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
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