A man shared his story of friend-group drama when he discovered that his friend’s partner hated the Halloween costumes they planned to wear. He later shared what happened next and how they resolved the conflict. We reached out to him via private message and will update the article when he gets back to us.
Making a group costume for Halloween is always fun
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But one man decided to throw a fit over his friend group’s plans
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He added some more details to the post later
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Some guys find way too many things “threatening”
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There’s a peculiar phenomenon that occurs when certain men encounter things like the color pink, pumpkin spice lattes, or, heaven forbid, two other men wearing matching Halloween costumes. Their masculinity, apparently constructed from tissue paper and held together with duct tape, begins to disintegrate faster than a vampire in sunlight.
You’d think masculinity would be made of sterner stuff. After all, we’re talking about the same gender that historically went to war, built civilizations, and allegedly never asks for directions. Yet somehow, the sight of another man enjoying a fruity cocktail or watching a romantic comedy can cause a complete systemic meltdown. It’s exhausting, really, and not just for them.
Fragile masculinity operates on a fascinating principle: the belief that manhood is not something you inherently possess, but rather something you must constantly, vigilantly defend against invisible threats. It’s like being a medieval knight, except instead of dragons, you’re battling scented candles and the concept of expressing emotions. The irony, of course, is that this constant need to prove one’s masculinity actually undermines it. Nothing screams “I’m secure in my identity” quite like policing what fictional characters other people dress up as for Halloween. Real confidence doesn’t require a manual on what colors are acceptable to wear or which beverages are sufficiently manly to consume.
People turn their own insecurities outward
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Fragile masculinity often manifests as an uncanny ability to make everything about oneself. Your gay friends dressing as characters from a TV show? A risk to your carefully maintained identity. Your coworker ordering a salad? Obviously a commentary on your burger. Someone else living their authentic life? A personal affront to your existence. This behavior stems from a fundamental misunderstanding of how the world works. Other people’s choices, identities, and Halloween costumes have absolutely nothing to do with you. They’re not thinking about you at all. They’re just living their lives, completely oblivious to your internal panic about whether their actions somehow diminish your manhood.
Constantly monitor everyone around you for potential “threats” to your masculinity. Keep a running list of things that are “gay” (which apparently includes most things people enjoy). Police your own behavior to ensure you’re never accidentally vulnerable, kind, or interested in something deemed “feminine.” Feel genuinely threatened by strangers’ life choices. Find a way to make other people’s relationships about your own insecurity. That’s a full-time job! Imagine redirecting all that energy toward literally anything else, learning a language, mastering a hobby, or perhaps going to therapy to explore why you’re so threatened by costume choices.
Perhaps the most damaging aspect of fragile masculinity is how it poisons relationships. When you’re so busy defending your masculinity from imaginary threats, you miss out on genuine connections. You can’t be truly intimate with a partner if you’re afraid vulnerability equals weakness. You can’t maintain friendships if you’re constantly worried about appearing “too gay” by showing affection or interest in your friends’ lives. And let’s be honest: constantly policing other people’s behavior because you’re uncomfortable with their existence is, well, exhausting for everyone involved. It’s the relationship equivalent of bringing a rain cloud to every party.
Here’s the beautiful secret that secure men have figured out: actual masculinity isn’t threatened by something as trivial as Halloween. It doesn’t require constant defense or surveillance. It doesn’t shatter when confronted with couples’ costumes or shipped TV characters. Real strength lies in being comfortable enough with yourself that other people’s joy doesn’t feel like your oppression. It’s being secure enough that you don’t need to control how others express themselves. It’s understanding that masculinity and kindness, sensitivity, and basic human decency aren’t mutually exclusive.
He also answered some reader questions
Most thought David was just a jerk
Later, he shared an update
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Commenters were happy that they didn’t have to deal with this guy again
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