A Furless Tickle Me Elmo Just Gave Me Nightmares for a Month

A Furless Tickle Me Elmo Just Gave Me Nightmares for a Month

So it’s already bad enough to know that Ticke Me Elmo was originally voiced by an accused pedophile.  That’s right Kevin Clash, we haven’t forgotten about the fact that you like the same children that you’re catering to with Elmo’s voice only you don’t want to just make them smile, you want them to make you smile in more ways than one.  Gross, disturbing and I’m sorry for bringing that name back into the mix.   Speaking of disturbing, have you ever seen what a Tickle Me Elmo doll looks like without the fur?  Have a look see below:

View post on imgur.com

Kind of reminds you of this scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade doesn’t it?

I think I’ve officially given up on anything Elmo now. Seriously there’s no hope left in the world nor is there any turning back from here. Videos and imagery like this should be kept lock and key and ever, ever let out into the public sphere. In fact I’m kind of annoyed at myself for even watching this and sharing it with you. Actually screw that. I did you a favor. Furless Elmo dolls are probably alive like Chucky and I just saved your lives.

Start a Discussion

Main Heading Goes Here
Sub Heading Goes Here
No, thank you. I do not want.
100% secure your website.