80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

Asian cuisine is so different from what we are used to – starting with such unusual ingredients as sea cucumbers and ant eggs and ending with unpronounceable names; it often leaves us, westerners, quite baffled. Now, not many of us speak Chinese or Taiwanese, so when visiting, we seek the comfort of English menus to explain to us what we are about to eat. If luck is in, and you’ve found one in your mother tongue, your struggles to order are probably not over, as translating the food names is whole another art, with which we’d like to acquaint you.

Often, restaurant owners try to Google Translate the ingredients and names of their funny foods in the menus and if their mission fails they shamelessly declare, that they couldn’t find the appropriate name. Other times, proofreading was skipped entirely, or maybe the owner just didn’t care enough or couldn’t understand the translation himself. Either way, the results are absolutely hilarious, and who in their right mind would skip trying the ‘Mr. Oyster’ or ‘Mermaid in Deep Sea,’ whatever that might mean.

So, if funny food names are what you live for or have a tendency to try and eat anything and everything weird, this totally lost in translation list is like hitting the jackpot. Now, scroll down to check these food puns, and funny fails for yourself!

#1 An Interesting Chinese Menu

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#2 There’s Something Wrong In This Menu

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#3 A Restaurant Menu I Found In China

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#4 One Order Of Whatever Please

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#5 Stir-Fried Wikipedia

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#6 Sochi Menu Translation Problems

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#7 Roasted Husband

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#8 Chicken Vs. Real Chicken

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#9 You And Your Family

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#10 Menu In Beijing

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#11 My Friend Is Visiting China And Went To A Restaurant. This Is From The Menu

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#12 Grab Me Now

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#13 My Friend Saw This On A Menu In China. He Didn’t Know What To Order

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#14 The Sushi Restaurant That I Went To Accidentally Put A Picture Of USB Sushi On Their Menu

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#15 Chinglish Menu: Cat Ear And Rotten Child

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#16 My Local Thai Food Joint Has A Very Unique Interpretation Of Kid’s Menu

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#17 From A Menu In Shanghai

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#18 Not Sure If This Was A Typo On My Menu

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#19 It’s The Cheapest Thing On The Menu

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#20 My Brother Went To China, This Is What Was On The Menu

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#21 Acid Beans

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#22 Husband And Wife Lung Slice

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#23 Ordering At A Restaurant, When Suddenly

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#24 English Menus In China Are An Endless Source Of Amusement

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#25 I Don’t Want To Check Their Kitchen.

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#26 Don’t Order The Greenstuffs

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#27 Crap Stick

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#28 A Simple Typo Can Make A World Of Difference

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#29 Many Bandits

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#30 Another Stupid Chinese Menu In Shenzhen, China

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#31 Recently Moved To Shanghai And Found This At A Local Restaurant

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#32 Menu At A Restaurant In Shanghai

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#33 Birds Beast

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#34 Best Menu Typo Ever

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#35 Menu Fail

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#36 My Local Chinese Restaurant Needs Help With Their Menu

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#37 Characteristics Of Mouth-watering

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#38 Spicy Crap Masala

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#39 I’m Not Sure If I Should Order That First One

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#40 Boiled Farmers Anyone?

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#41 Explodes Fries Pig

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#42 Bugger

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#43 Bottle Of Bears

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#44 It Gives It That Extra Punch Of Flavor…

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#45 This Is How You Can Cool Down Yourself After A Hot Day In Egypt.

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#46 This Menu Is A Little Exciting

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#47 Found Something Unexpected On The Menu While Having Dinner With A Friend Today

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#48 Pig’s Organ Soup

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#49 Some Interesting Drinks

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#50 Suck That Leisure Rod

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#51 Round-cut Aborigine

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#52 From Selçuk, Turkey – I Chose A Safer Option.

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#53 Local Indian Restaurant Had An Interesting Choice On Their Menu

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#54 Not Hungry Anymore

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#55 Sensitive Meatball – Menu From A Turkish Restaurant

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#56 Alexander Will Return With Yogurt! – From Menu Of A Turkish Restaurant

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#57 Saw This Sentence On A Menu In China, Made Me So Confused!

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#58 Simmer Chicken Cloud Ear

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#59 Oh My, Alexander Is Confused! – Menu From A Turkish Restaurant

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#60 Tonic Water Becomes …

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#61 Only If It’s Warm…

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#62 Don’t Know If I Will Eat That Lao Potato

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#63 No, You Are The Best…

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#64 When Pingyao Dogmeat Is The Safest Option

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#65 Winter Is Coming

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#66 Squid Meters Flowers

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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#67 Diet Cock Please!

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#68 God Fillet

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#69 Fancy Some Mice For Dinner?

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#70 Horrible Way To Die

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#71 I’ll Have The Letture, But I Don’t Want To Eat My French Friend!

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#72 I’ll Have The Letture, But I Don’t Want To Eat My French Friend!

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#73 You Will Feel Relaxed.

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#74 Handmade Knife Cut Noodles With Chicken ( Just As Bad In French )

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

#75 Sonic Must Have Enlisted Tom Haverford In Naming Their New Menu Items

80 Of The Funniest Menu Translation Fails Ever

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