40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

How many “c’s” and “m’s” in “accommodate?” Is there a “c” in “acquire?” While it might seem obvious when written out in front of you, English spelling can make fools of the best of us, but most people will probably overlook a misspelled word in a text. But that mistake becomes ever so magnified when you are driving around and see it displayed in, say, a shop window. 

The “English Language Police” Facebook page gathers word crimes and grammatical mistakes people have spotted in the wild. So scroll down and enjoy the funniest examples here, upvote your favorites, and be sure to let us know what common language mistakes are your number one pet peeve.

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#1 Listening To “Water Music” Will Never Be The Same Again

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#2 Free Bill Posters

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#3 That Was After The Honeymoon

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#4 So Many People To Send Them To

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#5 I Don’t Know If I Can Stay Awake For 5 Days… Anymore

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#6 The Whole Planet? Seems Kinda Harsh

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#7 Well That Is One Way To Prevent Theft

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#8 Please, Turn Water Into Wine

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#9 Good Advice

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#10 Very Witty Indeed

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#11 You Expect The Guy To Open The Store While Being Circumcised?

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#12 I Hadn’t Realized It Was Banned

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#13 Okay Then

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#14 Aldi Australia Is Selling This Stool

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#15 Oh My

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#16 Where Is Elon When You Need Him?

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#17 A Sticky Situation To Be In

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#18 The Four Apostrophe’s’ Of The Apocalypseses’s’

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#19 No, Thanks

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#20 Me In Real Life

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#21 Pretty Intimidating If You Ask Me

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#22 Can You Eat Non-Customers At The Tables? Asking For A Friend

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#23 Uh, Oh

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#24 This Sign

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#25 Oof

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#26 Dognuts? Hmmm

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#27 Clever Crafter’s Fail

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#28 Let’s Hope The Burger Is Ok

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#29 Yummy

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#30 Two Lies And A Grammar Gaffe. What An Ad

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#31 I’ve Read This Five Different Ways. Each Giving A New And More Disturbing Meaning To It

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#32 How Can You Fill Both Sides Of An Aisle With One Niche Product Category?

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#33 Saying “You Are A Cancer” Isn’t Much Better

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#34 Seems Awfully Cheap

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#35 Unique Eligibility Criteria

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#36 Misogynists (Somewhere In Canada)

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#37 But How Many Fake Ones?

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#38 With The Price Of Gas These Days, He’s Not Wrong

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#39 Shucks, Wouldn’t You Know It, We’re On Vacation And Only Have Our Holiday Maid With Us

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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#40 Hope Agian Shows Up

40 Times Word Crimes Had To Be Called Out By The English Language Police, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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