“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

When it comes to fashion, we like to think we’ve got an eye for what works… and what doesn’t. You’ve got to put your confidence on first! Wear your clothes—don’t let them wear you! And, please, for the love of God, have a style-savvy friend you can turn to for an honest opinion about your outfits.

‘You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress’ is a wonderfully funny and magical corner of the internet that documents an interesting phenomenon: the utter absence of fashion sense. Members of the Facebook group gently poke fun at strange dress designs that really don’t work. 

Stroll (or is that scroll?) down the runway for some truly mind-boggling designs, Pandas! If these won’t make you say, ‘Oh, honey, no!’ nothing will. Which dresses did you think might haunt you in your nightmares? Were there any items of clothing that you actually liked? Tell us all about it in the comments. Just remember: it’s perfectly fine to critique the dress, but don’t ever make fun of the person wearing it!

In the mood for some more fashion disasters to chase away the blues? We’ve got you covered, Pandas! Check out Bored Panda’s earlier features about ‘You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress’ right over here: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3. 

#1 Oh- Oh My

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Juné P. Tiamatakorn

#2 When Ur Creepy Uncle Tries To Tickle You At The Family Reunion

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

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#3 I Do Not Understand Fashion

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

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#4 Sleeping Bag Inspired?

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

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#5 This Is From Thom Brown’s Ready To Wear Collection. Did Mickey Mouse Get Drunk And Tried On Minnie’s Clothes Before Getting Into An Bar Fight?

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

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#6 Even The Designer Knew This Was Horrendous!

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Jay West

#7 Wow Could This Get Uglier?

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Courtney Rene

#8 Looks Like A Shower Curtain

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Nadia Altom

#9 I Don’t Even Know What Is Going On But All This Can Be Yours For Only $1,590

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Whitney Whitney

#10 Why Have Just One Wedding Dress When You Can Combine Ten In A Hideous Mish-Mash?

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Kate London KA

#11 Is She Coming From A Wrestling Tournament That Took Place In The Mud?

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Valeria Volpe

#12 Idk How They Can Call This A Dress…

At first glance I seriously thought this was a burp cloth or reusable menstrual pad

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Katie O'Neill, Beka GZ

#13 So Creative

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Nick Emuchay

#14 I Want This To Be Camp So Bad But It Just Hurts

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Hint Fashion Magazine

#15 So So Many Questions!

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

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#16 I Absolutely Hate It

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

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#17 I Didn’t Cover The Face Bc It’s Lizzo. I Love Her But That Is A Bed Sheet

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Lee Heisler

#18 For Those Growing Up In The 2000s, Can We All Take A Moment To Remember Harper Finkle From Wizards Of Waverly Place? What An Icon

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Allie Marie Zayas

#19 What In The Freshly Groomed Poodle Is This. (Ultra Famous So Haven’t Concealed Identity)

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

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#20 For A $1500, You Too Can Look Like Car Wash Brush

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Meltem Çoban

#21 For Sale On Shein. I’m Sure Everyone Will Run Right Out And Snag This Beauty

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Judi Curington Baker

#22 Btw It’s $1300

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Caitlyn Michelle Dennison

#23 Ugh The Tiktokers Are At It Again Not Censoring Their Face B/C They’re Verified On Tiktok

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

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#24 Confused As To How They Got It On

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

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#25 Somebody Needs To Do A Wellness Check On Louis Vuitton. They Seem To Have Seriously Gone Off The Rails! The Current Collection Swings From Bdsm To Girly, Frilly Baby Doll Dresses

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Lyn Beavers

#26 What Is This Yellow Dress Thing Whatever

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

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#27 $800 For Old Timey Underwear, Folks

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Caitlyn Michelle Dennison

#28 Not Hiding Faces Cos This Person Is Famous. Just… Um. Why?

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Matti Aveiro Dos Santos

#29 Was Reading A Fb Article. Tons Of Wedding Dresses But This One Takes The Cake

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

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#30 If You Took The Sleeves Off This It Wouldn’t Be As Bad

“You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress”: 30 Designs So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Image source: Marlaina Perez