If you’ve been visiting Bored Panda, you know we really like funny signs. But if you’re new here (or need a friendly reminder), just check out our publications on ‘The Absurd Sign Project’ or ‘Weird Signs.’
This time, however, let’s take a step even further and explore the absurd from a bit closer. For that, we turn to the subreddits ‘No Safety Smoking First‘ and ‘Don’t Open Dead Inside.’
These two online communities mirror each other really well, and are full of signs with questionable spelling, messed up kerning, and other mistakes that prohibit them from getting the point across. If there even is one!
#1 Heal Thy Burgers
Image source: Jimbuscus
#2 Is It Now?
Image source: teacher400
#3 Just Do Nothing, It Is Impossible
Image source: DivinityOfHeart
#4 Le Tits Now
Image source: swavmirj
#5 Can We Just Make This The Icon Already?
Image source: herooftime2004
#6 How The Hell Do You Open This Door?
Image source: Some–Idiot
#7 Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa
Image source: nuyirnumi
#8 Hvad Alena Pptiny Yes
Image source: reddit.com
#9 Combat Loneliness
Image source: NullOfficer
#10 They Know All Nasa Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots
Image source: jtimester
#11 Unfortunately These Are Just Activists Against The Monopolization Of My Campus’ Food Distribution Services, Not A Polyamorous Sex Club :(
Image source: losrockster
#12 What
Image source: tired_skyler
#13 Sbren Sbeve
Image source: Matuliss
#14 Eliminating Women Empowering Racism
Image source: Efarm12
#15 Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus. 🎃
Image source: mochalipgloss
#16 Getting Is An Drunk Never Excuse (Mind The Comedy Homicide)
Image source: CrazyPl0x
#17 We Don’t Care. Stop
Image source: Sigvard08
#18 Get Covid Here, Your Vaccine Ages 12 And Up
Image source: DoctorWhy75
#19 Never Do Your Best Quit
Image source: reddit.com
#20 Cheating Garage All Must Go!
Image source: maxedgextreme
#21 Don’t Save A Life! Be Afraid To Give Blood
Image source: cmbyd
#22 My Boyfriend Sent Me This Picture And
Image source: terranprodigy
#23 Does This Belong Here Or On R/Dontopendeadinside ?
Image source: GemStoned23
#24 Winners Quitters Never Quit, Never Win
Image source: jfbchelsea
#25 Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad
Image source: GroovinApple
#26 Ask About Mud Me My Flaps
Image source: Erduck96
#27 …what
Image source: FreeWillyPete
#28 Yeah, There’s Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard
Image source: MantaTeam
#29 Pizza! Pizza!! P I Z Z A A A A
Image source: griftylifts
#30 Dunno If This Has Been Posted Already. A Friend Sent Me This:
Image source: Vast_Statement5699
#31 To Be Clever
Image source: nememess
#32 …a Month Lasts Forever
Image source: Economog
#33 If You Hard. Then You Hard. Work|play
Image source: tobalvigna
#34 Always Forgotten, Remembered Never
Image source: Sweetest_Potato
#35 I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go
Image source: meglovescorn
#36 Jesus Is Christ Lord
Image source: 01buickparkavenue
#37 Suddenly… Hairstylist
Image source: ShlappaDaBass
#38 Got Straw? How About Heated Ones For Pets?
Image source: reddit.com
#39 Made South In Africa
Image source: jcmarais1998
#40 Don’t Never Drink And Drive. Drive High!
Image source: Anonymous120512
#41 Let’s Beat The Children All Covid For
Image source: parabolamountain
#42 Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books
Image source: reddit.com
#43 They You What Will You
Image source: pacemakersean
#44 Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?
Image source: Nanniiiii
#45 Nach
Image source: prairiegirlnorth
#46 Please Entrance, Keep Clear!
Image source: reddit.com
#47 Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea
Image source: kasicartoon
#48 What Melt About Waffle?
Image source: Underyx
#49 This Physically Hurts Me
Image source: Imagine-_-Wagons
#50 Be Be Be Kind Careful Yourself
Image source: Sudadbetch
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