Nothing feels original anymore—at least, that’s what everyone keeps saying. Everywhere you look it’s a reboot, a remake, or, as the internet recently decided to call it, “reheated nachos.” After a while, it really can start to seem like we’re all trapped in one giant echo chamber, repeating the same thoughts in slightly different fonts.
But there’s one subreddit that proves originality is still alive and kicking, though perhaps in a slightly unconventional way. It’s called r/BrandNewSentence and it collects those rare moments when someone posts something that has absolutely never been said before in human history. And they’re usually hilarious, unhinged, or both.
We’ve rounded up some of the best examples that’ll remind you people can still surprise each other.
#1 …we’ve Specially Formulated This Moisturizer For Your Left Elbow
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#2 But Soup Is Circular
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#3 I Fear The Burden Of All Those Carrots Has Broken Him
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#4 An American Woman Living With An African Tribe In Scotland
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#5 Can’t Wait For Devito’s Next Role
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#6 Custom Bedazzled Ocean Gate Submersible Purse
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#7 “Where Can I Buy Cheese To Impress A German Man?”
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#8 Oh No My Moths
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#9 They Blllrah Baoh
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#10 A Protective Wall Between My Skin And The Outside World
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#11 The “Slav Squat” May Have A Biomechanical Basis
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#12 Handsome Man But Why No Hair
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#13 Man Mum
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#14 You Can’t Have That
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#15 “The Truth Stood Behind Me, Silent, While I Handed You Something Prettier”
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#16 She Hadn’t Made A Milkshake In Years For Fear That The Would Return
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#17 “I Can’t [be Gone] Before I Smell This Bird”
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#18 “When You Lose The Remote You Lose Trust In Everyone”
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#19 POV: You’re A Zoo Penguin About To Be Put Down
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#20 Not All Ghosts Are Small Victorian Children
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#21 Cigarette That Wished To Become Human
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#22 Her One-Woman Rendition Of ‘Dracula’ Where She’ll Be Playing 23 Roles
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#23 Who Knew The Modern Version Of Hiding Jews In Your Attic Would Be Letting Your Doordasher Hide In Your Living Room
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#24 Monocle Popping Gay Commie Propaganda
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#25 “I Am The First Person In My Bloodline To Attempt To Become Hot And I Can Feel My Genes Fighting Me Every Step Of The Way”
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#26 “Righteously Jacked Proselytizers”
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#27 You Can Impale Yourself With The Point Like A Disgraced Samurai And Still Miss It
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#28 “Saw A Wild Boar Steal A Bag From International Pop Superstar Shakira”
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#29 Nepal’s Gen-Z, Who Overthrew The Nepal’s Govt, Have Chosen Their New Leader Via A Poll On A Discord Server
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#30 Snails Started Coming Out Of My Ears At Night While A Slept
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#31 Technically, The Truth: “A Hindu Garden Gnome Dating A Jewish Mossad Agent Says He’ll Meet A Zionist Christian In Viking Valhalla”
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#32 Ankle Biting Ferals
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#33 Twitch CEO Cheering Her On
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#34 “I Don’t Think You End Up The Blood God By Saying “Yeah, That Seems Like A Reasonable Amount Of Blood.””
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#35 31 Years Since My Dad Sent Me To The Shop
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#36 Kirby Has No Ankles …
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#37 You Too Would Need To Be Reminded Of Things Like “Don’t Fight If You Can’t Win” If You Were Suffering From Mercury Poisoning
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#38 “I’m Autistic You Didn’t Specifically Invite Me Like A Vampire”
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#39 “You Used To Look Like A Greek God And Now You Look Like You Listen To Podcasts”
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#40 If You Bring A Scale To Gamestop To Weigh Pokémon Packs We Will Ban You For Life For Your Own Good
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#41 “I Fought In Vietnam. Saw Unspeakable Horrors. And For The Last 30 Years Everyone‘S Called Me Cheese”
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#42 “Their Son Somehow Adopted An Entire Dialect From Watching Peppa Pig”
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#43 “The First Act Of Racism My Brother Ever Experienced Was My Dad Filming The Wrong Asian Boy During His Whole School Play”
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#44 “People Were Shocked When This Beautiful Girl Went Viral For A Cat Mistaking Her Dress For A Heated Table – He’s Actually A 48-Year-Old Japanese Singer, Father And Model”
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#45 “I Always Wait Til Mary Is Like 7cm Dilated To Start Shopping For Gifts”
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#46 “If You Receive A Bribe, Include It In Your Income.”
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#47 “It’s Very Anti-Pancake To Criticize Me For Saying We Have To Eradicate The Waffles For The Safety Of Pancakes Everywhere.”
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#48 He Is Nietzsche’s Uberpenguin
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#49 “Marrying A Man Instead Of A Woman Is Simply A Wise Long-Term Financial Decision”
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#50 So Sauce Not A Broken Home
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#51 Not To Mom Shame But Why Are U Letting The Babies Get Mind Controlled
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#52 Sir, The AI Is Inbreeding
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#53 “They Look Like The Founders Of A Startup That Will End Up In A Senate Hearing”
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#54 A Raw Chicken’s Destiny Has Not Yet Been Written, Whereas A Rotisserie Chicken’s Fate Is Sealed
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#55 “When You Find Out That The Radioactive Rock From Space Can Indeed Give You Cancer”
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#56 “Babies Are Born Worshipping Unknown Gods”
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#57 I Have Hot Dog Debt
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#58 “Why Is Her Purse Sentient”
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#59 The Bones Of Santa Have Been Leaking Liquid
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#60 Love Island Makers Say Lgbt Contestants Bring ‘Logistical Difficulties’
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#61 “Is The Grinch His Name Or His Ethnicity Or His Job”
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#62 “They Should Do A Reverse Hallmark Christmas Movie Where A Small Town Girl Who Appreciates The Little Things In Life Visits NYC And Discovers The True Meaning Of Urban Hedonism”
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#63 He Looks Like Stewie’s Bear In The Homoerotic Daydreams He Has About It
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#64 The Rich Are Good People Deep Down
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#65 “This Guy Has Been Luring Me Food For A Month Now”
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#66 Cops Forced To Explain Why AI Generated Police Report Claimed Officer Transformed Into Frog
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#67 “Being Quadruplets And Born On The 29th Of February Feels Extremely Attention Seeking”
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#68 16-Year-Old Catches Opossum And Brings It Into Parents’ Bedroom, But Mom Says It’s A Normal Occurrence
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#69 “The Most Recognizable Brand In The World And You Turned It Into A Shoe Company”
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#70 “I Love Asking People ‘Weren’t You Born In The 1900s” Because It Makes It Sound Like They Grew Up Robbing Stagecoaches And Are On The Brink Of Death”
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#71 The Amish Can Build A Barn In A Day And You Think There’s No Autism?
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#72 “Why Don’t Planes Just Stay Still And Let The Destination Come To Them Because The Earth Is Spinning”
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#73 Hungry Ghost Trapped In A Jar
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#74 “What Mussolini Would Look Like If He Spun Around In An Office Chair Really Fast”
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#75 I Used To Work With A Guy Who Was Unemployed
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#76 I’m One Of Those European Peasants
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#77 Teenage Girls Love To Invite The Most Fruity Looking Twink They Can Find To Their Sleepovers Because It Fulfills Their Ancestral Urge To Be Watched Over By A Eunuch
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#78 “Alaska Art Student Arrested For Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art In Protest”
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#79 “You’re Vertical. Act Like It.”
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#80 “Ľ’m No Expert, But I Think I Got Snoozed?”
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#81 Sword-Wielding Pronoun
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#82 The Soviet Union Collapsed On Me While I Was Trying To Sleep
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#83 This That Weather Li Shang Left Mulan In When He Found Out She Wasnt A Twink
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#84 Turning Him Into Easily Absorbed Simple Protein Instantly
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#85 “Sean Penn Looks Like His Cartoon Cigar Exploded”
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#86 Facebook Schizoboomers Are Now Transvestigating Shrek
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#87 Tiramisu Is Gay Lasagna
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#88 What If My Special Interest Is Freaking It
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#89 “For Better Or Worse The World Is Run By Whoever Shows Up”
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#90 Quarter Dozen Duck Eggs
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#91 Making Judgements About The Mental Status Of Trees You’ve Never Met Or Interacted With Is Hateful
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#92 “When The Enemy’s Fortifications Are Impregnable, Pillage The Countryside Until Starvation Forces Them Out.”
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#93 I’m A Fat Guy Who’s Been Fat For A Very Long Time And I Will Judge You For Ordering A Dipping Sauce With Your Cookies, That’s A Level Of Hedonism Even I Can’t Condone
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#94 The Calf I Was Thought The Field Was Endless, Now I Know Every Fence By Heart
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#95 Running On Incel Core I9
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#96 “Buddy, I Can See Mountains Reflected In The Eyes Of A Trailside Pika.”
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#97 Philanthropic Conjugations
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