Doesn’t Ted Cruz Kind of Look Like a Warped Wax Figure of Charlie Sheen?

Ted Cruz

Look at Ted Cruz.  Seriously.  Look at this guy! Am I big on politics?  Not particularly.  But sure I’ve been watching the debates.  If anything, it’s been quite entertaining.  The sad thing is that it’s the kind of entertainment I would look for in a “Jersey Shore” or WWE fight.   Just pure nonsense.  I mean you know it’s kind of a joke and that the program is making you dumber but you just watch it anyway because it’s….entertaining.   The scary thing is that either Cruz or Trump is actually going to get a nomination and have a chance to be the President of the United States of America.

But let’s get back to Ted Cruz.   I get it.  Marco Rubio has big ears, but at least he’s well spoken.  Donald Trump.  Fine.  Whatever.  We know.  Country is over if he’s elected.  Carly Fiorina is probably the most polished of the bunch and quick on her toes.  Ben Carson is the smartest but will lull you to sleep and has zero chance.  Christie is genuine but it’s like he’s dying to get attention and the “listen to me too!” yelling is getting old. I’m sorry but it’s true.  He kind of spits when he talks and I can’t have that in a President.

Let’s talk about Ted Cruz.  Guy’s hair is pure Pomade which scares me to no end.  His face shines.  It literally shines.  Just looking at this guy gives me the creeps.  If you want to get all Donald Trump then talk about this guy’s looks please.  Waxy face.  Waxy hair.  Stares into the camera EVERY time he talks.  If I didn’t know any better I wouldn’t think this guy is human.  And maybe I’m stretching it here but tell me he doesn’t remind you of Charlie Sheen in some kind of way.  I don’t know. I have nightmares about this guy.

And at face value making claims that are 100% unsubstantiated I’m willing to bet my entire life that this guy is way more depraved than someone like Anthony Weiner.  He just seems like that type of guy that’s cheated on his wife or paid someone off to do something really really bad.  Again, unsubstantiated but I just believe it to be true.

Get this guy off the air, please.

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