Oh shoot, here we are again—you’ve finally matched with someone who feels genuine, exactly your cup of tea. Unfortunately, breaking the ice with cute pick-up lines can be tough for us introverted fellows. Let alone getting the conversation going! And worst of all, you’re not the type for those straightforward and flirty text messages that scream confidence—you’re the sweet, sensitive type who wants to connect with someone on a deeper level.
That doesn’t mean you’re destined to be a bumbling, awkward mess for the rest of your life! You just need to know how to use charming conversation starters and a little more finesse. First impressions can make or break your chances, so here’s the deal: We’ve saved you the trouble of browsing the internet and have prepared a list of cheesy pick-up lines for when your arsenal of sweetness is running on empty.
The world of conversation starters is a vast and varied one, filled with cringeworthy clichés and dirty pick-up lines for flirting. That’s why we’ve carefully curated a collection of the very best pick-up lines that are as cute as they are charming. These smooth pick-up lines will make you feel like a cross between Shakespeare and Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love. Yes, it’s a thing; don’t ask.
These funny icebreakers and pick-up lines for girls and boys are perfect for some sweet flirting! And if you’re in the mood for some extra cheese, we’ve included a series of sweet compliments that’ll have you looking like the smooth operator you were born to be.
So, get ready to take notes, embrace the clichés, and remember that a little dose of confidence is key when delivering these cute and funny pick-up lines!
#1
You know those gaps between your fingers?
I think they were made for mine.
#2
Do you like bad boys/girls? Because I’m really bad at this.
#3
I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
#4
Mind if I tie your shoes? I’d hate to see you falling for anyone else.
#5
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?
#6
I am not very good at holding conversations… so can I hold your hands instead?
#7
I’m good at algebra, I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
#8
Are you an exam paper? Because I forget everything when I look at you…
#9
You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together?
I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
#10
I would take you to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks.
#11
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
#12
You remind me of a dictionary in the way you add meaning to everything.
#13
What’s your favorite insect?
Mine is the butterflies you gave me.
#14
Are you HTTP? Because without you, I’m just ://
#15
You’re so pretty that you made me forget my pick up line.
#16
No wonder the sky is gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.
#17
I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
#18
Your hand seems pretty heavy. Let me hold it for you.
#19
You’re pretty and I’m cute.
Together we’d be pretty cute.
#20
I didn’t think wishing on those birthday candles would work, but here you are.
#21
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
#22
Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!
#23
Can I follow you?
Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.
#24
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
#25
I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
#26
Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.
#27
Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
#28
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case.
#29
Hey girl, are you stairs?
Because you take my breath away.
#30
Hey, can you help me get to a doctor? My heart keeps skipping a beat when I’m with you.
#31
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
#32
You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
#33
I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my head.
#34
I might need crutches. You make my knees weak.
#35
Are you C₆H₁₂O₆? Because you’re sweet.
#36
My pronouns are he/him but I could be all/yours.
#37
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
#38
Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
#39
I am not drunk, I am just intoxicated by your presence.
#40
Were you forged by Sauron? Because you’re precious.
#41
If I had a garden, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
#42
I just ended my Spotify subscription.
Because they failed to list you as the hottest single of the month.
#43
I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
#44
Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
#45
You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
#46
There is plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch.
#47
Are you accepting applications for president of your fan club?
#48
I wondered if you had an extra heart because mine seems to have been stolen.
#49
If you’re here, who’s running heaven?
#50
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.
#51
You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!
#52
Is your name Google?
Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
#53
You must be exhausted, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
#54
My mom told me not to talk to strangers, but I’ll make an exception for you.
#55
Could you please step away from the bar?
You’re melting all the ice!
#56
Are you the city of Ancient Rome? Because you’re on fire!
#57
Know what’s on the menu?
Me-N-U.
#58
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U together.
#59
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
#60
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
#61
I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
#62
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
#63
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you’re the only Ten I See.
#64
If you were meant to be a triangle, you would be ‘acute’ one.
#65
If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
#66
Santa must have come early because you were first on my Christmas list.
#67
I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!
#68
Are you espresso? Because I like you a latte.
#69
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
#70
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
#71
If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!
#72
Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
#73
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
#74
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.
#75
Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!
#76
Are you a campfire? Because you are hot, and I want s’ more.
#77
I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
#78
I bet stoplights turn red every time you pass by. Even it would want to stare at you a bit longer.
#79
If I had four quarters to give to the cutest guys in the world, you would have a dollar!
#80
If I had a start for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
#81
Are you sugar? Because you’re sweet and I wanna spoon you.
#82
Are you a pie?
Because I’d like a piece of you.
#83
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
#84
Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you, I smile.
#85
When I look at you I feel like I’m a pirate and just found my buried treasure.
#86
Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!
#87
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.
#88
If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.
#89
Falling for you would be a short trip.
#90
If gorgeousness was time, you would be eternity.
#91
You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?
#92
If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
#93
You are like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and lip-smacking!
#94
I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
#95
Do you like Harry Potter?
Because I adumbledore you.
#96
Are you religious?
Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
#97
You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
#98
I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
#99
If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!
#100
Looks like you made me drop something – my jaw!
#101
Your eyes are as blue as the ocean. And I think I am lost at sea.
#102
If you were a vegetable, you would be called Cutecumber.
#103
Someone vacuum this guy’s lap, I think I need a clean place to sit.
#104
My love is like a tidal wave, and you’re beachfront property.
#105
I’m feeling a little hungry — would you mind giving me your number? I think it would make me fulfilled.
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