Not Your Typical Pastor Teaches What’s In The New Yorker’s Bible (12 Comics)

I’m a creator behind comic strip series Timmy Time with Grandpa Holmes.

Pastor Holmes isn’t your typical pastor and his knowledge doesn’t stop with the traditional bible. He made it his mission to read every single bible on Earth. The Christian Bible. The Bro Bible. The Street Bible. The Cat Bible.

Now, he wants to tell the world about his latest read, the New York Bible. Read along as he teaches his grandson, Timmy about the so-called “Big Apple.”

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The Sermon

Not Your Typical Pastor Teaches What’s In The New Yorker’s Bible (12 Comics)

Every true New Yorker will agree

Not Your Typical Pastor Teaches What’s In The New Yorker’s Bible (12 Comics)

Tell me something that’s worse than this

Not Your Typical Pastor Teaches What’s In The New Yorker’s Bible (12 Comics)

Okay, this might be worse

Not Your Typical Pastor Teaches What’s In The New Yorker’s Bible (12 Comics)

As if the commute isn’t already bad enough

Not Your Typical Pastor Teaches What’s In The New Yorker’s Bible (12 Comics)

If you think NYC is dirty, you have no idea

Not Your Typical Pastor Teaches What’s In The New Yorker’s Bible (12 Comics)

New Yorkers will laugh, tourists will just look confused

Not Your Typical Pastor Teaches What’s In The New Yorker’s Bible (12 Comics)

There is such a thing as subway etiquette

Not Your Typical Pastor Teaches What’s In The New Yorker’s Bible (12 Comics)

This is hands down the scariest part of NYC

Not Your Typical Pastor Teaches What’s In The New Yorker’s Bible (12 Comics)

Here’s some more subway etiquette

Not Your Typical Pastor Teaches What’s In The New Yorker’s Bible (12 Comics)

There’s nothing more annoying than having to swipe your subway card again.

Not Your Typical Pastor Teaches What’s In The New Yorker’s Bible (12 Comics)

If you’re a tourist, read this

Not Your Typical Pastor Teaches What’s In The New Yorker’s Bible (12 Comics)