Welcome to the internet, a place to find like-minded people no matter what your background is. Sounds fun, right? Sadly, it can become quite toxic. And we’re the ones to blame for it. Racism, misogyny, classism; all of society’s wounds fester online just as much as they do in real life.
However, being insulting and mean often comes right back to bite you. Amongst the most impressive ways to fight internet trolls is by using the epic art of the comeback. Fierce, well-constructed, and piercingly accurate arguments end up in the subreddit called Murdered By Words. This community with over 2.6M members is the place where verbal assassins cut right through the BS and share some of the best burns.
When you’re done scrolling through this list, you’ll find some more inspiration for savage comebacks by checking out Bored Panda’s previous posts on the subreddit here, here, and here.
#1 F***ing Dumb Is An Understatement
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#2 Satanists Just Don’t Acknowledge Religions
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#3 Murdered And Exposed And Torn Asunder…
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#4 Deserved It
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#5 See Ya, Wouldn’t Wanna Be Ya
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#6 Say Her Name
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#7 What Did You Do?
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#8 Science Is Hard
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#9 Pot, Meet Kettle
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#10 The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
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#11 It’s So Obvious And They Still Miss It
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#12 Got Sonned
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#13 How’s That Racism?
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#14 Shoot Like A Girl
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#15 I Will Leave This Kind Of Debate To You People
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#16 “You Have Your Quiver On Backwards”
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#17 There Is Nothing Inherently Great About Any Country
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#18 Cognitive Dissonance (He Left Me On Seen Btw)
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#19 Some People Really Need To Stop Thinking About A Damn Rock
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#20 Reading Is For Suckers
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#21 When You Come For Brazil But Forget You Live In The Us
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#22 What Weighs More, A Pound Of Feathers Or A Pound Of Iron?
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#23 Nonni From The Top Rope
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#24 Response About A Record Number Of Concert Attendees
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#25 Just Work Harder!
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#26 Don’t Forget To Recycle
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#27 Same Same, But Different
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#28 Embarrassing, Indeed
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#29 Shame On You, Crayola!
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#30 Parental Disparages
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#31 I Don’t Know If That Counts
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#32 The Misspell Just Perfects It
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#33 Arrivederci Amore Mio
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#34 Don’t Disrespect Tom Hanks
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#35 Alabama Would Like To Have A Word
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#36 Dude Just Roasted The Entire Human Race
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#37 Anti-Birth Control And Probably Anti-Abortion Mbw
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#38 Quitting 101
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#39 Nyt Reporter Has A Basic Question For Minnesota’s Rollout Of “Not-Reaching Pouches,” A Bold New Innovation In Hoping Cops Don’t Shoot You!
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#40 Killed A Guy And One Country In A Single Sentence
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#41 Dude Wants “Young Woman To Help Rule His Kingdom”
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#42 Let’s Get The Ignorant Ones To Write Policies
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#43 Is That More Of An Oops Or A Whoops?
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#44 Dolphins Are Intelligent Animals
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#45 You Tell Him!
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#46 Can’t Find Anyone To Hire
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#47 Anti-Vax Takedown On Nextdoor
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#48 Fact Checking Has Become A Bloodsport…
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#49 And As His Second And Third Too
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#50 Opposite Gender
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