Talkers debate. Masters obliterate.
You’ll find the latter on the Rare Insults subreddit, where the internet’s most skillful verbal assassins gather to admire the sharpest, most unexpected burns ever delivered. Some are immediate mic drops, others take a second to register—but once they do, there’s no forgetting them.
We’ve pulled together some of the finest examples—pure linguistic perfection that will have you grinning, wincing, and maybe even taking notes. Enjoy.
#1 A Thread On Aposematism
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#2 Ouch That Must’ve Hurr
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#3 An Insult With A Great Ending
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#4 Don’t Start Sh*t If You Can’t Take Sh*t
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#5 The Way This Tweet Blew Up
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#6 You Are The Reason They Stay Home
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#7 Never Heard This One Before
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#8 Flextape Cant Fix
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#9 Return To Sender
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#10 Holding Up The Past
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#11 Now That’s Dedication
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#12 The “Complete” Package
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#13 Battling For My Spot In Hell
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#14 Medium Rare Burn
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#15 Damn Is He Gonna Use Them As A Wet Wipe
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#16 10/10 For The Burn
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#17 He’s Wasting It
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#18 Time For A Career Change
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#19 Stay In School!!
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#20 I Would Never Recover After This
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#21 Grandma Is This True?
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#22 It’s About Creating Something Better
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#23 Damn He Got Roasted
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#24 Wendy’s Always Has The Best Ones
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#25 Frat House At 7am
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#26 Guess Who ?
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#27 Some Classes Are Like That
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#28 Its Always Broken Too
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#29 Damn This Is Hard
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#30 Man Just Insulted A Whole A** State
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#31 I Have Reason To Believe It Was A Mourning Dove
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#32 I Do See A Dog Tho
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#33 She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces
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#34 Poor Organization Skills
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#35 Well Then Rip
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#36 Connor, The Human Equivalent Of A Honda Accord
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#37 This Shi Had Me Dead😂
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#38 This Might Be A Crime Scene
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#39 Dude’s Gonna Need Some Salve For That Burn
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#40 Fact: Most Girls Can’t Tell Difference Between A 5’10 And 6
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#41 She Didn’t Say Nothin… She Just Had That Look
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#42 Oh Well This Is Something New
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#43 I Can Hear The Sound
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#44 Flight Attendant Has Had Enough
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#45 She Did Him Bad
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#46 Very Big Oof
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#47 Might Be The Most British Insult I’ve Ever Seen
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#48 Found In The James Cordon Ama
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#49 Two Insults For The Price Of One
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#50 On A Video Of Someone Pretending To Fall Over
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