Choosing Beggars: Dating App Edition (30 Pics)

The reasons why modern-day dating sucks so much are plentiful and a lot of it is, of course, related to dating apps. For one, they are giving us too much choice while at the same time not enough good matches. This leaves many overwhelmed but still starving for meaningful connections. 

Then, there are all the problems that are related to texting. Ghosting, quickly losing interest in a conversation, not being able to convey emotion or get into a conversational flow through a screen.

Throw in some instant gratification and an otherwise already hectic schedule and voila— you have just created an awful dating experience. So awful, in fact, that almost 80% of singles report that they are experiencing dating burnout.

If you’re already in that 80%, the list of examples below will only make you feel worse about it. That is why Bored Panda contacted Lilian Czolbe, a relational coach and an author of a web series on online dating, to get some tips on how to navigate today’s dating scene.

#1 At Least She Knows She’s Picky?

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#2 Pretty Much How Most Tinder Convos Go Now Anyone Under 25 For Me. Wanted A Sugar Daddy

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#3 Girl On Tinder Wants Korean BBQ

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#4 Trying To Get A $100 Minimum Dinner On A First Date

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#5 Jonathan, The Choosiest Of Tinder Beggers

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#6 Guy Went On One Date With A Girl, Waited 3 Months Of No Contact Before Deciding To Pick Out Every Insecurity She Probably Has About Herself. Claims She Hurt His Ego, Then Proceeds To (Kind Of) Ask For A Second Date

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#7 “Not Everything Is About You”

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#8 First One I’ve Run Into On Tinder

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#9 The Choosing Beggars Of Tinder

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#10 She Took “Pay To Play” To A New Level

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#11 This Cb Is Homeless With Three Kids And Making Demands On A Dating App

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#12 For The Record, There Wouldn’t Have Been A Date

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#13 Blunt. Feminist. Liberal

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#14 This Guy Is A Literal Content Gold Mine. I Don’t Think Any Woman Would Want To Date You Buddy

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#15 Taking Tinder Dating To A Whole New Level

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#16 Went On A Date. Said I Was Looking For Something More Serious, No Hookups, And He Left Immediately. A Couple Months Later And I Get This Message

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#17 Tinder Is The New U-Haul?

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#18 Part Of The Time-Honored Tradition Of Making A Dating Profile That Demands Everything And Provides Nothing

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#19 Dead End Dating Profile (F) Asks Me (M) For Ride At 2:07am, I’m Not That Desperate. Til “Goof” Must Be A Powerful Insult

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#20 These Are Realistic Standard For Dating On Craigslist

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#21 U Pay

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#22 Im A Few Months Into My Tattoo Apprenticeship.. Apparently I Shouldn’t State My Job On A Dating Site

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#23 Tinder Surgarless Sugar-Daddy Wanted

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#24 Alright Boys I’m Done With Tinder

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#25 Dating Apps Are For Getting Paid, Not Getting To Know Each Other

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#26 My Sister Got This Message From A Dude On Tinder Asking If She Would Overhaul The Branding, Website, And Social Media For A Tech Start Up For Free

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#27 My Tinder Bio Has Photography Set As My Job

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#28 Ah The Latest And Greatest From Tinder

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#29 First I Thought Cb Was Cheap. Then I Thought Cb Was Bored. Finally, I Thought Cb Was Desperate. Is The Facebook Marketplace The New Tinder?

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#30 Imagine Thinking You’re Worth Paying To Talk To Lol

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