Oh it’d be so easy to be mean right now. These alternate universe pictures of celebrities are in some ways tragic but in others kind of a funny what-if. Like I said, I’ll be nice as I can at this moment since the range just opened and the targets are all lined up. But honestly, isn’t it kind of funny to picture what it would look like if celebs were just plain and ordinary Joes? It’s weird to imagine but we’re out there, everyday, trying to make it:
It kind of looks like this is what Jennifer Aniston would look like if her career had never taken off and she had to get a minimum wage job flipping burgers or being a cashier.
This looks like a William and Kate from the 80’s while Jay Z and Beyonce look like a 90’s couple just trying to get by.
I’m reminded of Shallow Hal, even though that was Gwyneth Paltrow, and the horrible hairstyles of the 80’s, yeesh.
Welcome back to the 80’s folks and the frilly collars on women’s clothing. While Lopez looks the way she might if she’d had to actually live out the life of her character in Enough.
Okay the clothing might never happen but give it another ten years or so and the weight might pack on. Doubtful though since liposuction and personal trainers are so readily available. Too much?
I get the feeling that neither man would be considered a heartthrob at this moment.
Like I said with a couple others already wait for it and this might actually be the future. Time isn’t kind to everyone after all.
The Pitts look like a downhome southern couple and Depp kind of looks like he took a little too much time off.
Rhianna the 90’s working girl and The Pattinsons, the chronically disappointed wife and the oblivious husband. I’m calling them like I see them folks.
I see Zooey having a lot of health problems if she ever got this big, and the twins might have actually had a chance to look like this if not for their little, ah, well, powder room issues.
Brown looks like a bank teller and Scarlett looks like the ugly duckling that could at any moment turn into a gorgeous swan, so to speak.
Death Becomes Her springs to mind with apologies to Goldie Hawn and I think Paltrow might have a PTA meeting after this shoot.
There’s just so much going on here that it’s hard to really capture it all. Madonna might be headed this way but Spears likely wouldn’t be caught dead at this weight, and neither would Leo. Tom on the other hand might go this far for a role, you never know.
I don’t see any of these women looking like this ever even as they age for one reason and one reason only, vanity. They still have an image they have to maintain and they’re likely going to do anything and everything to keep it up even if they end up over-doing it in some cases. Of course you could argue that at least a couple of them already have in the pursuit of looking fabulous at all times. Not being mean, just observant.
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