My Name Is Dan, And I Draw Big Fat Comics

My name is Dan, and I draw Big Fat Comics. Why “big and fat,” you ask? That’s actually a very good question. Here’s another good question: what is the sound of one hand clapping? Give up? It’s “fwip fwip fwip.” That’s what’s known as a koan. It’s pretty deep stuff. You wouldn’t understand. Please enjoy these comics, which you will notice are neither big nor fat (hence the name).