54 Hilariously Honest Answers From Siri To Uncomfortable Questions You Can Ask, Too

Having a personal assistant used to be reserved for the rich and the wealthy only. Now, with smart technologies, you can have one too, and it doesn’t even require a salary. No, we are not talking about house elves, but rather about the one and only Siri. Its primary function is to help you in organizing your schedule, keeping up with the appointments and answering voice-commands. The Apple engineers have also added a touch of sarcasm and irony into Siri’s code, just to make her more similar to a real human-being personal assistant.

Once people found out about this funny Siri trait, the questioning ensued. Last time we’ve checked, there were hundreds of funny Siri questions floating around the internet, but some of them just take the cake.
The best part is that Siri has more than one funny joke answer to any question, so you can inquire as many times as you wish. Just make sure to stay polite as Siri does not tolerate rude talk.

Scroll down below to check our compilation of the best Siri questions and funny Siri responses!

More info: businessinsider, (h/t: designtaxi, demilked)

#1 Who’s Cortana?

#2 Do You Have A Boyfriend?

#3 There Are Others?

#4 Fox Sounds

#5 Dreaming About Dreaming About Dreaming

#6 Siri, I’m Sad

#7 Siri’s Haiku

#8 Woodchucks Chucking Wood

#9 Spirit And Silicon

#10 January 19, 2038

#11 Make Me A Sandwich

#12 Favorite Animal

#13 Dark And Stormy Night

#14 Earth-Based Political System

#15 The Meaning Of Life

#16 Talk Dirty To Me

#17 Tell Me A Story

#18 Do You Have A Girlfriend Or Not

#19 What Is The Meaning Of Life?

#20 I Am Your Father

#21 My Siri Don’t Know When Will The World End

#22 Do You Have Pets

#23 Just A Little Traveling

#24 Tell Me A Story

#25 What’s The Meaning Of Life

#26 Funny Enough

#27 What Are You Wearing?

#28 Loyalty

#29 Siri, The Poet

#30 So You Think Siri Can Dance

#31 Asked Her For Location For A Tj Maxx Home Store.

#32 Sing To Me

#33 Tip Of The Day

#34 Meaning Of Life

#35 Who’d Have Thought Siri Would Be Shy?

#36 Knock Knock…

#37 She’s Chacha-Chaching In My Phone

#38 Why Are You Jealous?

#39 Siri, Let’s Talk About You

#40 That Evasive Answer Though

#41 That Bitch!

#42 What’s Your Favorite Pick Up Line?

#43 Siri You’re Fucking Useless – There’s No Need For Such Big Words

#44 Siri Is Dismissive

#45 Cookie Monster Fan

#46 Tell Us A Joke

#47 Best Pick Up Line

#48 I Think Siri’s Opinion Of Gay Marriage Is Pretty Clear…

#49 Do You Think I’m Fat

#50 Do You Believe In Love?

#51 End Of The World

#52 Licensing Agreement

#53 Siri, Let’s Talk About You

#54 Sing