30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

Both slogans and taglines are very important for a brand’s positioning in the business. They only differ in their scope: a tagline represents an entire business, while a slogan usually only represents a single product or is a part of a particular advertising campaign. Dan Cullen-Shute, chief executive and co-founder of the independent advertising agency, Creature London, says, “We live in a world where brands think they need ‘purpose’.” Brands want their audiences not only to perceive a product but also to connect it with a higher purpose. That’s where slogans and taglines come in – the best ones capture this higher purpose in a memorable way. For example, everyone and their mothers can surely recall Nike’s call to action “Just Do It” or Red Bull’s promise to “give you wings.” However, not all slogans seem to work. Some appear at bad timing – for example, the ad for Ayds – an appetite suppressant – aired a TV commercial along with the slogan “Lose weight deliciously with the aid of Ayds.” Given that the brand’s name sounded phonetically identical to AIDS and that it aired during the epidemic period of the disease… well, I guess you can sort this one out yourselves. Bored Panda has compiled for you a whole list of various brand’s slogans and taglines that are just plain bad, weird or blatantly stupid, so scroll down below to see them all.

#1 The More You Play With It, The Harder It Gets

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#2 Sitting On Faces Since 2001

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#3 Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#4 Good Luck

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#5 Something For Every Hole

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#6 After Dinner, You Can Stab Your Date

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#7 The Best Things In Life Come In Cellophane

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

#8 Went Shopping And Found This Ad Promoting Safe Sex

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#9 Cheat On Your Girlfriend, Not On Your Workout

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#10 Men Are Better Than Women!

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#11 She Can Have A Tummy… And Still Look Yummy!

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#12 Imagine More Snacks Than You Can Imagine

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#13 Va-Dry-Na?

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#14 You Can Never Be Too Thin; Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#15 It’s Amazing What You Can Do With Two Fingers And A Thumb

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#16 The Beer That Beer Would Drink

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#17 If We Can’t Have Fresh Air, At Least We Can Have Fresh Muffins

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#18 Look Like A Girl, Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man, Work Like A Boss

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#19 You Only Know What You’re Made Of When You’ve Been Stuffed A Few Times

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#20 White Is Purity

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#21 Lose Weight Deliciously With The Aid Of Ayds

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#22 Approach Women Like You Do Wild Animals, With Caution And A Soothing Voice

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#23 #BecauseNoReason

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#24 Painfully Thick

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#25 Open Your Snack Hole

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#26 She’s Seen More Ceilings… Than Michelangelo; You’re Not Popular… You’re Easy

30 Worst Advertising Slogans And Taglines

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#27 It’s Not For Women

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#28 Spike Up Your Best Friend’s Eggnog When They’re Not Looking

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#29 What Can Brown Do For You?

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