As a society—doesn’t matter which one—we’re past calling each other idiots or other simple, mono-to-duo-syllabic insults. And that’s for the best.
Because when you start elevating the level of the insult, making it complex, witty, or outright comedic with a good roast taste, it’s no longer acting upon an impulse of hate. No… It’s an exercise in creativity that involves knowing no boundaries.
And while this is not a rule, nor a statistic, equating someone’s lack of skill or cranial aptitude to a meteorological phenomenon might just crack them up to a degree where they couldn’t even be mad at you. And then you’d hug and forget why you were even arguing in the first place.
Now, apply that same logic between Americans and Europeans. This is that story.
We’ve also contacted Dr. Jeffrey Rubin, psychologist, author, and the man behind the From Insult To Respect blog, to discuss insults.
#1 On Measuring
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#2 USA! USA! We’re Number 1… Except When It Comes To Medical Expenses
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#3 Time
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#4 Rome
#5 *European Confusion*
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#6 Americans
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#7 The English Language Can Be Tricky
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#8 Damn. I Always Thought England Was Made Up To Scare The French
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#9 America Is The Reason You Have Cars
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#10 American vs. European Homes
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#11 Education
#12 Cotton Candy
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#13 Education
#14 Dumb Europeans
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#15 When You Try To Roast Europe For Not Being Knowledgeable Enough About Coffee, But Europe Has A Reverse Uno Card Up Its Sleeve
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#16 French
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#17 Celsius
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#18 Americans, Please Confirm
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#19 Silly Americans And Their Weird Lingo Amirite?
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#20 Americans On The Internet Always Think Everyone Else Is American
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#21 Hmmmmmmm
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#22 Long Distance Rivalry
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#23 Confused Non Americans
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#24 Healthcare
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#25 Europeans Try To Come Up With An Original Joke Challenge (Impossible)
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#26 “At Least American Toilets Aren’t Just Holes In The Ground”
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#27 Americans Are Asleep, Let’s Mock Their Accents
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#28 Do Europeans Have A Spice Rack?
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#29 Celsius
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#30 S’mores And The Great British Bake Off
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#31 I Saw A Map That Compared Texas To Europe And I Didn’t Know That Texas Was So F**king Large
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#32 American Television According To Europeans
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#33 Someone: “American’s Aren’t Uneducated!” Americans:
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#34 After All The Years Of British People Saying Americans Don’t Know Anything
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#35 Americans
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#36 Football
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