44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

Our understanding of the world doesn’t always correspond with reality. However, if we are brave enough to accept that and remain open to learning new things, the two might come closer. The good news: it’s not that difficult; other people are doing it!

For example, when Reddit user aShadowWizard asked everyone on the platform to share the facts they remember because of how comically absurd they sounded at first, thousands replied. From creepy historic events to funny scientific discoveries, the answers covered just about every field you can think of.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

#1

Two pharmacists were trying to recreate a fish sauce from Asia. The result was basically inedible. So they stuck it in the basement for 18 months and before throwing it away decided to try it and Worcestershire sauce was born.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#2

Australia lost a war against birds.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#3

The ducks at the pond are free. You can just take them.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#4

Death Row Records was owned by Hasbro Toys for a while…

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#5

When Spanish explorers brought tobacco to Europe from the Americas. One of them demonstrated smoking in his home town. His neighbors were frightened to see him exhaling smoke because it seemed demonic. The Spanish Inquisition threw him in prison for 7 years.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#6

Whales are mammals which mean they lactate. Their “milk” is the consistency of toothpaste and has so much fat in it that it’s pretty much butter. They squirt it into their calf’s mouths.

The milk tastes fishy from the whales diet.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#7

A bridge once collapsed because 300 or so people gathered on it to watch a clown in a bathtub be pulled along a river by 4 geese.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#8

In the year 1910, in the American state of Ohio, there were only 2 registered automobiles…and they hit each other.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#9

Manatees fart to control their buoyancy.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#10

Kathleen Coronna is an NYC resident who was severely injured at the Macys thanksgiving parade when a float knocked over a light pole. Almost 10 years later, NY Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle crashed his plane into her apartment building and sent wreckage into her apartment (she was not home). That’s some Final Destination stuff.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#11

That in Germany attempting to escape from prison is not considered a crime in itself as the law recognizes the human instinct to seek freedom. If no other laws are broken while escaped, the escape is not punishable under German law.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#12

Nintendo used to run a brothel and casino, and at one point their largest customer was the yakuza.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#13

Modern humans are closer in time to the T-Rex than the T-Rex was to Stegosaurus.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#14

There are more bones in gummy worms than actual worms.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#15

There’s a species of jellyfish that’s basically immortal. Like, it just… respawns. Nature said “nah, death is optional.”.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#16

A cat can theoretically fall from any height and survive.

The way I like to phrase that is, “The terminal velocity of a cat is non-fatal.”.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#17

The Canadian British who burned the White House down in 1812, first held a session of Mock Congress where they unanimously voted to do said arson.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#18

The human body is bioluminescent; the light it produces is just too weak for us to see.

The light we produce is about 1000% weaker than that of a firefly.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#19

If you are bored, you can rotate a cow in your mind. It’s free and the cops can’t stop you.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#20

I always liked that Venus’s day is longer than it’s year. It also spins the other way.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#21

Our Milky Way galaxy contains something like 500,000,000,000 (500 billion) stars, each with  around 3 or 4 planets orbiting them on average. And that’s just our galaxy. There are about 250,000,000,000 galaxies in our observable universe , each with about as many stars as our own. And that’s just the observable universe. Some theories suggest our observable universe is only about 10% of the whole thing, while other theories suggest the universe is infinite.

Space is really big.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#22

I was taken to the police station three times in one day because of some robbery.

U.p.d.
In my country, a former USSR republic, the police operate very differently from those in America or Europe. At the time this happened, the situation was even worse. Our police officers could routinely take someone to the station for arbitrary reasons, such as saying, “A crime happened here, you are a suspect,” or “We need to check your identity to see if you are a criminal.”
These measures were not always lawful. Sometimes, people were taken to the station where police would demand a bribe for their release, or force them to confess to crimes they hadn’t committed.

On the day when I was walking home from college in the evening with my friend. As we approached my building, a police car pulled up. An officer got out and immediately told us we were suspects in a crime that had occurred in the area.
They drove us a long distance to the precinct. Once there, the duty officer told the arresting officers that the investigator was unavailable. The officers simply told us, “You are free to go.”
I asked them to at least drive us back, since they had brought us so far and would be returning to the area anyway. In response, they swore at me. My friend and I had to walk all the way back home.

The moment we reached my building, a different police car stopped us. It was the same line: “There was a robbery committed here.”
We explained that we had just been to the station and were released because the investigator wasn’t there. They didn’t believe us, and we were taken to the precinct again. And once again, the duty officer confirmed: “The investigator is absent.” We were let go a second time.

Eventually, we made it back. My friend lived in the next entrance, so he went home, and I went to mine. A little while later, my cousin called and asked me to go for a walk. I thought, “Surely this can’t happen a third time,” and stepped outside.
I was wrong. It happened—I was arrested for the third time that day.

I don’t know if a real crime had actually taken place, or if they were simply trying to find someone they could pressure into confessing.
But I am grateful to the investigator who, for whatever reason, wasn’t there.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#23

Pepsi (technically) briefly had a navy in 1989. As in, they owned literal warships and submarines.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#24

The national animal of Scotland is a unicorn.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#25

In 1956, a drunken Thomas Fitzpatrick bet he could get from New Jersey to a Manhattan bar in 15 minutes. He then steals a plane and flies it to New York and lands on 191st in front of the bar.

2 years later, at the same bar, he’s telling the story and someone said they didn’t believe him… So he did it again.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#26

Statistically, the average number of arms per human is slightly below two.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#27

69.
That’s the world record for number of babies birthed by a woman (throughout her life, not all at once).

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#28

If you stack all the blue whales in the ocean on top of each other to build a tower to the moon, they would die.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#29

Charles Darwin and Steve Irwin owned the same Galapagos tortoise. It was named Harriet.

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#30

A man once saved a boy from drowning, and in gratitude the boy’s family paid for the education of the savior’s son. The saved boy was Winston Churchill. The son was Alexander Fleming, who went on to discover penicillin.

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#31

Ohio is the only state to not share a single letter with the word Mackerel.

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#32

The 10th president John Tyler’s grandson died in May last year. John Tyler was born in 1790.

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#33

So I got one of my own, one of the founders of the D.A.R.E. program in the US was the founder of Herbalife, Mark R. Hughes, which explains why the program didn’t work at all.

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#34

The spikes on a tail of the stegosaurus was named after a term in a ‘the far side’ comic.

The thagomizer.

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#35

The dot above ‘i’ and ‘j’ is called a tittle.

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#36

Everything in the universe is either a duck, or it is not a duck.

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#37

When Lockheed Martin was working on the prototype that would eventually become the SR-71 blackbird spy plane they decided they needed to make the airframe out of titanium. It was the only metal that could withstand the insane heat this thing would undergo when cruising at Mach 3+ without being structurally compromised. So they sourced the massive amount of titanium they’d need from the largest producer of titanium metal in the world…The Soviet Union.

You heard me right. Through a series of shell corporations and dummy accounts the CIA helped buy titanium from The Soviet Union to build a plane that would go on to spy on The Soviet Union.

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#38

Weasels do not mate for life and are polygamous. The males mate with multiple females and don’t help to raise any of the offspring. Same with ferrets and stoats. It’s why I always thought they were so savage in the Redwall books.

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#39

Killer whales are a known predator of moose.

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#40

Pluto has not made a complete orbit of the sun since its discovery.

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#41

In the Middle Ages, Catholic theologians wrestled with the idea of God’s omnipotence. If God is unlimited then he could have created more worlds, more men, even whole other civilizations. That led to other debates: was Christ’s sacrifice on the cross infinite enough to redeem beings beyond Earth or would God stage separate incarnations for them?

In short medieval theologians debated about aliens living on alien worlds.

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#42

At the zoo here, an orangutan named Fu Manchu figured out how to pick the lock of his enclosure. He used a piece of wire that he hid in his mouth during the day, escaping at night. The wire was only discovered after he’d broken out multiple times.

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#43

Everyone has kicked a pregnant woman.

44 Comically Absurd Facts You Probably Don’t Know

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#44

Gislane Maxwell has access to a puppy at her prison.

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