“Absolute unit” refers to jokes made on the Internet in which people caption images of large objects or beings with a variation on the phrase, “In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.” I know, this explanation sounds a bit clunky, but it’s the best one I came up with. However, I assure you that the pictures are way better than my description of them. Whether it’s a 67lb cabbage or a squirrel who has eaten 3 jack-o’-lanterns, I bet you didn’t even know things can get so huge! Eventually, the meme got so popular, it even spawned a subreddit of the same name. And it’s an absolute unit. Here are some of its top posts.
#1 The Ardennes Is One Of The Oldest Breeds Of Draft Horse, Dating Back To Ancient Rome
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#2 This Horse Is An Absolute Unit
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#3 His Destiny Was To Become A Unit
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#4 A Tremendous Amount Of Good Boy
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#5 Riley Howell, 21. The Absolute Unit That Tackled The Uncc Shooter And Tragically Lost His Life
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#6 A Bad Dog Owner Dumped This Wolfdog At A Kill Shelter When He Got Too Big And Too Much To Handle. Luckily A Sanctuary Took Him, Instead And Saved His Life! His Dna Testing Came Back As 87.5 % Gray Wolf, 8.6 % Siberian Husky, And 3.9 % German Shepherd
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#7 A Comfy Chonk
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#8 Very Thicc Floof
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#9 Absolute Unit Of A Cow, Over 6 Feet Tall
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#10 Been Asked To Share My 67lb Cabbage You You Lovely People. Hope You Enjoy And I Think Its Fitting For The Group
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#11 This Cat
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#12 Chronos, The Titan
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#13 Absolute Unit Fat Fred
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#14 Absolute Unit Guarding Lithuanian Declaration Of Independence
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#15 Absolute Unit Of A Toad
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#16 Hafþór Björnsson (Got The Mountain) Holding A Regular Mug
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#17 These Units
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#18 Daddy With His Kids
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#19 He Drinks Chonka Cola
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#20 Sadie The Squirrel Has Eaten 3 Jack O’lanterns So Far
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#21 White House Chef Andre Rush
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#22 I Saw This In My Facebook And Thought It Belonged Here
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#23 Big Majestic Boy
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#24 Rip Patrick, A True Unit
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#25 This Cucumber Mistaken For A Watermelon
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#26 “Shrek” (1994-2011) Was A Merino Sheep From New Zealand. He Escaped And Avoided Shearing For Six Years By Hiding In A Cave
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#27 The Biggest Mac
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#28 Tony Been Hitting The Gym
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#29 My Absolute Unit Of A Baby Brother. For Reference, My Sister Holding Him Was Four
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#30 Check Out This Kind Bunbun Consoling My Friend When She Was A Wee Lass
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#31 Ferns Can Be Units Too
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#32 Bill Gates Sr, The 6’7 Monster
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#33 T H I C C Boi C H O N K
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#34 Built To Last. This Is Not Winnie The Pooh
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#35 This Total Chonk
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#36 This Cat-Loving Beard
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#37 Boat Thieving Units
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#38 This Mountain Lion Is A Unit
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#39 7’2″ Man In An Economy Seat
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#40 Absolute Unit Right Here
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#41 The Size Of This Other Baby
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#42 Here Is Hogarth My Absolute Unit Of A Snail
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#43 Absolute Unit Of A Hedgehog
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#44 The Sheer Size Of This Monitor Lizard Climbing The Gate
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#45 Honey I’m Home!
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#46 What A Unit
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#47 Abso-Friggin-Lute Tires Goddamn
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#48 This Unit I Ran Into!
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#49 This Guecko
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#50 Double King
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