With so many ways to die it feels as though there really isn’t a final Final Destination given the idea that there are literally millions of ways that a person can check out, from many different perspectives. But it does sound as though a Final Destination 6 could possibly take off from the expected track and try something different, but so far we’re not being told what that is, other than it’s not a reboot, but is going to happen in a different universe. There are so many ‘go-to’s’ at this point in Hollywood that this has become another, meaning if it’s not working, switch the universe, if it’s still not working, reboot, if it’s still not working, keep pushing until people continue to like it. That’s not much of a problem with the Final Destination movies since they do have a fanbase that have come to love the stories even if they tend to meld together and get confused at times seeing as how there have been so many ‘accidental’ deaths that happen in each new chapter. Wouldn’t someone start putting two and two together at some point and think that there’s more to the story than just a coincidence that keeps occurring? In some movies, it’s acceptable for people to be this clueless since, without a fourth wall break that might make it clear that they know what’s happening, some characters just shouldn’t know that something is coming. But when it comes to Final Destination one has to wonder just when the characters get to wake up finally and realize that something truly messed-up is happening in their world, and believing it isn’t the worst possible thing.
We’ve seen some truly gruesome death scenes over the years when it comes to Final Destination and we’ve been given the point, that death is coming for everyone and no matter what is done, no matter how many loopholes are found or how careful one is, it’s bound to get every last person at some point. There’s a time to pay service to the fans and then there’s a time to hang it up and let the fans enjoy what’s been given, and at this point, the movies are kind of spinning their wheels no matter if the idea is about to change. The death scenes will still be gruesome, the story won’t change as much as people are thinking, and the end result is going to be that unless a filmmaker is willing to find someone to personify death, it’s not likely that the whole point of the movie will be any different. But giving people what they want is apparently the name of the game in this situation since people want the gore, they want the hard and gruesome reminders that Death will have its due, and strangely enough in the current pandemic, this isn’t seen as something that’s overly negative or even that shocking. Maybe it’s because the shock and awe that the movies have brought about have been weathered enough by the fans that they’re simply numb to it, or perhaps it’s that there are so many other things going on in the world at this point that a little movie gore doesn’t faze anyone the same way it used to.
Each movie as of now has offered up a great number of cliches and portents and in-depth wisdom concerning death and all that it can and will do to establish the pattern that it follows, but one thing that is continually missing is the common sense that people refuse to exhibit when strange things start happening around them. The first movie made this pretty apparent since the kid that made the prediction, or the loud and fright-inducing announcement, that the plane was going to crash kicked it off. And yet as the movie came full circle and the guy that had already seen death’s design in part 5 and knew better than to ignore the warnings didn’t get off the plane. If you’d seen enough weird stuff to make it known that death was actively trying to kill you and all those around you, wouldn’t it be best to err on the side of caution in order to enjoy even a few more moments of life? This is why Final Destination needs to reach the final stop at some point since the continual loops that will be experienced with these movies are proving to be entertaining for a lot of people, but to others, it’s about as entertaining as staring at a hypnosis spiral for more than a minute. Eventually, you realize it’s all an illusion and nothing is really going anywhere. Oh wait, that’s not entirely true, your patience might be running out, so it’s definitely going somewhere, just nowhere useful. In short, unless it’s leading to some new revelation about death and what can be done to avoid it, good luck with that, then Final Destination really needs to hit the emergency brake at some point.
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You are such a moron,
The whole point of the series is to play to people’s fears of the events that they believe will kill them and show the fight or flight response in that situation!! It may have gore and other disgusting stuff happening on screen, but it’s indeed psychological… I watch them, I’m still terrified of real world events, AKA the war in the Middle-East, that may kill my family in israel, I’m still terrified of the Republicans ruining the USA and the world with their dumb antics. I’m terrified of worms, another thing that Final Destination eludes to… Did you watch the movies and actually pay attention and search up the whole ideas of the movies and stuff… Unlike Friday the 13th movies that literally have no point or horror to them, and are just a silly series that is basically has a villain that you kill a million times and magically survives each movie, a lame attempt to copy the Halloween series!! The Death isn’t human or alien or even a magical entity, makes the whole series better… so go hate on sillier series like Friday the 13th that I mentioned, or if you really hate horror, stop whining and complaining and just don’t watch, period, end of story, problem solved… Your opinion means nothing!!
Thanks,
Erez
That’s an interesting but uneducated way to start an ‘opinion’ which might mean less than the one you read, which, y’know, was for entertainment value as well as a look at things from a different perspective, like your little message is as well. Are you one of those that can watch the same movie idea over and over while convincing yourself that the bright, flashing colors and new ways to die are fascinating and ‘unique’? I mean really, good for you if that’s the case, but a lot of us prefer to escape the self-made delusion eventually in search of other stories that might be just as entertaining if not more so. Final Destination served its purpose well and stands out as one of the more disturbing (pleasingly so) series in the history of horror. But it’s beginning to repeat itself while skipping from one death to the next, which means it’s time for a serious overhaul, or it’s time to let it rest finally. As for my opinion meaning nothing, you’re probably right, but I’m glad to be getting paid to give it, what’s your excuse? Take care, and thanks for the feedback.
I’m uneducated?
You’re blasting a series that many love, just because you think it should end!!! You get paid dirty money!!! I hate critics, they have huge heads, with no brain!!! You all think you are above all others. You know nothing of the movies, yet you are writing as if you wrote, produced, directed and acted in them!! you have no right to write (Talk down) to me or anyone, unless you are or were in one of those categories!!! No one should have the write to blast a movie, and ruin careers, unless they were themselves actors or directors Etc!!!
The thing (you) that you should critique is your self righteous type of thinking and your whole being in life too.
Critics no nothing of what they critique because they don’t experience it!!! Plus with sequels each movie brings in a new generation to the series, which is why Halloween the movies are so popular, They play to the old and new generations, same as the Final Destination movies do!!! You are absolutely right I do keep rewatching movies, and each time I do, I learn and see more of what the cast and crew want me to see and recognise each new detail. I say it’s time to lay your life to rest and ruin your career!!! Seriously, I stand by what I said and more, You’re a moron and a low-life!!!
Thanks,
Erez
I’m not sure whether to be insulted or amused, but the latter is more tempting so I’ll go with that. First, just to clear the air, I’m not a critic, I’m just another writer with an opinion. Dirty money? I do understand what you mean by that, but there’s nothing dirty about getting paid by an opinion site since like it or not, many of the sites you do agree with pay their writers for the same thing I’m doing, but because you don’t like my opinion it’s dirty. That’s cute, but very short-sighted. I do agree that critics are a bit too harsh on movies and TV shows at times, but the fun part of this is that they don’t need your, or anyone else’s, approval. I’m blasting a series that people love because it’s my opinion, which I do get to have, just like you, and whether you believe me or not, I don’t care either way, there are plenty of people who want to see the movies end as well.
I’m not above anyone, and I’m willing to bet I know more about movies than you do since I do have the qualifications to write and edit. Oh, by the way, it’s “right”, not “write”, unless you were trying to be cute, in which case you failed twice in one sentence, congrats. Here’s something that no one has told you apparently in a long time, if ever, but EVERYONE has the right to an opinion. This doesn’t mean that people need to listen, but each and every person gets to blast a movie if they feel the need. You know what that does when only a few people blast a movie? Nothing. No one’s career is ended, and no one’s reputation gets tanked unless they’re really that bad or they do something insanely stupid to piss people off. As far as my type of thinking, I am a writer, a proofreader, an editor, and have the credentials to prove it. But I’m sure you don’t care about that, which is fine.
You don’t want to hear this, but critics do know what they’re talking about, even though it’s truly hard to like them sometimes. My career is on the line every day I post online bubba, and it’s easy to shout at someone online and think that you’re intelligent, when in truth your need to keep clapping back is amusing since it brings to mind a spoiled child thinking that their opinion is the right one, and that anything that challenges it is just wrong without question. Died you seriously just say ‘lay my life to rest’? I’m not triggered, just so we’re clear, but that sounded like you’re telling me to kill myself….how original. In other words, thanks for your feedback and have a great day.
it’s easy to shout at someone online and think that you’re intelligent, when in truth your need to keep clapping back is amusing since it brings to mind a spoiled child thinking that their opinion is the right one, and that anything that challenges it is just wrong without question.
This actually sounds like you, since you are doing the exact same thing towards me!!!
I hate all critics and sites alike and think they all should be taken down!!
It’s not only you I want laid to rest!!! all critics and tabloids alike who actually think their opinion is the right and only one that matters, just because they are on the internet hiding their face from the world like a troll bashing everything insight, including people who go against your opinion!!! I may have insulted first, but you turned around on me instead of being the bigger, well “big boy now”. I hate that people think that just because they have a few dumb credentials, that anyone could get, if it weren’t too damn expensive to get. yes it is dirty money, because it is a way that makes people think your way when they end up watching the movie/show/book!! they don’t pay attention to detail and the meaning of the entertainment source, so their minds are made up and they go around spouting every dumb word of your opinion and thus remove great movies from theaters extremely early “The Reaping” with Annasophia Robb in it. great movie, panned by critics and people like you, and lost money and it was just not fair!! I don’t listen nor read critics until I’ve seen the movie for myself and made my own decision, of course this time your article popped up when I searched Final Destination 6 and intrigued me to read it… I didn’t really give the title any thought, until I read your idiocy!! I’ve read screenplays, written some too which are in the works of continuing to write them!! I’ve written short stories, published as books online!!! turned into audiobooks, been in plays, videos and acting camps and schools!!! I put all my stuff on the internet so my voice is heard, not through hateful writing, but through short stories that are respectful or comedic. I used to be like and unpaid version of yourself, going on these sites where if I wanted my screenplays and stories reviewed, That I have to review other people’s work, and like you I was a harsh moron who bashed work that I had no idea what I was talking about!! Made me pissed off when my critiques were taken badly and got revenge reviews on my work… Now you’re pissed I am blasting your idiotic review!!! Go find another day job and hang up the critic outfit you fat lump in your mom’s basement humping your dad and impregnating your sister, or something like that!!! maybe politics if better for you, then you can be sent to prison for the things you write about, and say to people… You probably traffick girls of all ages!! You are a maddeningly horrible person!!! Maybe in your response you can say something nice to me and ignore the mean things I said, because you think that you should take something mean from a person and apologise for it… I don’t expect an apology, just a “hey, how’s it going, great debate” of course that won’t happen you pompous jerk!!!
Prove me wrong, about what I said about you!!
Thanks,
Erez
Well, hating critics is where you started off wrong, since critics are doing their job, whether we like it or not. I get the feeling that you missed out on a great deal of what I was saying initially because, as I’ve mentioned, we all get opinions, and none of them are entirely wrong until someone goes so wide of the mark that they lose the plot. My opinion isn’t the only one, and if a person thinks it’s not right then they absolutely have the freedom to express that. I’m not some wise guru or cruel dictator that advises or demands you think the way I do. And no, I’m not in my basement, I’m in my office. If someone has a different opinion I don’t mind hearing it unless they’re telling me I’m wrong for having mine, then it’s easy to ask why and perhaps have a debate, not an online screaming match. Yeah, you hurled insults first, but oh well, I wasn’t trying to insult you by saying you replied in an uneducated manner, but starting out a debate with an insult is a bit juvenile. You might call them dumb credentials, but I worked rather hard for them and am proud to be a writer. If anyone can get them, which they can if they try, it doesn’t take an expensive education, then it’s easy to encourage them. So you say it’s dirty money because we make people think differently? We offer opinions, a chance to debate the matter, how is that dirty? We might plant an idea in their head, but we’re certainly not saying “you must think this way”. Far from it, we want people to enjoy things, to think about them from different angles and perspectives, and to look at movies, games, books, TV in ways they might not have thought of. It doesn’t mean they need to adopt our perspective as their own, not even close.
The Reaping was an interesting movie and personally I don’t think it was given enough respect from critics, but unfortunately not all religion-based movies tend to fare as well, even with great actors rounding out the cast. But if you’re going to talk about fair, you’re addressing the wrong business, the world we live in isn’t fair, so why would any aspect of it be?
No one is forcing or even asking you to listen to critics, which we are definitely not. You chose to read the article, I didn’t jump out of the PC and force you to read it. As to my ‘idiocy’ (see, another insult) I find it amusing that someone who claims to have written screenplays, books, short stories, etc, would talk this way since if you’ve really all done that then you know that fair doesn’t always factor into the equation. As for hateful writing, nothing I wrote was out of hate, and you have a very dim view of what I do, not to mention an incomplete picture. For all that you think I judge others unfairly, you’re rather quick to judge a person you’ve never met and probably never will. I’m not angry at you, far from it, I’m actually a little sorry that you felt the need to go on this rant to a site that you selected and an article that you picked to read.
Just so we’re clear, I’m not a critic. I’m a writer, an editor, and a novelist. As far as being fat, yes I am a bit overweight but I’m working on it, not that you care or needed to know. But the rest of it, wow, it leaves me wondering what kind of material you write if this is how you speak to a stranger. Being this hateful indicates a rather disturbing mental issue that you might need help with, and I do hope that you are currently in therapy or will seek out a professional that can help you. I might have said something nice to you if this had turned into a pleasing debate about the movie or the site, but seeing how you’ve decided to slip willingly into the gutter I can’t help but hope that you’ll find help. It could have been a great debate instead of a one-sided s**t-slinging contest, but again, I do hope you find someone that can help with your current mental state. Take care.
I do have a mental disability, It’s called Depression!!!
I do have a therapist and I talk to her about my problems. but calling it a mental issue, that’s not ok and is insulting, second to the R-Word I believe!! there are probably others but I’m not thinking about them. But saying it’s an issue, like it’s something that can be resolved and not something that sticks with you for the rest of your life, I find you insensitive, and the word implanting an idea, manipulating someone’s thoughts with your words, is the same as forcing it on them, except that they don’t realize it!!! so yes they don’t take an opinion as an opinion, most people like my dad will read a review and say, no I’m not paying for that!! hence I had to wait a year or two to get the DVD and itunes version of The Reaping!! Thanks for saying that it needed more respect!!! But so do the Final Destination movies!!!
If you think that The Reaping should have been respected more, you should respect the movie series you are bashing!!! I’m sorry I’ve been overreacting, I get defensive about the things I like. Plus people will listen to the opinion of a paid person rather than an unpaid one!! money manipulates everything, which is why poor people listen to the rich and the rich don’t even know that the poor exist!!
but I do really apologize, I bet you are a great guy, but maybe do this for fun and get a real and more respectable job… I probably should get paid to argue with people like you Critic or Not, but there is no job opening for that, I do it for my own state of mine, knowing I defended something or someone I cared about!!!
Thanks,
Erez Yehoshua Bailen
My Story:
Meat My Uncle
By Erez Bailen
My name is James Jones and I want to tell you about my family. First my mom…
Chapter 1
Man of a Mom
My mom is peculiar you might say. First of all, she is not a “she” at all. Second, she has a wife
or at least had one (which is the whole reason I’m writing this and not still in whatever place
unborn people are). She likes men and women. People call her bisexual, which is weird
because her name is Jake. Third, she won’t tell me where I came from because I don’t resemble
her or dad; I sometimes wonder if my parents are actually my parents.
Chapter 2
Papa from Space
She is weird, but he is weirder. First of all, he told me that life comes from monkeys…then, he
tells me that we are not the only living creatures in space. I asked him how he knew, but all he
said was, “Ask your Uncle Jones.”
Chapter 3
Uncle Jones
My uncle loves meat. You ask me how I know this fact? Well, first, he told me that I myself am
made of meat. Then he said he loves me. Weird, huh? I would say.
Chapter 4
Jane in the Rain
Jane isn’t part of the family, my mom told me. I ask, “Why not? She looks just like you.”
My mom said, “That is why Jane isn’t part of the family.”
Dad said I met Jane when I was two. The weird thing about Jane is that she is completely
normal. She has a boyfriend, a pierced nose and ears, but the most normal thing of all is that
she swears and she hates my mom.
I recently started having a feeling towards her, which Mom calls “teen fever,” which is strange
because Dad says that you don’t turn into a teenager until the age of thirteen and I’m only nine.
Jane calls this feeling “love.”
Chapter 5
Dan in Fantasy Life
Dan is what Mom calls the talking dog that looks human but is a bear. Dan likes to play ball and
X-box 360. He likes honey. I love my dog.
Chapter 6
Snail of John
John has a snail that lives in his mouth. Whenever he talks, the snail moves around. When he
sleeps, the snail goes in and out. Mom tells him to close his mouth or she’ll rip the snail from his
mouth and that will be done.
Chapter 7
Din, the Nose of Human Past
Din has a hole next to another hole, and the holes he has always drip. Sometimes green,
sometimes yellow, but mostly what he calls “clearing snot.” He is my friend and treasures are in
him, or so Momma says.
Chapter 8
Jones Eats Jane
Jane ran at me and she was followed by a great reptilian creature. She yelled at me to help her,
that Jones was trying to eat her. I said, “That isn’t Uncle Jones,” when the monster skimmed its
mouth down on her and gulped her up. I still heard her crying when…poof! Uncle Jones
appeared and the creature disappeared. Jones smiled, I yelled and ran away.
The End Of Part One….
Part Two
The Story:
The Interactions…
Chapter 1
Home…
now I told you about my family, but i never told you about our everyday life…
it was a dark and stormy night when my Uncle Jones said….
Jones: we are going on a road trip!!
I was under the impression that he was joking… But of course, he was not… my uncle is a
mysterious man, he likes the night, i can sometimes hear him howling at night and groaning in
the early morning… but he also loves the sun!!!
Jane (before the first part happened) looked confused and extremely tired… she asked…
Jane: what time is it??
Jane looked at the clock…
Clock: 12:00 AM
Jane sighed… she had known this was going to happen, she told me that ever since the
accident, at twelve o’clock, Uncle Jones would wake up and shout… “we are…” i don’t need to
mention it again…
Chapter 2
Road Trip…
we packed my dog and Din, and my family got in the car…
the engine started like the roar of a T-Rex… then slithered off down the road… the road was
bumpy and the car had no wheels… Din (from inside my suit-case, shouted…
Din: i feel the treasure up there somewhere bouncing around in my holes!!
I was shocked that he would announce that, for he hardly mentions the “treasure” for fear of
losing his mind… Jane looked sick, she gets what she calls “CarSick” and shuddered… i felt
bad for i had no solution to her problem… the car’s feet tickled the road and my dog laughed…
Chapter 3
The Death
we arrived at the home of a man named “Buster” who looked like a giant tooth and smelled like
armpit. Uncle Jones Grrred at Buster and Buster farted back. I smelled strawberries and mom
vomited while Jane fainted. Dad looked at Din who was chatting with the car. The car belched
and my dog meowed. i said…
Narrator: Hello grandpa
Buster said…
Buster: whoo whoo
I said…
Narrator: MEEE MEEE
Buster went inside the house and attached himself to the ceiling, the house coughed and the
door closed. Jane woke up and ran to the car, dad fell to the floor and a light came out of his
face, which was between his toes.
Chapter 4
The Road Less Travelled
we were moving slowly through the air and mom said that we were in traffic, uncle Jones said
that this was “The road less travelled”, Jane said that “less” is an understatement, I fell asleep
and dreamed of Jane and felt warmth in my pants. Mom sniffed, uncle Jones slobbered and
Jane laughed, i cried.
Chapter 5
“Moo” Says The Pig
When I woke up I had very small hands and a very big head with large eyes and tiny ears. Jane
looked different too, she had a flat chest and she had red dots on her face. Jane was covering
her eyes and when she uncovered them she said “Peek-A-Boo” I coughed and said “BAAAA”,
my mother said i was a good moose and asked me what a PIG says, i yawned and said
“MOOOOOOOO” Jane looked puzzled and Jones slurped and dad said “Very Good Son”.
Chapter 6
Dads Ghost Of A Tomb Stone
when we got home there were lots of stones with names and numbers on them, I was back to
my normal self again and Jane didn’t have a flat chest no more. my family walked up the steps
to a stone with the name “Jennifer Jonas Growl” mom was dripping and Din was losing his
treasure all over the ground, Jane was smiling and Jones shuddered and grew to the size of a…
Chapter CHOMP
7th Heaven
The End
Jane ran at me and she was followed by a great reptilian creature. She yelled at me to help her,
that Jones was trying to eat her. I said, “That isn’t Uncle Jones,” when the monster skimmed its
mouth down on her and gulped her up. I still heard her crying when…poof! Uncle Jones
appeared and the creature disappeared. Jones smiled, I yelled and ran away.
The Beggining
Chapter 8
ATE
At the dinner table I saw something green and scaly on my plate and I knew who it was because
Jones wasn’t in his seat where he usually eats and Jane was back and covered in blood. I
asked mom where uncle Jones was and John said…
John: Eat your lizard before it gets cold!
Jane had cooked it herself and Dan was chewing on what looked like a finger, Jane had only
nine fingers and ten toes. I ate my scale and went to bed. the next day I was an adult and
married to Jane with three little bears a lizard named James and a little girl named Jane Jr.
because she was born in the rain while we were on the plains in spain…
GOOD DAY
The End
Dedicated to my cousins Rachel November Kipnes, Daniel November Kipnes, Noah November
Kipnes and the actress Annasophia Robb
Meat My Uncle
By Erez Bailen
My name is James Jones and I want to tell you about my family. First my mom…
Chapter 1
Man of a Mom
My mom is peculiar you might say. First of all, she is not a “she” at all. Second, she has a wife
or at least had one (which is the whole reason I’m writing this and not still in whatever place
unborn people are). She likes men and women. People call her bisexual, which is weird
because her name is Jake. Third, she won’t tell me where I came from because I don’t resemble
her or dad; I sometimes wonder if my parents are actually my parents.
Chapter 2
Papa from Space
She is weird, but he is weirder. First of all, he told me that life comes from monkeys…then, he
tells me that we are not the only living creatures in space. I asked him how he knew, but all he
said was, “Ask your Uncle Jones.”
Chapter 3
Uncle Jones
My uncle loves meat. You ask me how I know this fact? Well, first, he told me that I myself am
made of meat. Then he said he loves me. Weird, huh? I would say.
Chapter 4
Jane in the Rain
Jane isn’t part of the family, my mom told me. I ask, “Why not? She looks just like you.”
My mom said, “That is why Jane isn’t part of the family.”
Dad said I met Jane when I was two. The weird thing about Jane is that she is completely
normal. She has a boyfriend, a pierced nose and ears, but the most normal thing of all is that
she swears and she hates my mom.
I recently started having a feeling towards her, which Mom calls “teen fever,” which is strange
because Dad says that you don’t turn into a teenager until the age of thirteen and I’m only nine.
Jane calls this feeling “love.”
Chapter 5
Dan in Fantasy Life
Dan is what Mom calls the talking dog that looks human but is a bear. Dan likes to play ball and
X-box 360. He likes honey. I love my dog.
Chapter 6
Snail of John
John has a snail that lives in his mouth. Whenever he talks, the snail moves around. When he
sleeps, the snail goes in and out. Mom tells him to close his mouth or she’ll rip the snail from his
mouth and that will be done.
Chapter 7
Din, the Nose of Human Past
Din has a hole next to another hole, and the holes he has always drip. Sometimes green,
sometimes yellow, but mostly what he calls “clearing snot.” He is my friend and treasures are in
him, or so Momma says.
Chapter 8
Jones Eats Jane
Jane ran at me and she was followed by a great reptilian creature. She yelled at me to help her,
that Jones was trying to eat her. I said, “That isn’t Uncle Jones,” when the monster skimmed its
mouth down on her and gulped her up. I still heard her crying when…poof! Uncle Jones
appeared and the creature disappeared. Jones smiled, I yelled and ran away.
The End Of Part One….
Part Two
The Story:
The Interactions…
Chapter 1
Home…
now I told you about my family, but i never told you about our everyday life…
it was a dark and stormy night when my Uncle Jones said….
Jones: we are going on a road trip!!
I was under the impression that he was joking… But of course, he was not… my uncle is a
mysterious man, he likes the night, i can sometimes hear him howling at night and groaning in
the early morning… but he also loves the sun!!!
Jane (before the first part happened) looked confused and extremely tired… she asked…
Jane: what time is it??
Jane looked at the clock…
Clock: 12:00 AM
Jane sighed… she had known this was going to happen, she told me that ever since the
accident, at twelve o’clock, Uncle Jones would wake up and shout… “we are…” i don’t need to
mention it again…
Chapter 2
Road Trip…
we packed my dog and Din, and my family got in the car…
the engine started like the roar of a T-Rex… then slithered off down the road… the road was
bumpy and the car had no wheels… Din (from inside my suit-case, shouted…
Din: i feel the treasure up there somewhere bouncing around in my holes!!
I was shocked that he would announce that, for he hardly mentions the “treasure” for fear of
losing his mind… Jane looked sick, she gets what she calls “CarSick” and shuddered… i felt
bad for i had no solution to her problem… the car’s feet tickled the road and my dog laughed…
Chapter 3
The Death
we arrived at the home of a man named “Buster” who looked like a giant tooth and smelled like
armpit. Uncle Jones Grrred at Buster and Buster farted back. I smelled strawberries and mom
vomited while Jane fainted. Dad looked at Din who was chatting with the car. The car belched
and my dog meowed. i said…
Narrator: Hello grandpa
Buster said…
Buster: whoo whoo
I said…
Narrator: MEEE MEEE
Buster went inside the house and attached himself to the ceiling, the house coughed and the
door closed. Jane woke up and ran to the car, dad fell to the floor and a light came out of his
face, which was between his toes.
Chapter 4
The Road Less Travelled
we were moving slowly through the air and mom said that we were in traffic, uncle Jones said
that this was “The road less travelled”, Jane said that “less” is an understatement, I fell asleep
and dreamed of Jane and felt warmth in my pants. Mom sniffed, uncle Jones slobbered and
Jane laughed, i cried.
Chapter 5
“Moo” Says The Pig
When I woke up I had very small hands and a very big head with large eyes and tiny ears. Jane
looked different too, she had a flat chest and she had red dots on her face. Jane was covering
her eyes and when she uncovered them she said “Peek-A-Boo” I coughed and said “BAAAA”,
my mother said i was a good moose and asked me what a PIG says, i yawned and said
“MOOOOOOOO” Jane looked puzzled and Jones slurped and dad said “Very Good Son”.
Chapter 6
Dads Ghost Of A Tomb Stone
when we got home there were lots of stones with names and numbers on them, I was back to
my normal self again and Jane didn’t have a flat chest no more. my family walked up the steps
to a stone with the name “Jennifer Jonas Growl” mom was dripping and Din was losing his
treasure all over the ground, Jane was smiling and Jones shuddered and grew to the size of a…
Chapter CHOMP
7th Heaven
The End
Jane ran at me and she was followed by a great reptilian creature. She yelled at me to help her,
that Jones was trying to eat her. I said, “That isn’t Uncle Jones,” when the monster skimmed its
mouth down on her and gulped her up. I still heard her crying when…poof! Uncle Jones
appeared and the creature disappeared. Jones smiled, I yelled and ran away.
The Beggining
Chapter 8
ATE
At the dinner table I saw something green and scaly on my plate and I knew who it was because
Jones wasn’t in his seat where he usually eats and Jane was back and covered in blood. I
asked mom where uncle Jones was and John said…
John: Eat your lizard before it gets cold!
Jane had cooked it herself and Dan was chewing on what looked like a finger, Jane had only
nine fingers and ten toes. I ate my scale and went to bed. the next day I was an adult and
married to Jane with three little bears a lizard named James and a little girl named Jane Jr.
because she was born in the rain while we were on the plains in spain…
GOOD DAY
The End
allow and read it please to show my talent
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