I mean no offense to Dorkly since I’m laughing so hard at the moment, but from their representation of Trump as a Harry Potter wizard they must really not think much of him. To each their own, I won’t judge and I won’t say anything other than what’s represented in the comics. It’s hard to keep my fingers on the keys however since I am still laughing and getting a kick out of this.
So shall we examine each one a bit?
Here goes:
Sorting Hat
It seems like the sorting hat would know as soon as Trump got within reaching distance just what house he’d be sorted into. From the look on its, um, ‘face’, the hat really doesn’t like where it’s placed at the moment. I can’t say I blame it, if the wind blows a little too hard it might go flying. If you got that one thanks for noticing.
Owls
There wouldn’t be an owl in the entire school that could keep up with Trump’s daily, rapid-fire tweets. He’d have the entire chamber emptied out from morning to midnight if he got his way. And of course that seems to happen quite a bit regardless of whether it should. This is a guy that would be best recommended to use snail mail to get his messages out and hope his first tweet was received by the end of the school year.
Sports
Can you blame the snitch for flying away? Initially it’s supposed to do that anyway, but seeing Trump coming after it would give the little thing some extra motivation to keep going and pump those wings a little faster. If snitches have flesh memories then from the first touch by Trump the snitch might need some form of magical therapy for some time to come.
The Mirror of Erised
Okay, this one is just deeply disturbing, even for Dorkly. Yes he’s been kind of creepy around his daughter and around a lot of ladies in his past and in the present even, but bringing it to light in a cartoon is a little bit over the top, even for the internet.
Politics
The first moment that someone said a Death Eater was a ‘good person’ someone would seriously need to Gibbs-smack Trump upside the back of the head. If it wasn’t a serious offense I think it would have been a good suggestion during his speech concerning the Neo-Nazi’s. I fully respect the office of the POTUS, but sometimes the men holding that position can say some truly offensive and nonsensical things.
Polyjuice Potion
I’m getting the feeling that the people at Dorkly MIGHT NOT like the current POTUS. It’s either that or a good parody is just worth the time and effort to make happen, which I can fully understand and get behind. Of course indicating that either end of Trump is just as bad seems to be getting close to the borderline of bad taste. Just sayin’…
Yes, I am still laughing.
Comic via Dorkly
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