So here’s an odd but interesting, but still odd question for you. What would happen if you replaced all the dinosaurs from the Jurassic Park and World movies with cats? Eh, eh? Never thought of that one did you? It’s okay, a lot of the rest of us didn’t either until someone decided to bring it up. But really, think about replacing the gigantic lizards from the dinosaur movies and bringing the furry, ill-tempered felines that so many people the world over seem to love. What could possibly happen?
And do you really want to know?
It’s the tragic story of Garfield following his binge at the all-you-can-eat-night at the Spaghetti Factory. This is what your body looks like after OD-ing on lasagna.
Kind of gives a new meaning to the term “tiger” shark doesn’t it? Do you think a tiger underwater would do the doggy paddle?
It’s okay Chris, I’m here to protect you. Those mean lizards won’t get you as long as I’m around.
So soft, so cuddly. But that rumble you hear isn’t the cat’s stomach, it’s a good indicator that you need to step back, like now.
I swear I didn’t know it was catnip! Some cats take their ‘nip VERY seriously.
As little as I’d trust a reptile I certainly wouldn’t trust a gang of cats to watch my back. All it’d take would be a stray scent or a ball of yarn and they’d be incapacitated for hours.
I can’t decide if I should care enough to eat you or just go take a nap.
You’re kidding, right? Dr. Grant looks like a mouse waving a match. Even the cat doesn’t seem that impressed.
Oh now it’s getting interesting. Run from a cat, good idea. If wasn’t interested before he certainly is now.
They ran in here I know it. Stand still and maybe they’ll run again.
I told you he stole our catnip!
Oh come on, we just wanted to play! You think we can’t see you? We can totally see you.
Moments later Steven Spielberg was reported missing. He showed up again nearly a day later in a giant hairball.
You shall not pass! I require a ball of yarn, a treat, and a tummy rub and then I’ll think about.
So we’re running this way for no apparent reason? Sounds good!
He’s safe! Looks like the cat on the right doesn’t quite agree.
Go on, take a running start, I dare you. Come on, just get going, I’m waiting. Still waiting.
Hey, whatcha doing? There’s a big mean nasty thing out there, did you know? Hey, why do you smell like gasoline? Are you listening to me? Hey, whatcha doing?
Does anyone hear the Jaws theme when they see this? Personally I think I’d prefer the giant lizard, at least that would be looking to kill you quickly instead of batting you around and battering you to death inside a hamster ball.
Cats vs. dinosaurs in the movies. Really I couldn’t tell you which one is creepier.
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