30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

In theory, dating should be the simplest thing in the world. Just be yourself, and when you least expect it, the person of your dreams will come strolling into your life! But as we all know, we often make it much more complicated than necessary, thanks in part to some of the terrible advice magazines publish on the topic…

We’ve taken a trip to the [Stuff] Cosmo Says subreddit and gathered some of the most ridiculous dating and relationship advice the world has ever seen down below. If you’re looking for the love of your life, we’d advise steering clear from any of these tips. But if you’re looking for a laugh and to see some pics that might make you lose faith in humanity, scroll on, pandas!

#1 That’s Called Gay

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#2 Creates Buzz In The Bedroom

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#3 Well Cosmo, Which One Is It??

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#4 An Old Image Taken From A Women’s Magazine. Not Satire

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#5 Hypocrite 101

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#6 Halo Brows

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#7 Cosmo Has Amazing Flirting Advice

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#8 Spoiler: It Did Not Work And Don’t Do This

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#9 So…people Really Get Paid To Write This S**t

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#10 Reader Poll About Women’s Preferences In The Size Of A Male Partner’s Faeces

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#11 Guess I’m Gay Then

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#12 I Cant

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#13 With Tips Like These, We Can All Be “Hot Girls” In No Time

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#14 8 Reasons Why Cheating Isn’t Actually That Bad

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#15 Who Knew Hummus Could Be So Sexy? (Courtesy Of Buzzfeed)

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#16 When You Need To Macgyver Some Mints, Cosmo’s Got You Covered

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#17 I Don’t Know, That Sounds A Bit Too Harrowing For Me

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#18 Yeah, This Makes Way More Sense Than Just Picking The One You Like More

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#19 No Thank You

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#20 Jeffrey Epstein As Cosmo’s Bachelor Of The Month

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#21 Cosmo Today vs. 4 Years Ago

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#22 Which Is The Best One? Hard To Pick

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#23 Well This Isn’t Creepy

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#24 Way To Go, Reddit. You Made It A “Thing”

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#25 Haha What

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#26 14 Things The Average Woman Thinks While Giving A Blowjob (From Cosmopolitan.com)

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#27 Courtesy Of Twitter🤡

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#28 Oh So You Think He’s Cheating? Good Lets Steal His Stuff, ‘Lose’ His Car, Crush His Balls And Ruin His Professional Image Xd Lolololol

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#29 I Don’t Think Cosmo Gets Humour Or What A Flirty Text Is

30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group

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#30 I Can Finally Decode My Man

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