Marriage is many things. A legal contract, a romantic commitment, a shared mortgage, and apparently, an endless content stream of a grown man doing something so bizarre you have no choice but to get your phone out and document it for strangers on the internet.
Wives have been posting about their husbands online for years, and the content falls into a very consistent category. They aren’t complaints or crises. Usually it is just the daily accumulation of small, inexplicable, oddly endearing behaviour that comes with sharing your life with another person. It is funny because it is real, and it is real because every woman reading this just thought of something her own husband does. These are the best of them.
#1 My Husband Leaves The Bodies Of Bugs Wherever He Squishes Them Because He Thinks It Will Keep The Other Bugs Away
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#2 My Husband Insists This Is Normal
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#3 My Husband Took A Bite Out Of The Butter And Just Put It Back
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Men and women do not experience domestic life the same way, and we don’t need research to tell us that. Studies on household behavior consistently find that men and women have different thresholds for noticing when something needs to be done, different systems for organizing shared spaces, and a fundamentally different relationship with the concept of a designated spot for things.
It is called the threshold theory, and it basically explains how different tolerances for dirt drive the uneven distribution of labor in a relationship. So if you wonder why he put the scissors back in a completely different drawer and genuinely cannot understand why that is a problem, remember that it all boils down to how we are hardwired.
#4 My Husband Gave Me His Xenomorph Action Figure. I Dressed It Up And Named It ‘Pookie.’
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#5 My Husband Has His Pick Of Toothbrushes From An Unopened Pack And Chose The Same Color As Mine
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#6 All The Phones My Husband Has Broken Over The Past Year
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The more interesting question is why the same behavior that would be maddening in a stranger becomes something you post about with visible affection after a few years of marriage. Psychologists call this the mere exposure effect, the phenomenon where repeated exposure to something increases your positive feelings toward it over time.
The quirk that confused you in year one is the thing that makes you smile in year seven, not because it has changed but because it has become part of a person you are deeply familiar with. Familiarity, in a good relationship, does not breed contempt. It breeds the kind of fond exasperation that generates excellent content.
#7 My Husband Has Gone Bananas On Wall And Door Stickers Since Discovering Them A Week Ago
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#8 My Husband Has Been Sticking These In Places I Can’t Reach To Annoy Me. It’s Working
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#9 When My Husband Gets Mad At Me, He Puts Things Where I Can’t Reach Them (I’m 5’3″). Then, He Hides My Step Ladder
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Humor is also doing serious structural work in a long-term relationship, and the research behind this is surprisingly emphatic. A study published in Personal Relationships found that couples who laugh together report significantly higher relationship satisfaction and feel closer to each other than those who do not.
Relationship psychologist Dr. Jess Carbino notes that shared humor signals a compatible worldview, a shorthand for “we see the same things as ridiculous,” which is one of the more reliable forms of intimacy available. The wife filming her husband’s completely unnecessary organizational system is documenting proof that they find the same things funny, which is a more solid foundation than most people give it credit for.
#10 The Way My Husband Eats Cheese With His Ham Sandwich
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#11 My Husband Eats Apple With A Spoon. Reddit, Please Give It To Him Straight
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#12 My Husband Doesn’t Want The Case To Get Scratched And Cause An “Eyesore”
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The bumbling but lovable husband has been a fixture of sitcom television since the 1950s, from I Love Lucy through Everybody Loves Raymond and right up to Modern Family. The trope has attracted criticism over the years for reducing men to comic incompetence, but what survives in the social media version is something warmer than that.
The wives posting these stories and pictures are not embarrassing their husbands. They are, almost universally, posting with a tone that makes it obvious they find the whole thing delightful. The comments tend to agree, and the comment sections fill up with women saying “mine does this exact thing,” which is a community forming before our very eyes.
#13 How The Marketing On This Cereal Led My Husband To Believe There Would Be Cute Animals On The Individual Bags But…. Nope
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#14 The Way My Husband Wears Socks When He’s Relaxing
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#15 Almost Every Time My Husband Sends Me Screenshots, They Look Like This 🙃
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But keen eyes will notice that not everything is fun and games. Some of these behaviours are brushed off as cute, but to everyone from the outside, it is a never-ending parade of red flags. Some men make fun of their wives; others punish them or perform weaponized incompetence to the best of their abilities. So before you go “aawwww” and post it online, maybe take a second to look at the optics. You might want to discuss it at your next therapy session first.
Which of these husband habits made you giggle, and which ones are supposed to serve as a wake-up call? Tell us in the comments!
#16 There Was One Left In The Row And My Husband Took One From The Next Row
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#17 Husband Thinks He’s Funny
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#18 I Married A Monster. This Is How My Husband Just Cut The Corn Bread 👀
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#19 My Husband Used One Of My Dinosaur Stamps To Mail A Government Form. When I Confronted Him He Said He Wanted To Make The Life Of A Bureaucrat A Little Brighter
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#20 The Only Picture Proving I Was On Our Family Camping Trip
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#21 My Husband Left This In My Camera Roll For Me
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#22 My Husband Has Been Planning This For Weeks For My Birthday. And Yes, It’s Veggie Bacon
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#23 I’m Sending My Husband To Work Tomorrow With Chocolate Chip Cheesecake Cookies. I Printed Off A Picture To Tape To The Top Of The Containers Lid. Yay Or Nay?
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#24 Husband Hangs TV And Insists It’s The Right Height
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#25 My Husband Inadvertently Trained Our Cat To Ignore Me
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#26 Husband Opens A New Sponge Every 3 Days Cause “They Become Gross”
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#27 My Husband Thought This Was A Fidgeting Toy
My husband thought my stitch counter was a fidget toy. When I found it like this I was like “honey did you touch this?” I need it cause I have a horrible memory and trouble counting stitches. He goes “Yeah why?”
“Because it’s a stitch counter so I remember how many stitches I have” he smiles innocently “I’m sorry it had a clicky button that made the numbers go up” I just started laughing in disbelief. Thank God I remember what row I was on or I would be more than mildly infuriated lol.
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#28 This Is How My Husband Opens The Bread If I Don’t Get To It First. Just Rips A Hole In The Bag And Leaves It Open Like This Too
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#29 My Husband, The Driest Texter
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#30 My Husband Unnecessarily Bags Food
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#31 Husband Bought A Package Of Gummies From Our Local Dispensary. Got An Entire Package Of Silica Packets Instead
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#32 My Husband Is Technologically Challenged
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#33 My Husband Told Me If I Look Closely, I Could See A Crane Sticking Out Above The Grass
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#34 On A Recent Trip, I Accidentally Packed One Of My Husband’s AirPods (And The Charger Case) As Well As My Own. He Sent Me This Screenshot
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#35 How My Husband “Closes” The Chip Bags When He’s Done
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#36 My Husband Used This Last
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#37 My Husband Did This!
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#38 They Way My Husband Bit My Poptart 🥲
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#39 How My Husband Takes Toffifee Out Of The Pack
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#40 How My Husband Cut The Brie Wheel I Bought To Make Grilled Cheese
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#41 How My Husband “Opens” Spices
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#42 How My Husband Cut The Pie
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#43 This Bite My Husband Took And Then Handed To Me Because It Tasted “Wierd”
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#44 My Husband Hangs The Car Key Clinging To Life On The Side Of The Hook Every Day
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#45 Husband Puts His Coffee Mug Next To 2 Empty Coasters
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#46 My Husband Is An Repair Technician Working On Their Fridge
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#47 My Husband “Must” Have All Of His Shoes Lined Up Under Our Kitchen Island At All Times
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#48 The Way My Husband Opened The Cheese
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#49 My Husband Told Me Halfway Thru Dinner That The Restaurant Was Shut Down By The Health Department
I said I wanted a big salad for dinner so Husband picked a place and went to get it while I studied. He brought me the salad and went off to eat his food. Ten minutes later I’m about halfway into the salad, he texts me from the other room: “so the health department was at the restaurant when I got there. They just have been shut down, there is a health department sign about their water, said don’t drink it, hopefully our food is okay. Something about coliform I think it said?” Cool.
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#50 How My Husband Opened These Frozen Strawberries
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