Going to the grocery store, while seemingly a universal experience, is going to be very, very different depending on where you like to do your shopping. Because it’s not just the selection of items or how much they might cost, but also the type of crowd a place actually attracts. If the first thing that came to mind upon reading this was “people of Walmart,” you’ve come to the right place.
So we’ve gathered some of the funniest and most unhinged pictures that highlight for non-Americans why Walmart is its own special place. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote the wildest examples and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments below.
#1 Only At Walmart
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#2 Today I Saw Duck At Walmart
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#3 Guy Strolling His Dog At The Store
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Walking through the sliding glass doors of a Walmart at any hour of the day feels less like entering a retail establishment and more like crossing a portal into a parallel dimension where the normal rules of society are mere suggestions. There is an immediate and unmistakable shift in the air that some internet commentators have affectionately dubbed waffle gas or a general sense of retail-induced fever dreams.
This specific energy is not just a figment of your imagination because it is actually a carefully crafted mixture of sensory inputs and architectural choices. The lighting is the first thing that hits you because it is a very specific shade of blueish white that creates a high state of alertness similar to a doctors office or a high security facility.
#4 Centaurs Of Walmart
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#5 The Greeter At My Local Wal Mart. I Can’t Explain
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#6 I Told You We Couldn’t Trust Them
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According to some fascinating discussions about the store’s atmosphere, these lights combined with the massive high ceilings and cold cinder block walls create a distinct acoustic environment. Sounds bounce around in a way that makes the store feel crowded even when you are the only person in the aisle which naturally increases your internal level of urgency and chaos. Beyond the physical building itself the real soul of the Walmart energy comes from the incredible cross section of humanity that congregates there.
#7 Punk Rock Santa Spotted At Walmart
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#8 My Friend Recently Saw This On His Trip To Walmart
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#9 When You Need To Update Your Wardrobe Because Fall Is Coming Up
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Because the store is designed to be a one stop shop for everything from motor oil to birthday cakes it attracts every possible type of person in the community. This creates a fascinating cultural melting pot that has been documented for years by observers of the People of Walmart phenomenon which captures the eccentricities and unfiltered personalities of the American public.
#10 Found One In The Wild. Even Talked To Him. He Was A Preacher Out Saving Souls
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#11 Yep
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#12 Only In Texas
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You might see a person in full pajamas buying a giant inflatable lawn ornament at three in the morning or a group of teenagers filming a viral dance in the electronics department. It is a place where social pretenses go out the door because everyone is just trying to find the cheapest gallon of milk or the last box of cereal. This lack of formality is exactly what gives the store its lawless and unpredictable vibe because you truly never know what you are going to encounter around the next corner.
#13 Stupid Moments
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#14 This Banana Car I Saw At Walmart This Weekend
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#15 They’re Always At Walmart
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The sheer scale of these stores also plays a major role in the madness because they are essentially miniature cities with their own internal weather systems and logic. When a building is large enough to contain a pharmacy, a hair salon and a grocery store all under one roof it begins to feel like an indoor ecosystem. This environment is so vast that it can host life events that you would never expect to see in a retail setting.
#16 Walmart Wedding
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#17 Never Thought I’d See One
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#18 This Lady Kneeling On Bread While She Looks At Other Bread
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For instance there was a viral story about a woman who unexpectedly went into labor while she was just trying to finish her grocery shopping. When a place is big enough to be a delivery room and a tire shop at the same time it is bound to have a bit of a chaotic spirit. The layout is often intentionally confusing which forces you to wander through aisles of sparkling toys and glowing electronics just to find the bread and this constant overstimulation keeps your brain in a state of mild bewilderment.
#19 Have A Nice Grip To Hogwarts Dude
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#20 Is…. Is This What These Are For?
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#21 Polly Want A Trip To Walmart?
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Even the employees seem to exist in a state of weathered resilience that adds to the atmosphere. Working in a place that serves as the town square for every frustrated neighbor and eccentric shopper requires a very specific kind of mental fortitude. Many shoppers have noted that the fast turnover and understaffing can lead to an environment where everyone is just trying to survive the shift.
#22 Let Me Just Pop On My 12 Inch Heels And Head On Down To Walmart
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#23 This Dude Returned An Entire Cart Of Turkeys
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#24 Covid In Florida
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This creates a feedback loop of frantic energy between the staff and the customers which only heightens the feeling that you are inside a pressure cooker of consumerism. Despite the bright lights and the loud music there is often a strange underlying tension that makes the simple act of buying a pack of gum feel like a high stakes mission in a video game.
#25 Just Saw These Babies At My Local Walmart
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#26 The Grinch In Walmart
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#27 Another Kin Spotting
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Ultimately we keep going back to Walmart because that chaotic energy is the price we pay for the absolute convenience of getting everything we need in one trip. It is a place that reflects the raw and unpolished reality of our modern world in a way that more boutique stores never could.
#28 Meanwhile, At Walmart
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#29 What Did The Fox Say
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#30 Found At My Local Walmart. The Guy’s Face Sums It Up
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Whether it is the strange “energy vortex” that people talk about on social media or just the result of a very efficient business model the result is a shopping experience that is never boring. It is a place of brawls and births and bargains all happening simultaneously under the hum of fluorescent bulbs. Walmart is the ultimate stage for the theater of the everyday and as long as humans have weird habits and a need for low prices the chaotic energy will continue to thrive in every aisle.
#31 Walmart “Easter Bunny”
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#32 My Friend Is In Walmart Right Now And Just Sent Me This Picture
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#33 I’m Guessing They Work At A School And It Was Wacky Hair Day
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#34 Women Of Walmart
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#35 Service Animal?
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#36 This Fat Squirrel Is A Service Animal
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#37 Wanted To Introduce You Guys To My Towns Walmart Model: Everyone, Meet Carl
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#38 I Don’t Know What To Say
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#39 Haircut Of The Year
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#40 Barbarians Of Walmart
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#41 Found On A Tablet At Walmart
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#42 Bro Got Some Fast Food, Drank An Entire Gallon Of Orange Juice, And Decided To Take A Nap On The Display Bed
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#43 Typical Day At Walmart In Tampa Bay
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#44 In The Walmart
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#45 Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer Shops At Walmart
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#46 Just Going To Leave This Here
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#47 Uh, I Mean. What Is That?
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#48 Sailing Away With My Tail
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#49 Only At Walmart
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#50 It’s 4am. This Is What I Find In Walmart
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#51 At My Local Walmart, The Employees Had To Dress Up In Costumes For A “Parade” Around The Store. I Heard So Many Of Them Say They Hated It And Were So Embarrassed
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#52 Only In Walmart
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#53 Yes. He Was Using Them Both
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#54 Barefoot In Walmart
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#55 Found The Guy From The Math Problems
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#56 Shopping In An NC Walmart Right Now And This Man Has A Live Possum On His Shoulder
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#57 That Is The Most Dad Thing I’ve Ever Seen
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#58 Some Nice People Shopping With Their Birds
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#59 Guy With Three Carts Of Markers In The Return Line. It Took Both Associates They Had To Count And Check Each Box
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#60 How Many Suspenders Does One Man Need?
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#61 I Had To Run Into Walmart. I Turned Around To Make Sure My Son Was Next To Me. Instead Of Finding Him By My Side I Found Him Kneeling In Front Of The Missing Children Board Praying
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#62 Suspicious: Employee From Grocery Store Across The Street Buying Tons Of Strawberries From Walmart
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#63 My Boyfriend Decided This Is What He Wanted To Wear To Walmart Today
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#64 Welcome To My Wal-Mart
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#65 This Is Charlene, A Walmart Employee That Poses With Products For The Maryland Store’s Local Facebook Page
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#66 Walmart Never Fails
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#67 Sitting On Raw Chicken While Chatting With A Comcast Rep At Walmart
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#68 Just Hanging Out With Your Bearded Dragon
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#69 Mom Really Got Into Crochet
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#70 This Lady Resting On The Apples At Walmart
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#71 This Guy In Walmart Who Has His Girl On A Leash
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#72 There Are 2 Types Of People In The World
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#73 They’re Even Wearing Signs Now
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#74 Live Streaming In A Busy Target Ignoring Everyone Who Needed The Scanner
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#75 It Looks Almost Felted
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#76 Seriously Walmart. Hospital Gown?
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#77 Maybe It’s An Emotional Support Goat?
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#78 What In The Jiminy Cricket Is Going On At My Walmart Today?
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#79 Mom Sent Me This From Walmart Today
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#80 Dude Even Had A Spidy Wallet To Boot
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#81 This Person Is Very Passionate About Ramen, Especially Chicken Flavor
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#82 Walmart Now Has Their Employees Wearing Body Cams
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#83 This Wild One I Saw Leaving Walmart. The End Was Dragging On The Ground
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#84 Able-Bodied Family Using 5 Handy Carts At Walmart, The Two Younger Rascals Scooted Away Before I Snapped This
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#85 Then You Make Walmart Your Living Room
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#86 Fight Inside A Walmart In Mexico
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#87 Super Nice Guy Let Me Take A Picture Of Him After I Asked
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#88 I Asked A Customer About His Boots, He Said They Get Like This About 2 – 3 Months After He Buys A New Pair
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#89 Just A Regular Day At Walmart
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#90 So My Friend Saw A Girl At Walmart
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#91 Always An Interesting Trip To Walmart
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#92 Male Karen Believes It’s His Right To Drive Off With The Walmart Electric Cart, Berates Employee For Trying To Stop Him
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#93 If He Gets Out He Deserves Whatever That Is
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#94 Cool Old Dude I Met At Wallyworld Today. He Was Normal Except For The Hat
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