30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

First impressions are really important during the hiring process, both for the prospective employer and the candidate.

To attract the best talent, companies need to craft quality job adverts. They should be clear about what it is they’re looking for and accurately reflect the role’s typical duties and responsibilities.

However, for better or worse, the competition sometimes doesn’t seem so high. After digging through the subreddits ‘Recruiting Hell‘ and ‘Antiwork,’ we realized that some recruiters are so out of touch with reality, it’s evident even in the job advertisement they write.

Continue scrolling to check out what we’re talking about and don’t miss the conversation we had with talent acquisition consultant and career coach Keirsten Greggs. You’ll find it in-between the pictures.

#1 Saw It Online

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#2 Burn

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#3 Seeking Candidate With 15+ Years Of Social Media Experience

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#4 A Friend Of Mine Was Looking For A Job Yesterday. This Must Be Hella Illegal, Right?

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#5 Employment Gap

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#6 The New York Times Has An 8 Round Interview Process

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#7 Wtf Are They On… This Is For A Call Center Position

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#8 Imagine Asking If Someone’s Ok With Earning 30% Less Than What They Currently Make

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#9 Why Do We Have To Jump Through So Many Hoops Just To Get Our Application Rejected Anyway

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#10 Why Even Ask?

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#11 My First Haiku

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#12 Exactly On Time

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#13 New Requirements Strikes

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#14 U.k. International Candidate Here – This Is What The Recruiter Texted Me After I Told Him I Need The Company To Sponsor My U.k. Skilled Worker Visa…

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#15 An Expensive First Day On The Job

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#16 “I Just Saw You Swallow”

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#17 “We Are Unable To Offer Positions To People With The Name Jeffrey”

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#18 This Is A New Level Of Hell

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#19 Not Sure If This Is A Repost

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#20 Ph.d. Maths Student Rejected For Not Show Not Having 3 Hours Of Calc On Their Transcript

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#21 This But Unironically

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#22 Ayo This Lady Working For UPS Really Tried To Get Free Labor Out Of Me Lol

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#23 Who Needs Pay And Sick Leave? I Can Wear My Jeans To Work!

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#24 “Record A Video Of Yourself”, But Somehow, Even Worse!

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#25 We Don’t Pay You, You Have To Pay Us

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#26 Are You Joking?

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#27 Saw This On A Job Application. Immediately Closed Out

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#28 The F**king Nerve

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#29 Was Applying For A Job On Indeed….any Suggestions..?

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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#30 Anyone Have 7 Legs, 4 Arms And Capable Of Doing 10 Things At Once?! Asking For A Friend

30 Absurd Job Requirements That Are Exactly Why “No One Wants To Work Anymore”

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