As simple as they might seem in concept, the truth is that making a good toy is harder than it seems. Many toys that represent human figures tend to invoke the uncanny valley, but some are so creepy that it’s unclear what parent’s would look at it and think “my child needs one of these.” At the same time, parents are also forced to search through the veritable ocean of bootlegs.
We’ve gathered some spectacular examples of bizarre, creepy or just downright weird toy design fails from across the internet. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.
#1 From What Level Of Hell Was This Retrieved?
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#2 They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer
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#3 The Quality Check Was Clearly Passed
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#4 This “Hagrid” Doll I Bought 15 Years Ago In A Dollar Store Is Just A Repainted Lion From The Wizard Of Oz. Rocking His Mane, Ears, And Medal Of Courage
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#5 Off-Brand Toy With An Interesting Name
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#6 The Not So Fantastic Four
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#7 Playground In Germany
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#8 Batman’s Face Is Priceless
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#9 This Lamb I Won Out Of A Claw Machine. I Love It
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#10 Geocentric Solar System At A Public School’s Playground
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#11 My Favorite Show Is Called The Americans
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#12 My Friend’s Daughter Got A Veterinarian Kit For Her 4th Birthday, He Sent Me This
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#13 Homer On Steroids
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#14 Bort Sampson
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#15 Oh No
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#16 SpongeBob Devourer Of Children
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#17 Found This Toy At A Random Store. Nothing Makes Sense In This Toy
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#18 Strange Dinosaur
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#19 Mario Grew A Mustache Above His Nose
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#20 I’m A Benign Girl, In A Benign World
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#21 Spooderman
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#22 “Luigi, I Think Something Is Not Right”
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#23 Jamaicachu: “Jamaica No Problem”
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#24 This Bootleg Captain America Toy
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#25 She Looks Like She’s Had A Hard Life
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#26 You Had One Job
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#27 I Don’t Even Know What To Call This
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#28 Dora Did Not Like What She Explored
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#29 Spiderman With His Famous Spider-Rifle
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#30 I Have No Words
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#31 What Am I Supposed To Call This? Lario?
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#32 Here Comes The Yellow Cat That Hates Saturdays: Barfyard
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#33 Spotted This Chimera At The Mall
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#34 Blursed Avengers
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#35 Adolescence-Deformed Karate Frogs
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#36 They Blocked The Middle Slide At The Playground
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#37 The Folks Installing The Playground Weren’t Looking Too Closely
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#38 I Think Wario Ingested A New Kind Of Mushroom. I Wonder What Mario Party He Went To
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#39 A Transforming Dinosaur Robot Toy My Son Got
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#40 This Is A Toy That I Got Today. My Kid Removed It’s Head To Reveal This. I Should Have Read The Text Properly, “Security And Non-Taxic”. The Head Comes Off Very Easily, And It’s Very Pointy
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#41 Any Idea Why My Kid Refused To Ride This?
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#42 This Pikachu Off-Brand Found At Goodwill
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#43 “Quality” Toy I Found In A Claw Machine
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#44 Tele… Babies
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#45 Found This At The Mall
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#46 This Toy Parking Deck Has A Battery Compartment Without A Battery Compartment
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#47 Panda-Themed Children’s Ride
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#48 This Burger King’s Patrick Star Toy Is Actually Mr. Crab
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#49 Poor Woody And Buzz, What Have They Done To You?
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#50 I Found Some New Avengers Infinity War Figures. “Derp” Black Widow And “Calm But Clearly Not Amused Steve” Captain America
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#51 Darth Goblin: “You Know, I’m Something Of A Sith Lord Myself”
#52 This “Cartoon Plush” On Temu
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