40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

You can list just about anything online but… should you? Well, that depends. Do you want to surprise everyone on the internet? Have people question your sanity? Maybe even receive a few prank calls? Then go ahead. Put those used dental prosthetics on sale. Make that tennis ball chair work for you.

But if you aren’t that much of an opportunist, I suggest you join the other side, (silently) judging them. There’s a subreddit called r/WTFgaragesale, and it features all the funny, weird, creepy, and downright disgusting things people are trying to sell both in real life and online. Here’s a collection of pics the sub has from the latter.

#1 How To Avoid Awkwardly Asking Someone To Take Their Shoes Off At Your Door.. Sold!

40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

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#2 Is It Weird That I Actually Kinda Want This?

40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

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#3 I Check Offerup For Chairs Every Few Days….

40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

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#4 All Hail Titty Frog

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#5 Only Once

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#6 Helloooo, Officer!

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#7 The Perfect Bed To Preserve Virginity!

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#8 Today On Fb Market Place

40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

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#9 We Love Facebook Marketplace

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#10 Woman Makes Her Regretful Husband Model Her Handmade Ponchos. Hilarious

40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

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#11 Found This Gem In Free Pile Outside My Work

40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

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#12 Why Do People Say “Brand New” When It’s Clearly Not?

40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

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#13 Eat Your Heart Out, Kirk Cameron

40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

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#14 Dead *ss Tree

40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

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#15 I Mean.. Someone Is Gonna Like It, Right?

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#16 This Couch Is Awful Taste And You Cannot Change My Mind

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#17 You’ve Got A Friend In Me

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#18 Harry Potter Teeth, Mmmmmmm

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#19 If He Has Buyers, I Am In The Wrong Business

40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

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#20 $20 For Old Doll Head Found While Hiking

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#21 My Fiancée Sent This To Me And I Couldn’t Help But Feel It Belonged Here

40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

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#22 There Are No Words

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#23 Y Tho

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#24 Umm I Don’t Think This Is Apple Official

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#25 Just What I Needed To Complete My Bathroom Aesthetic

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#26 The Things You Find At Government Surplus Auctions… Birthing Simulator

40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

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#27 Not A Garage Sale But I Thought You Might Enjoy

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#28 He Haunts You

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#29 “No Lowballers”

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#30 Teeth In Great Shape

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#31 For The Classicist Who Needs To Charge Three Phones And A Tablet

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#32 Mmmhhhmmm Premium

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#33 For When You’re Lonely

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#34 The Vodka Bottle Full Of Cigarette Ashes I Posted Here About 2 Years Ago Is Still Up, And The Price Was Dropped By A Whopping $4.76. What The Hell

40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

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#35 Todd

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#36 Tbh It’s So Well-Made I Kinda Want It, But It Freaks Me Out

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#37 I Hope This Is Satire But I Truly Don’t Know …

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#38 How To Properly Sell Firewood In Kentucky

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#39 Hot Dog Statue – Two Lovers Holding Hands. Can Also Be “Personally Ordered With Any Customizations Wanted (Mini Hotdog Babies, Pregnant Hotdog, Rockstar Hotdog, Etc)”

40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

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#40 KFC Zinger

40 Hilarious Listings For Things Being Sold Online

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