Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

There might be certain issues, mistakes, or potential improvements that go unnoticed by many. Yet someone who recognizes them might quite on the contrary be determined to correct them no matter the cost of their time and energy.

And they might be right if we think about someone like Ignaz Semmelweis discovering that by disinfecting their hands healthcare workers could drastically reduce the incidence of infection in obstetrical clinics. Yet it might be something smaller, for example pointing out the fact that bees have six legs rather than four! These Redditors shared things they refuse to let go, answering one Redditor’s question: “What is the smallest hill you’ll die on?”

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#1

Im with the boomers on this one, f**k your QR code. Bring me a paper menu

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

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#2

Social media has been one of the most damaging things to ever happen to our societies mental health.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: Misterpewpie, Lisa Fotios

#3

Burgers should be wider not taller, if you need to put a skewer through it its no longer a burger its a keebab.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: Granttrees, Ilya Mashkov

#4

Butter is superior to margarine.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: CheekyCheesehead, Sorin Gheorghita

#5

F**k daylight savings time

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: HandyMan131, Tima Miroshnichenko

#6

Talking on speaker phone in public is not necessary

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: Few-Transportation-, Karolina Grabowska

#7

Toilet paper rolls over, not under.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: AestheticCopacetic, Vlada Karpovich

#8

I will consistently, persistently, and always use the Oxford F*****g Comma.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

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#9

If you’re going to serve room temp bread at a restaurant, don’t serve me ice cold butter. Warm one of the two things up

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: JustSomeAudioGuy, Valeria Boltneva

#10

It is not impolite to correct someone who is spreading misinformation, regardless of whether they’re lying or just plain incorrect.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: 1NegativePerson, Christina Morillo

#11

(Able) People who don’t return their shopping carts are s****y people. 

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

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#12

If someone is behind me, I will always throw my arm back and hold the door. The amount of times people just let it shut in my face has me irate.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

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#13

It’s “I couldn’t care less”, not “I could care less”! If you could care less then you care!

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: Shibes2, Andrea Piacquadio

#14

Cut the god damn tails off my shrimp before putting it in pasta, I don’t care what the French say.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: Jakeini33, Dana Tentis

#15

Every single time someone posts a picture or article about Istanbul, I comment “not Constantinople.” I will usually get downvoted to hell for it, but I think it’s hilarious. So I’ll die on that hill.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

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#16

A couple means 2, a few is more than 2. There is no debating this.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: Colonel_Kook, Yan Krukau

#17

There/their/they’re, your/you’re.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: theservman, Polina Tankilevitch

#18

Tipping for carryout is the biggest scam in restaurant history.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: frattboy69, Christian Dubovan

#19

Burgers come WITH fries. Stop trying to charge me an extra $7 for 1/4 of a potato’s worth of shoestring fries that get cold before they even reach the plate just because you put truffle oil or some other b******t on them.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: burgher89, Valeria Boltneva

#20

Utensils need to be at the END of a buffet.

So many places put them at the beginning of a buffet. You don’t know what utensils you’ll need yet and then you have to carry them around the whole time. Madness.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

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#21

If you are on the highway and you try to move over two lanes to sneak into a packed exit right before the guard rail, you have already missed your f*****g turn. Go to the next exit and turn around or try another route.

Before anyone brings it up, no, I am not talking about merging. I am talking about seeing a long line of people waiting to get off an exit, and you breaking the law by crossing solid lines to cut in because you couldn’t be f****d to read the signs for the last two miles telling you which lane you need to be in for your exit.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: Hodauldtr, Peng LIU

#22

Don’t force me to download your f*****g app.

Went to Chipotle, at 6pm. They told me they weren’t accepting anything but online orders. This had happened to me once during covid due to supply issues so I asked if they were low on food. They said no. I asked if they were short staffed or something. They said no. So I said “you’re telling me you can’t give me the food that is literally sitting in between us, by giving you this money that is literally in my hand unless I have a smart phone and make an account and type my order in?” They said that’s correct. So yeah, for absolutely no reason besides wanting to sell my data probably, they’re willing to lose customers.

Another time I went into a Firehouse Subs that has had open dine in for over a year since covid died down. The employees looked at me like I was crazy or trespassing when I walked in. One girl was like “hi?” I said “hi…” She said “are you here for an online pickup?” I said “no, I’d like to order and eat my food here, your dining room is open right?” She said “oh…ok..” Dining room didn’t have chairs on the tables or anything, it looked normal.

Why? How did we get here as a society?

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: Not-Clark-Kent, Mike Mozart

#23

Everyday and every day are different. And not interchangeable.

“An everyday walk in the park” vs “I walk in the park every day.”

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: DonettaLocklear, Liza Summer

#24

EXpresso is not a f*****g word

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#25

People need to stop bringing animals into the grocery store. No Brenda, your s**t-bull mix that lunges at everything isn’t a service animal.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

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#26

Leaving time left on a communal microwave means you’re a bad person.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: Robo_Joe, Erik Mclean

#27

Its okay not to tip at Starbucks.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: Quiverjones, Dom J

#28

It’s just ‘PIN’ not ‘PIN Number’.

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#29

“Two piece” dresses are not dresses.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: susiemay01, Loannes Marc

#30

Actual physical push buttons are way better than sensor buttons. (Like the xbox 360 sensor buttons)

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

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#31

Halloween decorations that are animal skeletons shouldn’t have ears! Ears aren’t bone!

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: qatest, Tima Miroshnichenko

#32

Typing Like This Will Make Me Stop Respecting You Instantly.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

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#33

How do people confuse lose with loose?

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

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#34

If the automatic door does not open fast enough for me not to break stride, it is broken!

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#35

I never need a receipt bigger than 3 inches

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: Pennsyltuckey54, Karolina Grabowska

#36

If I had to pay for sauce I better have sauce in the bag.

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#37

Baby Jesus should never wear a cross.

Like why? Its anachronistic. It’s completely backwards and don’t make no sense.

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#38

You can’t use “exponential” to describe every large increase, especially if you’re only looking at two data points.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

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#39

If I order a chicken sandwich and you give me two pieces of bread with chunks of chicken, a 1/4 cup of mustard and raisins in it I’m out. You’re dead to me, your cafe is dead to me. That is not a sandwich, it’s a disappointment.

Someone Asked “What Is The Smallest Hill You’ll Die On?”, And 41 People Delivered

Image source: awkwardlyherdingcats, Farhad Ibrahimzade

#40

Bees have 6 legs! (My school mascot is a bee, and every representation I see has only 4 legs.)

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#41

It’s pronounced GIF

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