Parents do everything for their children. Even if it means listening to a loud sob session over a completely ridiculous thing. You see, according to one universal truth, sometimes kids get completely crushed for the most unexpected reasons, and they will go into a tantrum to let everyone know about it.
Unable to do anything about it, parents are turning to social media to relate to each other during these cringy times. From not being able to eat the pregnancy test to realizing that dogs can’t be grabbed by their penises, Bored Panda has found these hilarious meltdowns under the hashtag #ReasonsMyKidIsCrying, and they’re so absurd, you couldn’t make them up. Scroll down to check out the list and upvote your favorite entries.
#1 Because I Wouldn’t Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis
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#2 I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her
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#3 Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is “Just Me & My Dad”
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#4 Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn’t Wave Back At Her
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#5 I Wouldn’t Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass
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#6 Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop
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#7 He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins… I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong
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#8 I Told Her ‘No More Of Mommy’s Makeup
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#9 We Didn’t Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On
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#10 He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It
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#11 She Farted And Got A Fright
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#12 There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo
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#13 The ‘Best Dad’ Wouldn’t Let Her Eat The Remote Control
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#14 I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking
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#15 When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was
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#16 He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It
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#17 He Doesn’t Want To Stand Up And He Doesn’t Want To Lie Down
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#18 Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It
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#19 Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee
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#20 Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’
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#21 I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming…
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#22 I Won’t Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse
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#23 I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher
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#24 Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn’t Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.
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#25 I Wouldn’t Let Her Eat The Dog’s Tail
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#26 Dada Went To The Bathroom. Alone.
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#27 Her Sister Didn’t Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together
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#28 His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)
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#29 We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday
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#30 I Won’t Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack
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#31 Told Her She’s Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel
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#32 When Mean Mom Won’t Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry
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#33 Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too
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#34 His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head
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#35 Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts
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#36 “Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book”
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#37 I Won’t Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage
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#38 I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat My ‘I Voted’ Sticker
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#39 Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On
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#40 My Shoes Don’t Fit Her
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#41 Because She Hates Walmart As Much As I Do
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#42 He Wants The ‘Clipse’ To Happen Right Now
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#43 We Wouldn’t Let Him Lick The Dog
#44 The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate
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#45 He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story
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#46 I Told Her I Loved Her
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#47 I Wouldn’t Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube
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#48 We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother
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#49 He’s Crying Because He Wants To Be This Tall
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#50 She Got Up, And Then She Couldn’t Get Down
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#51 I Ate My Hair…. Will It Come Out?
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#52 He Doesn’t Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One
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#53 Because She Wants A Cracker. Note: She Has A Cracker
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#54 He Couldn’t Wear My Shorts As A Top To Go To The Shops
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#55 I Asked Her To Stop Putting Her Hand In The Toilet
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#56 She Wants A Butterfly, And I Can’t Deliver
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#57 I Won’t Hold His Foot While He Eats Lunch
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#58 He Didn’t Want To Have Fun
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#59 Your Toddler Is Having A Meltdown In The Biergarten Because No One Will Give Her A Beer
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#60 I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat The Toilet Brush
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#61 I Turned The Water On For His Bath
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#62 I Won’t Eat A Piece Of Pizza Crust That She Already Chewed On
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#63 All Because I Said She Looked “Pretty”
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#64 I Wouldn’t Let Her Choke Herself With A Spoon. Again
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#65 She Only Has 5 Ponytails And Wants More
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#66 He Ate All Of The Blueberries
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#67 He’s “Stuck” Under The Kitchen Table
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#68 He Wanted To Put Dirt In My Hair… I Politely Declined… He Is Heart Broken…
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#69 I Didn’t Let My Daughter Pick Up A Dispensary Bag, Possibly Containing Weed
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#70 Someone Was Not Happy That His “Coffee” Was Just Milk
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#71 Because I Walked Faster Than Declan When Going Down The Stairs
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#72 The Oreo Pack He Pulled Out Of The Trash Can Is Empty
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#73 It’s Not His Birthday
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#74 He Can’t Get Into His Sister’s Toy Barbie Jeep
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#75 She Was Crying Because She Didn’t Want The Banana She Asked For 5 Minutes Before
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#76 I Wouldn’t Let Her Eat Her Shoe
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#77 Because I Unbuttoned Her Shirt …
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#78 I’m Not Daddy
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#79 Because I Peeled The Sticker Off Of A Melon
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#80 I Asked Him To Pick Up The Towel He Threw On The Floor
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#81 He’s Crying Because He’s Stuck In His Brother’s Underwear
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#82 She Can’t Reach The Tissues
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#83 Captain Kirk’s Feet Won’t Fit In The Container Sideways
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#84 31 Degrees Out And I Won’t Let Him Play With His Water Table
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#85 He Finished The Milk In His Sippy Cup, Apparently This Is Catastrophic
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#86 Because I Wouldn’t Play The Ghostbusters Theme Song For The Fourth Time In A Row
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#87 Because We Can’t Leave The Refrigerator Door Open While He Rearranges The Condiments
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#88 Her Noodles Were Shaped Like Stars Instead Of Elsa
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#89 I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat His Shoe
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#90 Mama Won’t Let Her Chew On The Rim Of The Trash Can
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#91 I Turned Off Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ On A Prayer”
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#92 I “Ruthlessly” Made Him Put His Own Socks On
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#93 I Confiscated The Toilet Brush
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#94 When Mommy Puts A Red Lid On Instead Of Blue, And I Didn’t Let Him Put It On Himself…
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#95 She Didn’t Like Her Eyebrows
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#96 I Wouldn’t Let Her Have A Bottle Of Antifreeze
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#97 Because I Stood On The “Wrong Step” To Wait On Her To Go Upstairs
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#98 I’m Not Letting Her Eat Her Pink Crayon Anymore
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#99 Because I Wouldn’t Let Him Touch Dog Poo
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#100 He Couldn’t Have A New Mario Game
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#101 Toddler Bedtime: Not For The Faint Of Heart
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#102 He Ate All The Cheese Off His Pizza And Now It’s ‘Broken
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#103 I Put A Lock On The Toilet Seat So She Couldn’t Flush Her Fig Newton
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#104 I Wouldn’t Let Her Use My Make Up Brushes To Paint With Toilet Water
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#105 She Wanted To Wear The Fake Teeth But She Was Scared Of Them
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#106 She Doesn’t Like My Hair Down
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#107 I Wouldn’t Put Ketchup In His Formula
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#108 Notice Jack’s Tantrum Because It’s Carl’s Turn To Vacuum
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#109 “I Pulled This Rock Out Of The River And It’s Wet!”
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#110 He Had To Stop Stirring, Because It Was Time To Put The Food On The Stove
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#111 When Daddy Goes To Work
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#112 He Wanted To Ride The Carousel, So We Rode It. Then, He Wanted To Get Off, So We Got Off
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#113 I Won’t Let Him Violently Throw The Shells
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#114 He Got Stuck Trying To Climb On Top Of The Kitchen Table
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#115 This 30minutes Of Relentless Crying Is Brought To You By “Sorry, We’re Out Of Blueberries”
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#116 She Doesn’t Know Answers To Middle School History Questions
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#117 I Wouldn’t Let Her Climb And Stand On The Coffee Table
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#118 No You Can Not Stick Your Finger In The Dog’s Nose
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#119 When The Package That Came Isn’t For You
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#120 I Wouldn’t Let Her Have A Hershey Bar For Breakfast
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#121 She Sneezed, And Her Sister Didn’t Say “Bless You” Fast Enough
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#122 When Your Parents Don’t Understand Your Artistic Vision And Take Away Your New Birthday Crayons
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#123 Because I Won’t Let Him Climb To His Death
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#124 I Cut Her Banana
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#125 He Couldn’t Pull His Balloon Through The Slide Hole
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#126 She Asked For A Strawberry Bar, So I Gave Her A Strawberry Bar. But I Should Have Let Her Open It- Now “I No Like It!”
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#127 Reasons My Kid Is Crying: I Ate The Nose
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#128 He’s Not Allowed To Lick Every Cinnamon Roll
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#129 Tried Brussel Sprouts For The First Time
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#130 He Asked Me For Milk, So I Gave Him Milk
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#131 I Wouldn’t Let Him Walk Up To A Random House Down The Block And Sit Under Their Garden Arch Trellis
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#132 Snot Really Grosses Him Out. He Sneezed. And Instantly Went To Rage Crying. Poor Kid
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#133 Having A Complete Come-Apart Meltdown Because I Won’t Let Her Eat A Raw Chicken Breast
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#134 I Won’t Let Her Open A Hot Oven Or Stomp On An Ipad
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#135 He Couldn’t Fit In The Bus
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#136 I Wouldn’t Let Her Pull The Tv Tray Over On Herself
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#137 Told Her She Couldn’t Lick The Ashtray
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#138 I Told Him He Had To Eat Ice Cream & Not A Cough Drop
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#139 Mom Told Him He Couldn’t Bring The Vacuum To The Store
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#140 I Wouldn’t Let Him Bite The Fridge Door Handle
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#141 Easy Mac Takes 3 Minutes To Cook
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#142 Lost Her Page In The (Upside Down) Greek-English Dictionary
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#143 I Wouldn’t Let Her Hold The Bowl And Throw Salmon On The Floor
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#144 She Wants To Sit With The Dog, But He Keeps Running Away From Her
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#145 We Wouldn’t Let Her Eat Mummy’s Antibiotic Pills
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#146 There Is A Smear Of Peanut Butter On The Outside Of His Peanut Butter Sandwich
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#147 Mom Wouldn’t Let Me Break Big Brothers Sunglasses
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#148 I Told Him He Couldn’t Water The Grass While It Was Raining
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#149 I Was Just Offering Him A Popsicle
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#150 I Ate The Last Bite Off Of My Plate Instead Of Giving It To Her. We Were Eating The Same Thing
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#151 I Can’t Fit My Hands In My Pockets!!
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#152 She Can’t Pick Up The Pillow… That She’s Sitting On
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#153 I Shut The Door To Use The Bathroom
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#154 He’s Mad Because He Can’t Reach His Thomas Train
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#155 I Told Her She Couldn’t Drive The Car Home
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#156 I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat A Dog Bone
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#157 Cause They Couldn’t Have Cookies After Ice Cream
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#158 I Made Him The Chocolate Milk He Asked For In The Cup He Asked For
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#159 We Let Her Play Outside Like She Wanted
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#160 When You Don’t Even Like Maple & Brown Sugar Oatmeal But You’re Still Mad Your Brother Has It And You Don’t
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#161 I Asked Him To Spit After Brushing His Teeth
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#162 She Asked Daddy To Draw Llama Llama And A Kite, And He Drew Llama Llama Before Drawing The Kite
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#163 I Wouldn’t Let Him Keep Dipping His Fingers In My Coffee
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#164 His Cookie Broke When He Bit It
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#165 I Wouldn’t Let Her Throw Her Banana Over The Side Of The Highchair Again
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#166 He Is Having A Meltdown Because He Can’t Wear His Pants As A Shirt… And The Matching Shirt Just Doesn’t Cut It
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#167 I Said No To Blue Felt Pen For Breakfast
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#168 I Wouldn’t Let Him Pick Up Dog Poop On Our Walk
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#169 Reasons My Kid Is Crying
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#170 I Wouldn’t Let Him Touch The Hot Stove
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#171 He Wanted To Wear His Dirty Pajama Shirt And Dad Made Him Wear A Clean One
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#172 There Was A Moving Truck About A Block Away From The Park Therefore This Park Is Ruined
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#173 I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat Salsa Out Of The Jar For Breakfast
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#174 He Wants Daddy To Make Coffee And Is Devastated That Daddy Doesn’t Want To
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#175 He Didn’t Want To Wear His New Boots
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#176 Initially She Was Crying Because I Put The Cap Back On My Flashlight. Then She Was Crying Because I Took A Picture Of Her Crying
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#177 Because I’m Waking Him From A 3 Hour Nap!
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#178 He Asked Me Not To Put A Shirt On Him. So I Didn’t Put A Shirt On Him
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#179 I Didn’t Know He Wanted To Be The One To Close The Door
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#180 I Put The Straw In The Caprisun
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#181 Because It’s Not His Birthday So His Sister Gets The Presents
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#182 I Won’t Let Her Put The Air Pump Hose In Her Mouth So She Can Blow Air In Her Mouth
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#183 I Got Her Up From A Nap And She Immediately Proceeded To Lay At The Top Of The Stairs Kicking Her Feet Yelling What Sounded Like “I Want A Salad”
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#184 He Couldn’t Lift The Car To Put It Into The House
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#185 My 3 Year Old Sobbed When We Wouldn’t Buy The Shittiest Tree At The Tree Farm
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#186 Mom And Dad Won’t Stop Singing ‘Boyz Ii Men’s ‘End Of The Road’
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#187 He Wanted To Go Play Outside. So I Said Yes. So He Cried. And Cried And Cried…. Toddler Logic
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#188 His Macaroni Noodle Had A Hole In It
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#189 I Won’t Let Him Ride His Scooter On The Porch
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#190 Because I Agreed With Her That The Lego Was Blue
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#191 I Told Him He Wasn’t Allowed To Play In His Friend’s Poopy Diaper
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#192 I Wouldn’t Let Her Lick My Ipad
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#193 I Wouldn’t Let Her Put Both Legs In The Same Pant Hole
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#194 His Taco Fell Apart
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#195 I Won’t Let Him Blow This Whistle 100 Times. I Told Him He Could Blow It 10 Times
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#196 I Won’t Let Her Drink My Wine
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#197 Mommy Wouldn’t Let Me Lick Her Phone
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#198 Mommy Split The Cheese String In Half To Make It Easier For Me To Eat
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#199 When You Give Your Child Water In The Cup She Requested
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#200 I Asked Him What Colour The Star Was
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#201 Cause There Is Bubbles In His Tub
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#202 He Can’t Eat And Read His New Book At The Same Time
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#203 Prevented Her From Walking Into Traffic
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#204 Think A “Few” Minutes Pass By Quickly? Then You’ve Never Had A Three Year Old Waiting For Pizza To Cool Down
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#205 I Won’t Let Her Eat Baking Soda For Snack
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#206 I Cut Her Mickey Mouse Pancake
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#207 I Won’t Let Him Eat A Toilet Paper Roll
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#208 Her Corn Dog Was ‘Ripped’
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#209 The Mac N Cheese Wasn’t Cooling Off Fast Enough
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#210 Because I Wouldn’t Let Her Keep Wasting Blueberries By Chewing Them Up And Spitting Them Out On The Patio
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#211 Her Drink Didn’t Look Like Everyone Else’s
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#212 I Told Him He Couldn’t Eat His Lollipop Stick
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#213 I Won’t Let Her Climb On The Table And Stab Her Sister’s Scrambled Eggs With A Pencil
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#214 He Got A Bit Of Puddle Water On His Wellies
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#215 I Wouldn’t Let Her Lick The Whole Playground
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#216 I Wouldn’t Let Him Stand In His Carseat And Hold The Handle Above His Window While We Were Driving
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#217 He Finished His Applesauce Before His Brother
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#218 I Wouldn’t Let Him Play In The Toilet
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#219 Jasper Is Crying Because I Won’t Give Him “Moh” Oranges…
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#220 Because He’s Still Just A Touch Too Short For His Balance Bike
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#221 His Ice Pop Is All Gone
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#222 I Won’t Let Him Play With The Knobs On The Stove
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#223 I Wouldn’t Let Him Chew On Power Cords
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#224 I Wouldn’t Let Him Bring The Cat With Us To Target
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#225 Told Him “No” To Playing In Toilet Water
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#226 My Child Is Crying About Wanting Bubbles… While I’m Blowing Him Bubbles
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#227 She Didn’t Want To Brush Her Teeth, She Wanted To Brush My Teeth
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#228 His Ice Cream Was Melting Faster Than He Could Eat It
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#229 I Wouldn’t Let Him Put A Toothbrush He Found On The Ground In His Mouth
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#230 I Put Blankets On The Back Of The Couch
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#231 He Threw His Breakfast Away In The Trash And Then Got Mad At Me For Not Letting Him Eat It
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#232 I Told Her She Was Adorable
#233 I Wouldn’t Let Him Drop His Cheese On The Floor
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#234 How Dare I Read A Book To Her. How Dare I!
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#235 She Realized Daddy Ate The Last Of Her Mini Muffins. Daddy Had To Go Buy More Immediately.
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#236 I Wouldn’t Let Him Hold A Dead Bee
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#237 I Closed The Fridge Door
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#238 Not Being Allowed To Open A Drawer
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#239 I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat The Starburst Wrapper He Found On The Floor
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#240 I Threw Out His Chocolate Milk From Last Night And Got Him A New Cup Of It
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#241 He Wants To Drive The Car Home Instead Of Me
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#242 His Napkin Got Dirty
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#243 I Wouldn’t Let Her Stick A Shopping Cart Belt In Her Mouth
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#244 I Won’t Let Him Eat Frozen Tater Tots
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#245 I Moved The Jumbo Box Of Diapers Out Of The Way
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#246 Gave Him The Scone He Asked For…
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#247 He Earned $20 And Couldn’t Decide What He Wanted To Buy With It
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#248 Because We Had To Come Back Inside
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#249 I Wouldn’t Let Him Watch Mickey Mouse
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#250 He Didn’t Want Salsa On His Burrito
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#251 I Took Away The Honeymustard When I Realized He Was No Longer Dipping His Chicken But Rather His Fingers
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#252 I Put The Parmesan Cheese On The Pasta. Silly Me, She Wanted It On The Side
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#253 He’s Hungry And It’s Dinner Time
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#254 Daddy Took The Garbage Outside
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#255 She Didn’t Win My Little Pony Chutes And Ladders
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#256 Because He Can’t Put All The Dirty Clothes Back In The Basket…
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#257 I Gave Him The Book That He Wanted
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#258 He’s Stuck In A Box. Don’t Worry, I Helped… And He’s Over Exaggerating A Bit
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#259 Because 2 Pieces Of Cake Is Never Enough
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#260 Because I Won’t Let Him Run The Sink Water For 10 Minutes Straight
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#261 I Told Him Plastic Bags Weren’t Dhs Approved Toys
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#262 I Opened The Door He Just Shut
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#263 I Won’t Let Him Bite My Nose
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#264 How Harrison Feels About Our Road Trip Going Bust. Me Too Buddy, Me Too
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#265 You Can’t Read Books In The Bathtub
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#266 He Is Crying Because It Isn’t Raining Yet
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#267 It Was Too Cloudy To See The Solareclipse And There Isn’t Going To Be Another One Next Week
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#268 I Wouldn’t Put Him In The Bin
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#269 I Wiped A Sticky Spot Off Her Cheek
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#270 I Put Her Down After She Begged To Get Down
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#271 Apparently The Texture Of His Bread Is Different Than Yesterday
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#272 He Had To Say Goodbye To His Mcdonald’s Toy Even Though He Got A Brand New One
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#273 This Is What Happens When You Flush Before Your Toddler Can
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#274 I Won’t Let Her Eat Mulch
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#275 Crying Because He Woke Up 2 Hours Before His Normal Wake Up Time And Because I Peeled His Orange Wrong
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#276 I Got Caught Putting His Blankie In The Dryer. He Stayed There Screaming Until It Was Dry
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#277 She Asked Me To Take Her Pigtails Out, So I Did
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#278 Mom Won’t Let Me Eat Chapstick
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#279 I Wouldn’t Let Him Drink Coffee
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#280 Mommy Won’t Let You Swipe Everything Off Of The Kitchen Table
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#281 Mum Always Making Us Look Ridiculous
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#282 I Turned Off Paw Patrol
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#283 I Told Him He Can’t Swim In His Pjs
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#284 He Refused To Get Out Of The Hot Car, So I Took Him Out Of The Hot Car
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#285 His Shoes Wouldn’t Fit In His Mailbox
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#286 Travis Singing A Frozen Song At An Inappropriate Time
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#287 I Wouldn’t Let Him Vacuum
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#288 When You Fell Asleep On The Ride Home, Missed Dinner, And Now Have To Wait For Your Wedges To Cook
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#289 I Tried To Give Him Some Of The Smoothie He Asked For
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#290 I Wouldn’t Let Her Put Salt On Her Cereal
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#291 Daddy Threw Away A Piece Of Cereal That She Was Crushing On The Floor With Her Foot
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#292 I Won’t Let Her Eat The Chicken Marinade
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#293 We Wouldn’t Let Him Eat Dog Food
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#294 I Wouldn’t Let Frankie Choke On This Wrapper So I’m An Asshole.
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#295 Why Is My Son Crying? I Wouldn’t Let Him Have A Drink Of Mouthwash.
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#296 This Morning I Went Pee Before He Did
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#297 I Put A “Lid” On Her Peanut Butter Sandwich
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#298 The Look She Gave Me When I Told Her That Actually, This Car Isn’t Hers
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#299 There Was A Dead Fly In The Bathroom. She Couldn’t Brush Her Teeth
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#300 Last Piece Of Birthday Cake
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#301 We Ran Out Of String Cheese
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#302 I Let Him Wear A Hat With Girlyhair
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#303 I Wouldn’t Let Her Eat A Penny That She Found On The Floor
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#304 I Wouldn’t Let Her Draw On The Shower Curtain With Eyeliner
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#305 I Wouldn’t Let Her Eat The Chicken Pot Pie Frozen
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#306 I Am Not Kind Because I Made His Lunch And Put The Plate On The Table For Him
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#307 I Don’t Have Toys In My Purse
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#308 Daddy Took The Dust Buster Away
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#309 He Wanted Monster Truck Toast And I Made “Just A Truck”
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#310 I’m A Mean Mommy Because Spencer Had To Wait For Sylas To Finish Eating Before I Could Give Him His Bath…
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#311 When The Pastor Calls You Out As A Menace In Front Of The Entire Congregation
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#312 Her Fingers Are Pruny
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#313 “I Want To Do A Dance With Music!”
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#314 She Believes Clothing Should Be Optional.
but When It’s 40° And Rainy With Errands To Run…. It Is Not.
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#315 Because I Gave Juice
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#316 Why My Kid Is Crying Today: She Was Looking For The Dog’s “Finger Piggies”, So I Told Her He Doesn’t Have Any
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#317 “You Guys Left Me All Alone Over Here!”
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#318 She Changed Her Mind
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#319 Because His Brother Won’t Eat The Other Cheese Stick He Offered Him
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#320 I Broke His Hamburger
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#321 I Tried To Feed Him Dinner
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#322 I Wouldn’t Let Her Eat Just The Polynesian Sauce For Dinner
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#323 I Won’t Let Her Eat The Woodpecker Food
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#324 It Was 6 Am And I Refused To Let Her Bake Cookies
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#325 The Moment He Realized He Wasn’t Invited To His Sister’s Play Date With Her School Friends
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#326 I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat Shoes
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#327 She Wanted To Share Her Ice Cream Cone With The Dog. I Told Her No
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#328 He’s Crying Because The New Game Is To Pretend She Can’t Climb On The Couch Even Though She Can
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#329 Why My 5 Year Old Is Crying: His Shoes Don’t Feel The Same On Each Foot. One Is Too Tight
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#330 Because I Wouldn’t Let Her Dive Down The Stairs Head First
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#331 She Got A New Helmet, And I Threw Away Her Old One
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#332 Crying Because She Can’t Reach The Dog
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#333 You Can’t Wear Two Pairs Of Shorts At The Same Time
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#334 If Y’all Would Just Give Me Marshmallows All The Time, I Would Come Over There
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#335 Reasons My Kid Is Crying: Lego Kid Won’t Fit On The Motorcycle
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#336 My Dinner Did Not Need Its Hair Brushed
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#337 The Dog Licked His Hands And Now He Can’t Eat
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#338 Daddy Took The Vacuum Back Downstairs
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#339 I Cut Up His Blueberry Pancakes
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#340 Someone Woke Up In A Mood Today. He Wanted A “Bite” So After Making Him Lunch… He Refused To Eat It. I Had To Make Something Else Entirely
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#341 I Got A Coke Zero Out Of The Fridge Instead Of Making Coffee
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#342 Fox Is Upset Cause He Can’t Find The Bullet For His Gun So He Can’t Shoot Me In The Face!
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#343 When You Pick Out The Adorable Leotard Made For You, But You’re Also 2 And Don’t Want Photographic Evidence
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#344 She Couldn’t Pull Her Leg Warmers Over Her Butt
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#345 I Wouldn’t Let Her In The Kitchen While Daddy Was Doing The Dishes So We Could Make Dinner
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#346 He Woke Up And Didn’t Like That Mommy Was In The Bathroom
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#347 I Told Her She Couldn’t Have More Milk Until She Eats Some Of Her Dinner
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#348 I Poured Ice Down The Sink
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#349 We Gave Him Cake
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#350 He Wanted To Bring Me My Phone But I Had Already Asked Jace
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#351 He Didn’t Want To Get Out Of The Car
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#352 I Made Her Sit Still For 2 Minutes Taking Her 11 Month Picture
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#353 Her French Fry Was Broken And Not Big Enough
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#354 I Wouldn’t Let Him Throw His Green Beans On The Floor
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#355 I Gave Her The Wrong Kind Of Cheese
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#356 Mad Because I Wouldn’t Let Him Stuff His Mouth With Any More Crackers
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#357 He Didn’t Want The Plastic On His Feezie
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#358 So Apparently I’m A Monster Bc I Wouldn’t Let Her Have Her Fruit Snack Before She Put On Her Jacket
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#359 When The Ice Cream Man Drives Away And You Didn’t Get Anything
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#360 He Thought There Would Be Biscuits With Dinner
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#361 When Your “Balloon No Working”
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#362 His Rattle Won’t Fit Through The Crib Slats
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#363 She Climbed Up The Outside Furniture The Wrong Way And Got Stuck
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#364 He’s Upset Because I Let Him Cut The Top Off Of The Popsicle That He Asked To Cut The Top Off Of. Twice
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#365 I Won’t Seat In A Chair At The Table So She Can Sit In My Lap
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