Well after the Lost Footage episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you would’ve thought that we wouldn’t see any “new” episodes till this fall, because they couldn’t possibly have anything else to show, right? For those of you who thought that innocent, naive thought, I have one thing to say:
Never understimate the power of a Bravo ratings giant or Andy Cohen’s marketing genius.
Tonight’s final (and we’re serious this time) episode of the the divas of Beverly Hills first season was an extended edition of the infamous “Dinner Party From Hell” episode that is quite possibly the most talked about episode of the season. Like the extended episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey’s finale, which was called “The Last Supper,” this edition gave us new interviews with the ladies, an extended cut of the entire dinner, and more crazy from the mouth of Allison DuBois. We also got more commentaty from Lisa VanderPump, which was basically a Valentine’s Day gift that I will cherish for the rest of this year.
Tonight’s episode can be seen as something else other than a final milking of a cash cow. It could also be seen as Andy Cohen’s big F— You to Allison DuBois. The intro and the final credits were all dedicated to DuBois, or rather skewing DuBois, because we all know Cohen did not take kindly to DuBois’s claims of Bravo editing her badly. In fact, I bet Cohen ordered for this extended episode to be made to show just how bat-crap crazy DuBois really is. Moral to this story? Do NOT Cross Andy Cohen, People!!! It’s just not wise.
Also, the episode featured interviews from Faye Resnick, who blends in perfectly with the cast. If I didn’t know any better, I would peg Faye’s interviews as a mini-audition to join the cast next season. She would fit right in with the drama and would be a greater foil to Camille, since Faye claimed to know all about Camille’s sordid past of softcore porn and erotic dancing days. Cohen, get that woman a contract, please!
But besides the new scenes and interviews, there was nothing new. If you saw the episode, then you basically know the story.
However, there were a slew of new quotables that must be documented and I’m proud and honored to be the one providing those quotables for you.
“Bet Allison didn’t see this coming…” – Andy Cohen in a voiceover in the introduction of the episode.
“I also felt that I wanted to buy her a new cardigan.” – Lisa on Allison’s wardrobe selection of that day.
“Oops! It’s been cancelled!” – Lisa on the cancellation of Medium.
“I felt like I was walking into the lions’ den… Camille asked Allison and D.D. to come in for the kill…” – Faye on what she felt about entering Camille’s house.
“Allison was knocking back the witches’ brew!” Lisa on Allison downing the tubs of alcohol as if it were Kool-Aid.
“If she was so psychic, why didn’t she see what Kelsey was doing to Camille as we sat there?” – Taylor asking the million dollar question since the show aired of Allison’s validity.
“Well, of course people are catty with Camille, otherwise you cannot be around her.” – Faye on Camille’s comment on women are always catty around her.
“I was surpised that Taylor stepped up. I wish she could do that a little bit more with her husband. That kind of conviction would be great in her marriage.” – Adrienne speaking truth on Taylor’s marriage.
Also, there was a ton of new craziness spilling out of Allison DuBois’s mouth and it would take five to ten different posts to compile the atrocities and make sense of them. But Bravo did say that she was asked to come and do an interview like Faye was given, but DuBois declined. “Politely” according to Bravo. At least she was given a chance.
So that was the end (for real this time) of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills first season. See you guys this fall, but until then, let your voices be heard below! Was there a quote I left out? An observation you want to elaborate on? Speak on it!
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I didn't like the real Allison DuBois in Part 1 of the Dinner Party from Hell, but now that I have seen the extended version, I really cannot stomach that woman; I wanted to crawl into the TV and pull her hair and worse! Glad her show got cancelled, although I liked the woman who played her. Honestly, I don't think she is psychic at all…just a psyho 'B'.
Still don't like Camille and her coy little way. I like ALL the other women. Allison is low class.
The real story here is Taylor, how she became close to Camille and fed her information. She told Camille that the gals were going to gang up on her. Taylor needs to be called out, but whenever Kim tries, Kyle shuts her off.
The real story here is Taylor, how she became close to Camille and fed her information. She told Camille that the gals were going to gang up on her. Taylor needs to be called out, but whenever Kim tries, Kyle shuts her off.
The real story here is Taylor, how she became close to Camille and fed her information. She told Camille that the gals were going to gang up on her. Taylor needs to be called out, but whenever Kim tries, Kyle shuts her off.
I appreciated this evenings producer cuts. I wonder how much more footage there is. 4 hours worth if I recall correctly. LOL.. Any way we can see it?
I like how that medium told Kim she was a gal full of lots of fun. She replied 'Oh. wow. Thank you'. From then on it sent downhill.
I agree with Queenie up there. Kyle was granted permission to bring a friend to this dinner. I have racked my brain trying to understand Camille. I just cant figure how she connects her dots. Shes a very strange broad. Very stuck on herself. All those looks of pure evil and delight at the cost of pain in her guests were atrocious. The smell of victory on the rose. What the hell was that?? Truly one sickening broad.
The medium: I gag as I give space in my brain for that train wreck. Her hand gestures . I saw that before, but didnt say anything. I am a man. I know dam well what that meant. Men do that to other men. Is that part of being a self proclaimed alpha chic? Is she wanting to be a dude? Its Hollywood. I had to ask. I think its the only way she can hide from the world at large. Have a sex change. Go ahead baby, we wont mind. She damaged a very delicate feminine part of the brain in front of billions. Freakin bag of puss. That broad needs to understand more about death. What it really is. It should touch her, then she'd rebalance herself .
One more thing. When my guests leave, I walk them to the door. Camille stood there in her dilusional surge of princess pretend power watching Kim trying to maintain a graceful exist. Tripping over the vipers forayer crap. I've said it before, Kim is the one true class act in the joint. Even upon leaving, she says 'thank you for a wonderful time'. Yes indeedy Kim. We thank you too for being a feminine lady.
JDG
well well. the final footage revealed a thing or two. unfortunately my feelings remain the same. how odd. i am usually the first person to try and see another side and forgive someone for their blunders. but, as i sit here, i am still horrified by the medium, and camille. cant help it. taylor girl.. you been found out it seems. lisa knew it all along, kept trying to get you to own up or something.
why would the medium talk about sticking something up kyles rump?!! that is just nasty! and then referring about the size! tacky tacky tacky!! i think kyle should sue for damages. and you know what? Maricio is just a personality that is open and infectious. it dont mean hes having affairs with invisible nannys at his house ???? oh! and the thing saying something about kyle at end of her life!??? sue kyle!! sue her! Kyle is still my fave… love the way she fought the ex-medium. yes, i believe she lost her gifts that evening. God took them back. I wisht Faye would of boxed her ears! but she wasnt close enough. darn it. Love the way all the ladies pulled each other outta that hell house. now, that is friendship. and jealous??? hey stupid.. there is nothing, nada to be jealous of camille. u aint all that babe. kyle is WAY more gorgeous inside and out. her fire scares you i betcha