They say people can be weird, but sometimes, they can be downright creepy. While we often hear about men being the ones to cross the line, let’s not pretend women are incapable of making people’s skin crawl. From entering through a cat door to stalking and even obsessively sniffing men, some women do scary things, too.
One Redditor recently asked men what makes a woman creepy, and well… some of these stories belong in a psychological thriller rather than real life.
More info: Reddit
#1
Friend showed me a video of her drunk (she’s a massive a-hole when drunk, Jekyll into Hyde) on vacation with friends, there’s a guy cowering crouched on the floor with his hands over his head screaming “help, get her off me!” while she danced around him in a circle attempting to use him as a pole. Everyone in the video was laughing, my friend was laughing while she showed me it. I called her out for straight up s*xual a*****t on the guy, told her it was clear from his panicked voice that it wasn’t some joke and he didn’t want her touching him, he screamed for help for the whole 2min video. Stopped being friends with her. Life’s a 2-way street, guys deserve physical autonomy and safety as much as women.
#2
Went on a few dates with a cop. She asked me if I was free one night, but I had plans. Driving to a friend’s house later that evening, guess who pulled me over. She wanted to know why I told her I was busy when I was obviously free. Pretty creepy in my opinion.
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#3
I worked at as a assistant manager skate shop in a mall years ago and had a 16 year old sales kid who kept hitting on me (I was 20 at the time). She kept saying pretty inappropriate things even when I had asked her to stop but my manager/regional manager thought I was joking, one kicker was we were behind the register and I was taking some things out of a box when she ran her nails on my back, immediately contacted our manager who straight up did not believe me and took her side. Next day sales kid cornered me in the back room trying to “tell me a secret” me when the manager came in on their off day and saw it all play out, she was immediately fired on the spot. I quit about a month later since it sucked not being believed no matter how many times I said something.
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#4
As a gay man, the women who think they can change me.
Happened once with this young woman my age. She kept touching, while drunk. I told her to stop. She yelled “I can change you!” And Leaned in for a kiss, which I blocked with my opened palm.
Her friend smacked the back of my head and told me to stop.
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#5
Showing up at my door at 12:30am on a weekday, ringing the doorbell and banging on the door because I didn’t answer her texts and calls (I was sleeping).
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#6
Go to mom’s house, tell her that she’s my girlfriend, befriend her to the point where they become best friends, and while I’m deployed with no communication to the outside world whatsoever, and without me ever giving her the address to my mom’s house. And only after I saw you twice in my life and only hooked up once.
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#7
When you get married having discussed (many times) a life without kids… and you find prenatal vitamins and a book titled “before you conceive” hidden in your closet.
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#8
Showing up to my work, house and when ***im f*****g shopping*** to beg me to take her back and forgive her for cheating. It’s been 7 years, leave me the f**k alone.
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#9
Dear lady I met at the bar, I’m glad you liked the way I smelt. Dragging each of your friends one by one to me throughout the rest of the night and trying to get them to smell me was kinda creepy. Trying to stick your head into my taxi so you could smell me one last time before I left was too creepy.
Edit: At no point in the evening did I think I smelt particularly good. I don’t think her friends even really agreed with her.
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#10
She said we were fated to be together. Because we were the same age (older students) in uni. Conveniently forgot there were other older students as well of the same age.
Sent me multiple texts on how we were meant for each other. Despite me saying I had a gf. Demanded pics of the gf as proof.
Blocked her. She spent the next few years trying to stalk me. Trying to find my place of work so she could apply to the same place. Trying to find where I lived so she could move here.
All because I was nice to her one time when she needed help. (Locked out of apartment so I said I help to call for the locksmith).
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#11
I had a girl that would hop my fence in the backyard and silently watch me watch tv. That’s creepy.
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#12
About a year ago, a woman at the Arby’s drive thru creeped me out. She asked me if I wanted to hang out, and I said no. She asked me multiple times more, and I kept saying no. At that point, she even stuck her face and arm out the window in a clear attempt to pull me in for a kiss. I rolled up my window on her and her (female) coworker shoved her off and gave me my food. I made a complaint about it and (thankfully) had the heroic woman’s info to name drop, and she voucher for me. The female creep was actually held accountable and fired!
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#13
Crawling through a cat door because you ended the relationship 😒.
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#14
Ex girlfriend, lying in bed , casually turns over, looks me dead in the eye and says ” I wish I could k**l you, drain all the blood from your body and keep you in a refrigerator to preserve you and whenever I want to, I’ll just take you out for cuddles and put you back when I’m done”.
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#15
When you crash your car in a snowstorm and a woman takes you home to her house and looks after you and tells you the phone lines are down and then won’t let you leave until Misery is reborn again..
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#16
I’ll add a niche one
Women that mention wanting to have “mixed babies” with me.
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#17
Had a girl make me “cookies” once. She said she used her period blood. I don’t think she actually did but it was weird. And I’m into some weird s**t.
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#18
I’m 60 so this happened before cell phones lol. Had a girlfriend that timed how long it took to get to my place from her house. If I left her place and didn’t pick up the phone at the exact time I should have been home, she’d go batty and accuse me of cheating. I mean I only stopped to pick up a soda. It took maybe 5 minutes!
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#19
72 phone calls in a 2 day period. I speak from personal experience.
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#20
Calling me daddy or any kind of put on infantilism.
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#21
Sharing too many details of their messed up life after just meeting. I was swimming at my complex’s pool a few years back on an insanely hot day. Pool was packed.
A young woman proceeded to start a friendly convo but then she told me where she was from and her difficult family life within 5 mins of meeting her lol. About 10 mins in she asked which building I lived in, I lied and stayed vague about my apartment address 😅
Another 10 mins later and she finally gets a hint that I’m not really interested in her and proceeds to make it insanely awkward by asking me if she was bothering me. I essentially said “Yeah kinda, I was just trying to swim a few laps and mind my own business” and she looked distraught.
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#22
Women who make their entire personality about babies.
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#23
I’ll get the ball rolling…
I dated a woman who threw her phone through my living room window because I hadn’t called her that night. Creepy.
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#24
I’ve had a woman ask me about my s***m count on the first date. She also sent me a music playlist of about 60 songs based on the taste she thought I’d have. Didn’t match.
She also sucked the water out of the tea bag after use.
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#25
Knew a guy who had an ex break into his house to watch him sleep…
#26
If she assumed that we are already deeply in love on the first date, that would creep me out.
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#27
When she falls head over heels for a new guy every week my best friend does that and it kinda weirds me out sometimes.
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