What’s black, white, and funny? Our preferred answer would be ‘this text!‘, but we’ll see about that in a couple more sentences. For now, let’s stick with a ‘panda‘ for an answer, which isn’t any less humorous if you’d ask us. Although we’re definitely not a band of clairvoyants here, there’s still a slight chance that we’ll guess this correctly – right about now, all you can think of and the image you see in your head most clearly is a fuzzy, adorable panda. Did we guess it right? Well, if not, here’s a list of panda puns that will make you think of the monochromous bears. After reading all 98 of them, our prophecy is bound to become apparent!
Yup, we’re continuing with our promise to deliver an article on each possible topic for puns – no stones unturned here. Of course, our top priority was to honor our namesake brethren and come up with a list of clever puns dedicated solely to pandas. And that’s what we did! Now, you can read all about these aloof animals in the most entertaining way. Which is, without a question, funny puns. Of course, being hilarious isn’t the only purpose of these wordplays, as they are also highly educational. You’re about to find out how panda bears make pancakes, in what fashion they roll down the hills most often, and even become acquainted with their social habits. That is as awkward as our own, as it turns out.
But, enough with introductions – nothing beats a first-hand experience, especially the one of reading creative puns. So, to finally reach the tasty part, you’re going to have to scroll just a little bit further, but then all your efforts will be repaid in double. With the currency being hilariously funny, panda puns! Vote for the ones you’ve liked the best, add in your own if we missed any of the good ones, and share this article with your friends, foes, neighbors, and your local barista.
#1
If you’ve ever wondered how pandas cook their dinner, they use a pan. Duhhh.
#2
The panda’s jokes were not good.
In fact, they were pretty unbearable.
#3
What do a zebra and a panda have in common?
The answer is pretty black and white.
#4
What do you call a male panda?
Amanda!
#5
What do pandas drink?
Bambooze.
#6
What did the panda say when it got overcharged for dinner?
I’ve been bamboozled!
#7
On Halloween, pandas scare each other by shouting bam-BOO!
#8
The difference between a panda and a polar bear is about 1,000 miles.
#9
Pandas get to the hospital in bamboo-lances.
#10
Pandas are so lazy, they only do the bear minimum.
#11
What does a panda say before leaving?
“I’ll be white black.”
#12
Why do panda bears have a hairy coat?
Fur protection.
#13
What did the panda say when his friend got a bad haircut?
“Don’t worry; it’s not furever. Plus, I bearely even notice a difference.”
#14
Most people do not want to live with their families past a certain age because of the need for space and indepandance.
#15
The bear decides to quit its job in the zoo because it is a mere panda-monium.
#16
What happened when two pandas got into a fight?
They both got bambooboos!
#17
Pandas don’t get confused. They get bamboozled.
#18
On average, a panda feeds for approximately 12 hours a day. It’s the same with humans under quarantine.
That’s why it’s called a “Pandemic”.
#19
What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?
It was pandamonium out there!
#20
Pandas are endangered because bamboo shoots.
#21
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
#22
Why do pandas have fur coats?
Because they’d look silly in denim jackets.
#23
Why do pandas like old movies?
They’re in black and white.
#24
You only need two letters to spell panda.
P, and, A.
#25
That panda walks on his own a lot. She’s very inde-panda-nt!
#26
What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A panda stuck in a revolving door.
#27
What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
A panda-emic.
#28
What is the special nickname the panda gave to his girlfriend?
He calls her his bam-boo.
#29
What’s a panda’s favorite dessert?
Blue-beary pie.
#30
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
#31
Why aren’t pandas allowed into restaurants?
Everyone knows a panda eats shoots and leaves.
#32
What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller-skates.
#33
What did the panda pack in her suitcase?
The bear necessities.
#34
What do you call a Paris street performer wearing a black and white shirt?
Panda-mime.
#35
When panda bears rob banks, they always wear a pandana!
#36
A panda bear’s favorite breakfast is panda-cakes.
#37
If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is, he’ll say the panda-creas.
#38
I hope you have a stu-panda-ous day today!
#39
One panda bear said to the other, “I’ve never met herbivore!”
#40
What goes black-and-white-ha-ha?
The panda that pushed him.
#41
How many Pandas does it take to change a lightbulb? The Pandas will get back to you on that, as soon as they can find a store that sells clothing in lightbulb sizes.
#42
When the journalist was reporting, the director decided to panda camera slowly to the right to capture what was going on at the background.
#43
Pandas find it absolutely unbearable when they’re forced to move from their natural habitat.
#44
There was a panda with a slight stutter.
It’s a story that bears repeating.
#45
What is black and white with red dots?
A panda with chickenpox.
#46
Why couldn’t the panda cub leave its mama?
He simply couldn’t bear it.
#47
What did the panda bear say after looking at his GPS?
“Give me a second to get my bearings!”
#48
What’s a panda’s favorite thing to draw?
A self pawtrait!
#49
What’s a panda bear’s favorite after-school activity?
Cub Scouts!
#50
Who’s a panda bear’s favorite poet?
William Shakesbeare.
#51
What did the pessimistic panda say?
“It’s just not pawsible!”
#52
What happens when you let a panda eat some NH4+?
Pandamonium!
#53
What do a zoo owner and a Python data analyst have in common?
They both import pandas.
#54
When the panda was forced out of habitant by the loggers, he found life so un-bear-able.
#55
All of a sudden, all hell broke lose and we were wondering who opened the pandaoras box.
#56
How do pandas manage to save money printing photos?
Most of their photos are black and white.
#57
What’s black and white and green all over?
A panda with grass stains from sliding down a hill.
#58
Living in China for a few years expandad my world-view.
#59
The panda lost his dinner.
He was totally bamboozled.
#60
What do you call a bear that doesn’t want to grow up?
Peter Panda.
#61
I’ve got to pand it to you, you did a great job today!
#62
What should a sick panda do to get better?
Take some pandadol!
#63
What did the panda bear say when he had to relay an unhappy message?
“I hate to be the bearer of bad news!”
#64
What’s black and white and stands in the corner?
A naughty panda.
#65
What’s black and white and very noisy?
A panda with a set of drums.
#66
What’s black and white and bounces?
A rubber panda.
#67
When you live in a different environment for a while, you will see your worldview expandad.
#68
The best way to apologize to a panda is to bear your heart and soul out to them.
#69
Within a few weeks, the unassuming disease had spread all over and become panda-emic.
#70
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-Boo!!!
#71
What will be the consequence if they decide to plant a bamboo plant there in the forest?
Can’t say for sure, but there will be a pandamonium out there at any cost.
#72
Today, I saw twin pandas.
That bears repeating.
#73
Why did the panda quit his job?
He was getting bear minimum wage.
#74
Did you hear about the party that the bears threw last night?
It was panda-monium!
#75
One panda asked another if they were friends.
Just bearly, he answered.
#76
If a panda gets sick, they should take some pandadol!
#77
What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
#78
What’s a panda’s biggest life regret?
It never had a selfie in color.
#79
What is black, white, and blue?
A sad panda.
#80
What is black and white and striped?
A panda in pajamas.
#81
How do pandas prefer to travel?
On a bear-o-plane.
#82
You don’t think these panda bear puns are funny?
Bear with me; they get beary funny soon!
#83
What’s black and white and goes up and down?
A panda who’s stuck in a lift.
#84
In today’s environment, there is no one who is ex-panda-ble. Everybody is significant and supposed to be heard.
#85
I asked a panda if he was my friend.
He said, “Just nearly.”
#86
What’s black and white with red spots?
A panda with the measles.
#87
What’s black and white, got four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on holiday.
#88
What’s black and white and yellow?
A cowardly panda.
#89
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
I’m a panda!
#90
What do you call a panda with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
#91
One way of describing the panda is by focusing on the legs and saying it has four furry appandages that it uses for walking and climbing.
#92
What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A panda that’s fallen in cement.
#93
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!
#94
What do you get if you cross a panda bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
#95
Why do pandas usually hold strong opinions?
They’re black and white creatures.
#96
In the 1960s, 70s, and 80s, the fashion was centered on suspandas that people wore to keep their pants from slipping down.
#97
Unicorns are so last year. Time to be a pandicorn.
#98
If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is, what will he say?
His panda-creas.
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