We Need a Feature Film about Connie Hamzy

Connie Hamzy deserves a movie.   In case you don’t know the name, she is the Queen of the classic rock super groupie culture. The movie would be amazing with details of Connie’s double life – substitute teacher and legendary nymphomaniac with a focus on rock stars. Grand Funk Railroad’s “We Are An American Band” could be on soundtrack. And songs by Led Zepplin, etc. Some of the film’s highlights could be: –

She’s still with the band – Let’s spend the Night Together book and documentary – her first intimate experience with a famous rocker, Steppenwolf? – what really happened with former President Bill Clinton? Did she flash him or did they arrange a tryst that was interrupted? – the story could detail her tours with the Eagles, etc – why didn’t the Trump Presidential Campaign use her polygraph results to embarrass Hilary? – how and why she’s still back stage at many blank Arkansas concerts? – her most recent interviews show no remorse or regret, have to admire how she owns up to her actions Who would play her on the big screen?

She has suggested Director who could bring the right humor sans desperation to her story? Who has named her in songs? Another reason is she probably needs the money. She’s over 60 and if you Google her net worth, no results are available. She has detailed her exploits in Cosmopolitan, Penthouse and Spin magazines. She has been interviewed by Howard Stern.

Question: would it show in theaters or go straight to video?

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