First the entire world went crazy about the British sense of humor. Then, there was good ol’ American comedy with brilliant stand-uppers. Russians are also notorious joke crackers that, let’s just say, may not be for everyone’s taste.
And here comes Scottish humor, which may in fact be one of the country’s finest exports. And no, we’re not talking comedy cellars—the perfect place for the Scots to crack their jokes is apparently, Twitter.
Yep, Scottish tweets are gloriously hilarious, like “maw bought aldi shower gel that smells like fairy liquid so I’ve been cutting about all day smelling like a f**ing plate” and they seem to be a perfect blend of practicality, wisdom and notoriousness.
So no wonder there are 750k members and counting on the Scottish People Twitter subreddit, which offers the best selection of wisdom bites posted from the land of Scots. Check out what’s on the plate today right below, as well as our part 1.
#1 Smee Again…

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#2 Armageddon On Thursday. Best Of Luck

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#3 Mocha At Starbucks

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#4 Amirite?

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#5 Frog

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#6 Rule Number Wan

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#7 This Is The Way

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#8 Soon …

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#9 Is Ur Brother Still A Vegetable?

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#10 New Literacy Program In Glasgow

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#11 The Dinnae Have Mouths

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#12 Making The Taxi Wait

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#13 Found The Culprit

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#14 Hope Lynda Will Be Wearing Full PPE

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#15 Yer Day Sells Avon And…

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#16 The Difference Between Cheshire And Scotland

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#17 Marketing 101

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#18 Dont Want To Piss Off The Scottish

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#19 Defnitly Gonna Steal Ur Willy

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#20 To Continue The Current Theme…

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#21 American’s And The Scottish Accent

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#22 HMS Kerry Newton

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#23 Did Ye, Aye?

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#24 What A Man

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#25 If It’s Any Higher Than 12 Degrees, It’s Taps Aff

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#26 Wouldn’t Expect Any Less From A Soulless Ginger

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#27 Suns Oot, Guns Oot

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#28 Good Doggie

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#29 Mental

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#30 Sturgeon Must Resign

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