Hey Pandas, What’s Your Worst Best Dad Joke?

What’s a dad joke you know that’s so bad… it’s good!

#1

How did you get that cut on your forehead?

I bit myself.

Don’t be ridiculous. How could you bite your own forehead?

I stood on a chair!

– from a children’s joke book I had in the 1970s.

#2

Why are iPhone chargers not called apple juice?

What Cheese is made backwards?

Edam

#3

My friend got crushed by a pile of books. She only had hershelf to blame