Hey Pandas, What’s Your Most Believable Conspiracy Theory? (Ended)

Hey Pandas! What’s your most believable conspiracy theory? In the light of COVID-19, there has been a raft of crazy and not-quite-so-crazy conspiracy theories floating around. So please dig deep and share the most believable with us all. If you want, you can use your up-votes for the believable and down-votes for the twaddle!

#1

Someone without a politic agenda and no competencies in politics at all rallies for the presidential office. Backed by millions who hardly care and live in a bubble vote for him, the rest believing someone who considers lies a legitimate way of communication could not become the most powerful person in the world. He wins the vote despite having not the majority of voters behind him. Four years later, the led nation has lost many former allies and much of its superiority whilst the societal problems have become suffocating. The society is not living a dream together anymore, but it deeply split. Still, the leader enjoys support of tens of millions even after a campaign in which political aims play no role anymore and his party, formerly representing half of the population, has become a mere person cult. Checks and balances are slowly stripped from the system. The only person to profit from this ultimately is the political leader himself. (To my defence, five years ago this would have been a very valid conspiracy theory.)

#2

One of my all-time favorite conspiracy theories, is the one about the Hollow Earth. There are many myths that talk about how we live on the outside of the planet, but there’s a whole different world on the inside (and they’re more technologically advanced too!)

#3

I’ll start things off with a common one – what do you think of it though, is it true or tosh? In December 1980 there were a number of sightings of mysterious lights in Rendlesham Forest, UK. The lights were reportedly witnessed by USAF personnel stationed at the nearby air force base, some of whom claim to have experienced a close encounter with an unidentifiable force. Following police and high-ranking USAF personnel reports the incident was dubbed the ‘UK Roswell’ with many likening the encounter to that of Roswell, NM in 1947. Were the lights nothing more than an illusion or was Britain visited by extra-terrestrials? Or was it just Santa?

#4

UFO’s aren’t from other planets but are really from the far distant future. They aren’t breeding alien human highbreads but are taking DNA, from their past to save the future.

#5

Snoke, in Star Wars, is mace windu, found by palpatine barely alive. Palpatine regrew his arm and reprogrammed his brain to be snoke

#6

We haven’t found any alien life in space, because there is some greater evil, and other life doesn’t want to alert it of their presence and/or location.

#7

The earth is round

#8

The reason we haven’t been visited by aliens is because ageing is a disease and Earth is under universal quarantine.

#9

Michael Jackson is still alive, he faked his death to try and live a less famous life

#10

Following a harbour collision which left the Titanic* with structural damage, they planned to scuttle the ship and take the insurance money. Everyone was supposed to be safely ferried to the Carpathia which was loaded with supplies for passengers. However, the ship sank way too fast and everyone accidentally died. Source: a few pissed crew members and deckhands who claimed there were shenanigans with the Titanic and its sister ship in the dock, following the harbour collision.

#11

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

My guess is MI6, personally. Or possibly the CIA working on US soil.

#12

When the COVID-19 virus came to the U.S., several parties within the current Regime believed that it could be weaponized against minority populations by selectively delaying actions that would have mitigated it’s spread. (The “plan”, such as it was, being to quietly alert those in majority White Republican areas to take proper safety precautions.) Unfortunately, the virus spread far more quickly than anticipated — and things were made worse because the current Occupier of the White House was unable or unwilling to grasp how it was *supposed* to work and kept sending conflicting signals to those who were *not* intended to get infected. Thus why we are where we are. (Prove me wrong…)

#13

CIA killed JFK
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_Kennedy_assassination_conspiracy_theory

#14

Joe Biden’s Democratic Convention speech was actually a hologram because they had to simulate him staying awake for 24 minutes.

#15

Homeschoolers are always dying to know what life is like in public school.

#16

Scientology. Seriously if you’ve never done any research into the Church of Scientology it gets pretty…………..interesting………..I can’t pick a better word at the moment.

#17

The Hivehand and the Alien Grunt from Half-Life are the same species. The female uses the male as a way of movement and protection, and the male uses the female’s offspring as weaponry. A bonus theory i’m gonna throw in is that The Man in The Yellow Hat from Curious George and the zookeeper from Zoo Tycoon 2 are the same person.

#18

Mine is about the attack of the twin towers on 9/11. I believe the attacks were planned. I feel like there is some conspiracy against government worldwide, and they’re going to attack a series of significant buildings to strike against them. But I also think the Americans planned it and tricked the suicide bombers into thinking it would be good for them, when the blame was just placed on them. sorry it’s probably stupid. thanks for listening.

#19

The moon landing I know it’s popular but, I’m the video we are shown the flag is waving. Space is a vacuum and it should not be able to wave in space. The way the sun is shining is also incorrect for that given date it is in the wrong direction.

#20

I don’t really have one.. But if I had to toss one down, maybe the moon landing? Like it was fake and a movie set up. Lol I doubt it though.. I believe its real. 😌😅 hahaha.