Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favourite Low-Stakes Conspiracy Theory? (Closed)

Share the Conspiracy theories that you swear by that don’t have major implications.

#1

Big vegetable wants us to eat more Vegetables because they want us to be healthier so we can live longer and buy more Vegetables

#2

Area 51 is just used to draw attention away from other bases that are performing more secretive projects.

#3

The makers of carpet shampoo- for those carpet cleaning machines- make shampoo that turns dark after use so the consumer thinks it is getting a LOT of dirt up.

#4

I’m totally into considering the whole; we’re in a simulation/black hole thing.

#5

That no one truly likes mayo, they all just pretend to like mayo to make potato salad sell more easily.

#6

I think that some colleges inflate their listed tuition to make their financial aid look better. This is specifically targeted at non prestigious private schools “charging” $40k a year, but 99% of their students get financial aid