Don’t be too specific.
#1
In front of her entire family: ‘Can I take your cherry?’
I was referring to black cherry on top of her desert!
#2
“Are you interested in being gay?”
I mean, it worked.
#3
Finally works up enough courage:
“Hi, I’m hhthfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”….
Avoids her for 3 months.
#4
It wasn’t something I said necessarily, but for some reason I sent him a f*****g panda emoji over text because it had been a couple days since we talked and I didn’t know what to do. So I sent. A. Panda.
#5
I said “is this your first time doing arson? Coz you set my heart on fire”
My friend told me the pickup line and after I said it I almost died lol
#6
I was trying to impress her with a lot of meaningless knowledge.
I looked the fool.
I’m not that smart.
#7
“I could stay up talking to you all night but I have school tomorrow.”
For context we go to the same school. And I literally just admitted that I really liked talking to him. Ugh. Really hope he didn’t pick up on that…
#8
“I’m gonna have to tell everyone that you got her pregnant. It’s the only way to piss her off.
#9
i was trying to send him the sad emoji cuz his dog died and instead i accidentally clicked the laughing Memoji and after clearing it up and saying it was an accident and stuff, i deleted all the memojis and avoided them for 2 weeks
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