Hey Pandas, What’s Something Strange That You’ve Overheard? (Closed)

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#1

“Why would you put ketchup on your couch before the date? Do it after!”

Oh the things you hear in high school

Hey Pandas, What’s Something Strange That You’ve Overheard? (Closed)

#2

Person 1: listen, John. you need to stay here.

(Supposedly) John: no way. I am not letting you do this. you could get killed

Person 1: fine. just stay close. I don’t want this to end badly.

heard while walking along a ledge overlooking train-tracks. both voices were supposedly male. If you’ll excuse me, I have to write a story about this now.

#3

mine is: “whaddaya mean one plus one is two…?!” it was a joke I think