Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Pickup Line You’ve Ever Heard? (Closed)

Tell me how it went down to, please. I want DRAMA.

#1

Either no one has ever flirted with me or I am incapable of recognizing it.

#2

A nerd walked up to me and said
Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!

#3

“Hey. Wanna be friends?”
Sorry, but that’s not how you want to start a conversation. The gesture is cute, but that’s what a needy person would ask. Also, I don’t understand if the person was trying to hit on me or was just looking to make friends with people they don’t know.

#4

“My wife cheated on me. Wanna help me get back at her?” Hard pass!