It’s self explanatory!
#1
Them: “I’m going to run to the store real quick”
Me: “Why dont you take the car, it’s much faster than running”
OR
Them: “I’m going to jump in the shower”
Me: “That doesn’t sound safe, maybe just step in like normal”
#2
How many people does it take to skrew in a lightbulb?
None. Its a LIGHT bulb!
#3
I got you a Toyota! What, you’re looking for the car? No, it’s a TOY YODA.
#4
What kind of music do windmills like? They’re big metal fans.
#5
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
#6
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but they don’t work.
#7
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
#8
Have you heard the song Dynamite by BTS? Its kinda bomb :>
#9
whenever someone asks me how my day was i say-
i had a sans-ational day today.
if you hadn’t guessed i love undertale or more specifically sans and the sans aus.
#10
Dude 1: Want to hear a construction joke?
Dude 2: Sure!
Dude 1: Nvm, Im still working on it.
#11
We used to have one Security Operations Centre, but now there are two.
It’s a pair of SOCs.
#12
My friend would tell me this one all the time, I think he forgets that I remember him telling it to me so I go along with it and pretend like I haven’t heard it to make him feel better lol
What do mermaids use to wash their hair
TiDe!
#13
i dont want to tell you because im not punny
#14
Have you met the new Irish hairdresser?…. Tim O’Taye
How much does an Irish person pay for shampoo in London…. Pound-Ten
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