Buckle up, everyone, we’re about to have a Thanksgiving ride! The title speaks for itself. Call it a seasonal family comedy drama with action elements and a totally unpredictable ending.
Introverts may take it as a horror movie, thanks to the four walls without a possibility to exit and a bunch of people throwing ‘what are you doing with your life’-sorta questions at you. For those who are introducing their partners to the family, it may feel like a romantic movie until an uncle makes an inappropriate comment. But for the most part it’s a wild cooking show with special effects. Just think of how many charcoal turkeys, shattered ovens, dropped pumpkin pies, and whatnot there will be across the country. I’ll just leave it here.
For those wondering how come we still love Thanksgiving so much, it’s basically the only thing that gets our families together. We may argue over politics, vaccines, housing prices, and whatnot, but hey, we love each other and that’s what matters. Plus, we stuff our bellies.
So just in time for Thanksgiving, we have a special treat for you—this dramatic list of funny Thanksgiving failures that’s basically a to-do list of “what not to do.” Enjoy!
#1 Cut A Lemon In Half And Place It Under Turkey Skin To Lighten The Mood This Thanksgiving
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#2 I’m Not Sad I’m Working Thanksgiving, I’m Sad My Donut Shop Is Closed
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#3 Traditions
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#4 Last Year My Brother Had To Work On Thanksgiving. He Asked Me To Save Him A Little Bit Of Everything
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#5 My 17 Year Old Cousin Made This For The Family Thanksgiving Party. Took Me A Good 30 Minutes To Notice
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#6 I Think The Neighbor’s Turkey Is Done
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#7 Carving The Turkey
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#8 Got Snowed In So We Had To Work With What We Had. I Present Meatloaf “Turkey”, Complete With Little Smokie Stuffing. Happy Thanksgiving Y’all
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#9 Someone Asked Me What I Use To Marinate My Turkey, I Told Them I Use The Marinating Drawer In The Fridge… Why, What Do You Use?
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#10 Thanksgiving Dinner Was Lit
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#11 Happy Thanksgiving From My Little Sisters First Ever Turkey
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#12 Spent Thanksgiving Morning In ER Because I Had Sharp Pains In My Belly Area. Turns Out I Have An Ovarian Cyst. In The Spirit Of Giving Enjoy A Pic Of Me Doped Up On Morphine. Happy Thanksgiving
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#13 Yes, A Happy Thanksgiving To All
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#14 I Removed The Skin Before Carving My Turkey And Made A Thanksgiving Burrito
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#15 Jell-O Shot Casserole: Because I’m Too Lazy To Do Individual Shot Glasses. It’s The Perfect Thanksgiving Tradition
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#16 I Call This Performance Piece “Thanksgiving Eve”
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#17 Merry Thanksgiving
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#18 Thanksgiving Delight
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#19 Happy Thanksgiving
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#20 A Thanksgiving Classic
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#21 Thanksgiving Is Cancelled
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#22 Happy Thanksgiving
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#23 Thanksgiving Fail. Someone Order The Pizza
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#24 The Turkeys Might Have Been Burned But The Laughter And The Company Were All That Mattered. Happy Thanksgiving
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#25 My Grocery Store Sells These Beauties
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#26 Everyone Complains About Their Family After Thanksgiving, But Mine Truly Are Monsters
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#27 Stayed Up Until 4 Am Baking My First Fully From Scratch Apple Pie For Thanksgiving. Stayed Up Until 4:30 Am Having A Breakdown Over Dropping It
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#28 The Turkey My Wife Bought For Thanksgiving
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#29 My Friend Dropped His Thanksgiving Turkey
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#30 Our Thanksgiving Cake
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#31 My Thanksgiving Monstrosity
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#32 Dog Pulled The Turkey Off The Counter And Shattered The Glass Dish It Was In
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#33 Spent 4 Hours In The Emergency Room On Thanksgiving Day. Today I Received The Post-Insurance Bill. Screw American Healthcare
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#34 Why, Of All Days, On Thanksgiving
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#35 Happy Thanksgiving
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#36 My Apartment Building Burned Down This Afternoon. Happy Thanksgiving I Guess
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#37 My Cat Ruined Thanksgiving
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#38 First Year Mom Trusted Me With The Turkey
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#39 My “Family-Oriented” Company Provided Thanksgiving Dinner Since They Couldn’t Bother To Let Us Go Home
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#40 Thanksgiving 2019, Have I Hit Rock Bottom?
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#41 Anyone Want A Slice Of The Turdkey Cake?
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#42 I Tried
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#43 The Fruit Tart My Wife Made From Scratch. Happy Thanksgiving
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#44 The Way My Roommate Ate This Pie I Bought For Thanksgiving
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#45 It’s Not Truly Thanksgiving Until Heather Drops A Cheesecake In The Floor
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#46 Just An Fyi – These Are My 2 1/2 Hour Baked Biscuits. Easy Baking Instructions – Put Biscuits In Oven Then Leave For 2 1/2 Hours Then Come Home To A Smokey House
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#47 Really Looking Forward To Some Custard Pumpkin Pie For Thanksgiving
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#48 These Were Supposed To Be Mini Pumpkin Pies, However, The Crust Crumbled On Every Single One When I Pulled Them Out Of The Pan
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#49 I Think Someone Was Not Pleased With His Share Of The Thanksgiving Turkey
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#50 It’s A Good Sign You Ruined Thanksgiving When The Bird Comes Out Of The Oven Looking Like The Iceman Ötzi
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#51 I Made This All For Friends That Rsvp’d. No One Showed Up. :-/
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