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We all love them, and most have encountered their own shower thought questions. Questions that would never come up in your daily conversation. These rhetorical questions bend the mind as we think of the correct answer. And you’re not the only one thinking about them.
There is a whole Reddit shower thoughts group that discusses such questions. Most are funny. These are thoughts and questions that only a shower could create:
“What obvious invention has not yet been made?”
“Soup is a drink.”
However, it’s the funny shower thoughts that took the subreddit by storm.
Below, we have compiled the shower thought questions that will be much more relatable than you think. Want to learn more about the secret behind these thoughts and why we have them?
Well, stroll through the post and read the funny, profound, and crazy shower thoughts people had.
What Are Shower Thoughts?
If you have never been on the subreddit yourself, the idea behind shower thoughts is relatively simple: We are most relaxed in the shower.
Maybe after a hard day at work or just needing to refresh a bit, you get to relax for a moment. In that moment, we get thoughts. “What’s the true taste of water?” Shower thought questions don’t always need to be logical. They can be confusing and are, for the most part.
#1 Shower Thoughts About Music
Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.
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#2 Shower Thoughts About Rebooting
“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?”
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#3 Shower Thoughts About Plants
Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume
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#4 Shower Thoughts About Cameras
Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can’t get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
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#5 Shower Thoughts About History
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
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#6 Shower Thoughts About Intentions
Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you’re criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
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#7 Shower Thoughts About Being Naive
As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.
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#8 Shower Thoughts About Olympics
The Olympics should have a ‘For Fun’ section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.
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#9 Shower Thoughts About Height
Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it’d be insulting.
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#10 Shower Thoughts About Aliens
What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we’re here but they’ve agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.
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#11 Shower Thoughts On Being Late
If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for work.
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#12 Shower Thoughts About Rent And Food
If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years, I’d do anything they ask of me. But I complained every time I took the trash out while living at my parent’s house.
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#13 Shower Thoughts About Moon Landing
Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.
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#14 Shower Thoughts About Words
When you say ‘Forward’ or ‘Back’, your lips move in those directions.
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#15 Shower Thoughts About Photos
Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.
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#16 Shower Thoughts About Waking Up
I’ve woken up over 10,000 times and I’m still not used to it
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#17 Shower Thoughts About Corporations
Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.
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#18 Shower Thoughts About Prices
When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they’re just admitting they were overcharging me.
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#19 Shower Thoughts About Dream Jobs
Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going to work everyday.
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#20 Shower Thoughts About Christmas
Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday.
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#21 Shower Thoughts About Braille
“DO NOT TOUCH” would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.
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#22 Shower Thoughts About Liking Yourself
After years of disliking the way i look, only now i realize I’m not ugly, I’m just not my type.
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#23 Shower Thoughts About Ancient Civilizations
We talk about Ancient Romans like they were basically all the same, but the civilization lasted almost 1000 years. That’s like saying people in 2016 and 1016 are basically the same.
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#24 Shower Thoughts About Technology
Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can’t perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.
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#25 Shower Thoughts About Good Looking People
People who are goodlooking but have terrible personalities are basically real life click baits.
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#26 Shower Thoughts About Future
Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.
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#27 Shower Thoughts About Changing Future
When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.
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#28 Shower Thoughts About Drinking
When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
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#29 Shower Thoughts About Board Games
There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
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#30 Shower Thoughts About Baking
When I bake bread, I give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses.
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#31 Shower Thoughts About Gym Membership
Gyms should have memberships where your fee goes down based on how often you go.
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#32 Shower Thoughts About Australian Wildlife
If the movie “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” took place in Australia, those kids would have died real f**king quick.
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#33 Shower Thoughts About Dog Intelligence
My dog understand several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.
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#34 Shower Thoughts About Clickbait
I recognize click bait almost every time, but still want to know what that child celebrity looks like today.
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#35 Shower Thoughts About Fire
Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.
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#36 Shower Thoughts On Driver’s License
I mostly use my driver’s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
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#37 Shower Thoughts About Online Dating
If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.
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#38 Shower Thoughts About Timing
Someone who says “I’ll be there in 6 minutes” will normally arrive before someone who says “I will be there in 5 minutes”.
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#39 Shower Thoughts About Aliens
If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them.
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#40 Shower Thoughts About Actors
Every time a character dies on a TV show I just feel bad for the actor who pretty much just got fired in front of us.
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#41 Funny Shower Thoughts
At age 25 if a friend tells me they’re pregnant I don’t know whether to say “oh shit!” Or “congratulations!”
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#42 Funny Shower Thoughts
It’s sad that having real ingredients in food products is a selling point.
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#43 Funny Shower Thoughts
A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won’t let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won’t let her go, people will likely get concerned.
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#44 Funny Shower Thoughts
UPS will leave a $900 video card on my porch without even knocking but I have to sign for a $10 pizza
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#45 Funny Shower Thoughts
I don’t know a single person who would want a thinner phone over a few hours of extra battery life.
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#46 Funny Shower Thoughts
Earth is like a guy who knows exactly where to stand next to a bonfire.
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#47 Funny Shower Thoughts
We stick kids in classrooms 7 hours a day, give them another few hours of homework, actively discourage them from playing outside, and then wonder why kids today are so out of shape.
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#48 Funny Shower Thoughts
The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a wine bottle corkscrew on their army knife.
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#49 Funny Shower Thoughts
My 15 year old self would be appalled to hear how many times I’ve chosen sleep over s*x.
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#50 Funny Shower Thoughts
Cemeteries would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on the headstone.
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#51 Funny Shower Thoughts
April Fool’s Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.
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#52 Funny Shower Thoughts
History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.
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#53 Funny Shower Thoughts
Sleep should be rolled over. Like “Oh, you got 20 hours of sleep today? Cool man, you don’t need sleep for the next three days.”
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#54 Funny Shower Thoughts
Snapchat is ruining all the progress we made on getting people to take horizontal videos
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#55 Funny Shower Thoughts
If cats had wings,they’d still just lay there.
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#56 Funny Shower Thoughts
1984-2000 seems a very long time compared to 2000-2016.
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#57 Funny Shower Thoughts
The fact that I can’t recognize my co-workers outside of uniform 85% of the time, tells me superman knows exactly what he’s doing.
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#58 Funny Shower Thoughts
When drone technology becomes cheap enough, hands-free umbrellas are gonna be the s**t.
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#59 Funny Shower Thoughts
Taxes are like a subscription to your Country that you can’t cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.
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#60 Funny Shower Thoughts
Some women want their outfit to be noticed. As a male, I would prefer nobody noticing it so I can still wear it the next day.
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#61 Funny Shower Thoughts
When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.
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#62 Funny Shower Thoughts
Your dog doesn’t know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.
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#63 Funny Shower Thoughts
Car horns should only be allowed to be in pitches C, E, and G, so whenever two people honk at the same time it will be in harmony and traffic jams will sound like symphonies.
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#64 Funny Shower Thoughts
I’m glad dogs can’t read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they don’t feel sad and left out.
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#65 Funny Shower Thoughts
The person who would proof read Hitler’s speeches was a grammar Nazi.
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#66 Funny Shower Thoughts
A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 people.
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#67 Funny Shower Thoughts
As a kid, 99.9% of the times I cried was due to physical pain. As an adult, 99.9% of the times I have cried was due to emotional pain.
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#68 Funny Shower Thoughts
If you had $1 for every year the universe has existed (approximately 13.8 billion years). You wouldn’t even make the top 50 on the Forbes list.
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#69 Funny Shower Thoughts
Siri or Cortana should say “uhm…” “uh…” “hm…” instead of showing a buffering animation.
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#70 Funny Shower Thoughts
An “unlimited minutes per month” phone plan really only gives you 44,640 minutes per month at best.
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#71 Funny Shower Thoughts
Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed.
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#72 Funny Shower Thoughts
Humans are really bad at recharging, it takes about 8 hours charge for 16 hours of use.
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#73 Funny Shower Thoughts
Big supermarkets should have baskets placed around the store for that moment when I realize I can’t carry another thing and should have got a baske.
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#74 Funny Shower Thoughts
Websites should post their password requirements on their login pages so I can remember WTF I needed to do to my normal password to make it work on their site.
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#75 Funny Shower Thoughts
Tobacco companies should be leading in the search for a cancer cure. The day after a cure is found, sales of cigarettes are going to go up by 500,000% from the millions of us that quit for health / longevity reasons.
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#76 Funny Shower Thoughts
It annoys the piss out of me that all cars’ turning signals tick at slightly different intervals.
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#77 Funny Shower Thoughts
I am 100% confident that if I ever hit a kid with my car, it will be because I’m staring at my speedometer in a school zone.
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#78 Funny Shower Thoughts
Scientists are adult kids stuck in the “why phase”.
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#79 Funny Shower Thoughts
I never realize how explicit my music is until my parents hear it in the car.
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#80 Funny Shower Thoughts
Clapping is just hitting your hands together repeatedly because you like something.
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#81 Funny Shower Thoughts
When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don’t think we are running from or to something.
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#82 Funny Shower Thoughts
In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.
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#83 Funny Shower Thoughts
It would be a good idea to have “The Price Is Right” with billionaires, just to see how out of touch they are.
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#84 Funny Shower Thoughts
Every time I check my pockets for my wallet, keys, and phone, I do 25% of the macarena.
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#85 Funny Shower Thoughts
We insult people by calling them a**holes, d**ks & pu**ies – some of the most important and essential body parts. We should be calling people we don’t like an appendix.
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#86 Funny Shower Thoughts
When the older generations says this generation is terrible, they’re really saying they sucked as parents.
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#87 Funny Shower Thoughts
“It’s not a pyramid scheme” is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes.
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#88 Funny Shower Thoughts
Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”?
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#89 Funny Shower Thoughts
If a stranger insults me, I’l probably ignore it, as their opinion is meaningless. If a stranger compliments me, I’ll probably treasure it, as their opinion is important.
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#90 Funny Shower Thoughts
The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.
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#91 Funny Shower Thoughts
The object of golf is to play the least amout of golf.
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#92 Funny Shower Thoughts
Almost every hand I’ve ever shaken has had a d**k in it.
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#93 Funny Shower Thoughts
The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
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#94 Funny Shower Thoughts
3G used to be the best thing going. Now, when my phone’s indicator says 3G, it pretty much functions like I have no signal at all.
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#95 Funny Shower Thoughts
The craziest prediction that the tv show “The Jetsons” made about life that far in the future was that a man could still support a middle class family of 4 by working in a factory.
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#96 Funny Shower Thoughts
Imagine how terrifying fire would be if it wasn’t a light source…
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#97 Funny Shower Thoughts
There exists a set of finite actions that, if I performed them in the correct order, would make me a millionaire in a day. I just don’t know what they are.
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#98 Funny Shower Thoughts
If opposites attract, I should be dating a gorgeous, billionaire supermodel that has a loving family.
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#99 Funny Shower Thoughts
The Viagra commercial says “make sure your heart is healthy enough for s*x”. That’s a really deep question if you think about it in a more metaphorical way.
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#100 Funny Shower Thoughts
Using solar panels to power an air conditioning unit is like using the Sun’s power against itself.
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#101 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
James Bond is going to need a Visa for his missions now.
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#102 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Bushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.
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#103 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
If I told you that it featured themes of bestiality, Stockholm Syndrome, slave labor, and a lynching, you would never guess ‘Beauty and the Beast’ is a kids movie.
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#104 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Apple has anorexia: it is obsessed with thinness which leads it to remove things people actually need.
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#105 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Dogs probably destroy shoes because they see humans put them on before they leave the house.
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#106 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
“Don’t kid yourself” would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.
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#107 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.
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#108 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
In normal English, execute and kill are synonyms, but on a computer, they’re antonyms.
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#109 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Students are stereotypically viewed as being lazy, but I worked ten times harder as a student than I do in my career now
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#110 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
“Where are you” is probably the least used phrase in sign language.
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#111 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
All marijuana is considered medical marijuana if you believe laughter is the best medicine.
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#112 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
I’ve seen my girlfriend’s butthole more times than I’ve ever seen mine.
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#113 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Depression is like being in an emotionally abusive relationship with your brain
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#114 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
It’s crazy that’s there’s this giant thing in the sky all the time that we’re not supposed to look at.
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#115 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Diabetes is one disease where a sugar pill isn’t a placebo.
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#116 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
We never wash our belts, but they are the first thing we touch after wiping our butts.
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#117 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
“Strap-on” spelled backwards is “no parts”.
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#118 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.
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#119 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
If Apple owned the ISS it would spell disaster for other spacecraft that wanted to dock with it.
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#120 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Car design used to accommodate smokers with lighters and ash trays, but now we’re a decade into the smartphone era, and auto makers still haven’t thought to include a phone mount.
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#121 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
The Hobbit was a book about the dangers of greed. The Hobbit films were ruined because of greed.
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#122 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
There should by a gym where the membership fee is extremely high at the beginning of the month but you earn money back for every day you end up going and working out for at least an hour.
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#123 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Teenagers drive like they have limited time & old people drive like they have all the time in the world.
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#124 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Men get all of the blame for splashing when they go to the toilet, but none of the credit for organically jet washing skid marks away.
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#125 Funny-Shower-Thoughts
If I punch myself in the face and it hurts… does that make me weak or strong?
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