They say Scotland is a land of immeasurable beauty, inspiring history, and immense wit. To get a glimpse of the first two, you can watch Braveheart. But to experience the third, you can simply go on Twitter (now X)—some people even say Scottish Twitter is arguably the nation’s finest export. We know you think it’s scotch, but scroll through this list, and then we’ll talk.
The subreddit named Scottish People Twitter has been making headlines online since its creation in 2015. It started by collecting tweets like “maw bought aldi shower gel that smells like fairy liquid so I’ve been cutting about all day smelling like a f**ing plate” and “Can live wi paying 5p for one but am sick of having to f**in light the beacons of Gondor to summon someone anytime I want a bag in Asda” and quickly grew into a 700K-member community, enjoying a good laugh when they see one.
#1 Clever Cat
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#2 We All Need A Little Confidence Boost
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#3 Mask Up, Ya Bams
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#4 Our Currency Is The Best!
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#5 He’s Been Well Done There
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#6 What Freedom Is Aw Aboot
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#7 Stating The Obvious
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#8 Manbat
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#9 Hunner Percent
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#10 What Windows?
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#11 Xmas Miracle
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#12 Wholesome
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#13 Scottish Clothes Shops
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#14 Expectations vs. Reality
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#15 Quick Take On The Scottish Play
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#16 Good Luck At School Today
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#17 Can’t Beat A Fathers Jokes
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#18 FS John, Too Soon
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#19 Well That’s Us Screwed
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#20 Life, Eh, Finds A Way
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#21 Lightning Lizzie
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#22 It’s That Easy
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#23 Good Tae Know
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#24 Aye, Ye Pair Ay Bampots
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#25 London 1993
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#26 Our Government
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#27 Yer Da Does The Washing
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#28 Dilf Hunter
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#29 Hotland
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#30 Fair Enough
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#31 Shavin A Tattie
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#32 Very Fair Point
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#33 Yer No Meant To Eat The Parts Separately
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#34 Ye Nugget
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#35 Maccies
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#36 Da-Da-Da-Da!
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#37 Goths Are A Dying Breed
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#38 Ye Goin For A S***e Hen?
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#39 Platinum Next X
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#40 Pizza Time
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#41 Mad Stoater
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#42 Half Pizza Crunch Supper
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#43 Intimate And Sacred
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#44 A Record To Be Proud Of
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#45 Vegan Scottish Cuisine
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#46 We Love Arbroath
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#47 On The Bus
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#48 Absolute Fact
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#49 Genitals!
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#50 And One For Yourself Bartender
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