Life on Planet Earth usually isn’t like it is in fictional stories: it’s often messy, chaotic, and full of friction and frustration. It’s only natural then, that People Don’t Get Along Very Well. Egos get bruised, ambitions clash, and people argue for hours on social media. As a result, some folks can no longer contain their anger and resort to name-calling or worse—threats. Oh, but we’re not talking about your regular internet insults and digital threats here. No, Pandas, what we have in store for you today is far more shocking and creative.
Welcome to r/Rarethreats. The online community shares the rarest threats, warnings, and insults to ever grace the net. The posts are ominous and practically ooze danger (sometimes with a small side-order of humor). It’s a real treat for anyone who’s a fan of wordplay or simply wants to stock their arsenal with some great ideas to confuse and amuse their opponents. Scroll down for the best posts from r/Rarethreats, and tell us which of these intimidated you the most in the comments. Seriously, the creativity here is astounding—we’ve never enjoyed being threatened so much.
Bored Panda got in touch with the moderator team at r/Rarethreats, and redditor u/Left4pillz was kind enough to answer our questions about the history of the community, the life of a mod, and what the secret behind a great threat is. Check out what they told us below, Pandas.
#1 Don’t Cross Him
Image source: @trumpetcake
#2 Don’t Leave Your Kids Here
Image source: Left4pillz
#3 I’ll Freaking Disable You
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#4 Idk If This Exactly Fits Here But I Found It Funny
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#5 That’s Scary
Image source: Bange-roni
#6 He’s Got A Point
Image source: @Strippin
#7 Who’s The Right Person?!
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#8 Attack Mode: E N G A G E D
Image source: MLG50
#9 Merry Christmas Everyone!
Image source: Left4pillz
#10 Hey Macaroni
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#11 Not The Fridge
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#12 It Ain’t A Dog Park
Image source: Left4pillz
#13 Sent This To A Friend Of Mine On Snapchat
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#14 W- What
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#15 Pukicho Is Enraged
Image source: Nevphion
#16 Good Luck Cleaning
Image source: Left4pillz
#17 No One Out Pizzas The Hut
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#18 Really Proud Of This One
Image source: Mild_microvav
#19 I Mean… How Do You Respond To This?
Image source: GlitchGaminggirl
#20 Handshake
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#21 I’m Scared And Aroused
Image source: Julian_JmK
#22 I’m Officially Scared
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#23 Who Hurt You
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#24 A Sign I Found At A Restaurant Some Days Ago. Sorry For The Potato Quality, My Phones Camera Is Garbage
Image source: ClairLestrange
#25 Sunnyd Is Getting Serious
Image source: WastingSomeTimeAgain
#26 You’ve Done It Now Josh
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#27 A Nice Golf Course
Image source: Left4pillz
#28 Cursed Shoelaces
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#29 Just Happened To Me In Among Us
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#30 He’s Mad Because I Didn’t Call Him
Image source: Art-MusicTrash
#31 Pukicho Back At It Again
Image source: AmberMetalicScorpion
#32 This Is Rare
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#33 An Email You Don’t Want To Be Getting
Image source: czarofel
#34 I’m Sorry Please Forgive Me!!!
Image source: SharquishaTBO
#35 Please Flush
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#36 Oh God No
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#37 Go Kart Go Vroom
Image source: Neff38
#38 Damn Bro Chill
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#39 For The Sake Of Your Health, Please Do Not Insult Axolotls
Image source: poplarleaves
#40 He Knows Not To Text Me That
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#41 Ex-Post
Image source: King0fDairyQueen
#42 A Pretty Light Threat
Image source: Left4pillz
#43 Never Zero, Brother. Never Zero
Image source: Ella_NutEllaDraws
#44 Happened On A Discord Server
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#45 We All Got Rickrolled. Strong Opinions Were Had
Image source: LordMeme42
#46 I’m Concerned And Confused On How This Is Possible
Image source: Joey-Drew1927
#47 This Was Supposed To Be Funny. It’s Horrifying
Image source: Thespanishirishman
#48 This Threat Is Entirely Justified
Image source: FauxRowsdower
#49 Cold Blooded
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#50 Felt This Belonged Here
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